Can somebody give us a Christmas chive five? Don't leave us hanging! But feel free to hang these off your X-mas tree! Our admittedly odd but strang...

Quite the jar-ing experience! Our briny Pickle Candy Canes are a must holiday surprise for all of our pickle lovers this year! They can be quite th...

Mildly spicy fire and brimstone Our Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imag...

Essence of possum Christmas just got a whole lot more exciting with the addition of our Possum Candy Canes! These quirky candy canes, with a distin...

One Square = One Coffee! Looking for a gift idea? Coffee, chocolate, flowers... a fresh take on the classics, our Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Lavend...

Caffeinated with real coffee! Running low on energy? We smell trouble brewing... Time to reach for our Pocket Latte Coffee Dark Roast Coffee Chocol...

A gift from the Coffee Gods! Determined to get coffee by whatever beans necessary? Our delicious Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Coffee, Cream & Sug...

Why settle for your old Newtonian lip balm? E=mc^2 might've unraveled the mysteries of the universe, but our Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip B...

The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm! Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow ...

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

 Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

No camping gear required! Our Marshmallow Mints are impostors of the highest order; they parade around in mint tins, but when you pop one in your m...

Remember those quirky, old-school Yoo-Hoo drinks that made childhood oh-so-sweet? Dive into a splash of nostalgia with the Yoo-Hoo Milk Chocolate C...

An absolutely ribbiting plant decoration Our delightful Plant Animal Tree Frog Ornament is the cutest accessory for your office or houseplants. Sty...

Surprise! There's no shame in your game! A wink and nod to your pre-planned gift exchange, our cheeky Hope You Like The Gift You Told Me to Get Y...

Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

A lifeline for your plant. 🪴💧⚕️ Piece of mind is the root of all happiness - so why leave the responsibility of keeping your plants alive, in the h...

Bacon Bandages for your Boo Boo's! Bacon goes perfect with eggs... and now bloody messes you made when you weren't looking where you were walking! ...

Leave 'em in fucking stitches. Send a sweary season's greetings with our delightfully offensive Warm F*cking Wishes Card! Ideal for gifting amongst...