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Stocking Stuffers for "Adults"

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    Ho Ho F*cking Ho! Santa Christmas Card

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    What is the best way to spread Christmas sneer? To chuckle loudly, at our Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Card, for all to hear! This delightfully foul-mou...

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    Does My Ass Look Fat In This? Santa Christmas Card

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    Have yourself a very cheeky Christmas Our s-ass-y Big Ass Santa Chrisymas Card pokes big fun at the common question heard in households and dressi...

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    Warm F*cking Wishes Christmas Card

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    Leave 'em in fucking stitches. Send a sweary season's greetings with our delightfully offensive Warm F*cking Wishes Card! Ideal for gifting amongst...

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    Demotivational Pen Set

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    It will probably get worse If you're like us, and the thought of seeing another thing that says "hustle harder" makes you gag, this Demotivational ...

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    Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum

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    Take the doctor's advice! Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up. Includes 8 pieces of cand...

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    Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Dark Roast Coffee Chocolate

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    Caffeinated with real coffee! Running low on energy? We smell trouble brewing... Time to reach for our Pocket Latte Coffee Dark Roast Coffee Chocol...

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    Potato Clips Bag Clips

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    They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the aut...

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    F*cking Meetings Candle

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    Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...

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    Magic Pencil That Never Needs Sharpening

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    Unleash the magic of endless writing with our enchanting magic pencil! Behold the wonder of the Magic Pencil - the writing tool that defies all odd...

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    World’s Smallest South Park Micro Figures

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    I'm going down to South Park - Gonna have myself a time - Friendly faces everywhere - Humble folks without temptation! Get ready to dive into the h...

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    What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer

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    It's like... ugh. Don't call our What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer a little, don't call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it wo...

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    Make a Decision Pad

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    Is it worth it? Let me work it. Effectively combat the dreaded feeling of decision paralysis by working it out on our Make a Decision Pad! The ment...

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    F*ck, Marry, Kill? Adult Card Game

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    No one is safe from being wed, dead, or taken to bed. Our crude, rude, and socially acceptable (in the right crowd) F*ck Marry, Kill Card Game is a...

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    Maybe Today, Satan Sticker

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    Cheetos at 2am? Mmm-kay Our diabolic Maybe Today, Satan Sticker is a hilarious take on the popular phrase "Not today, Satan." But this past year an...

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    Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

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    You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party e...

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    My Goal This Week Mirror Sticker + Pen

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    Keep your eyes on the prize! 🏆 🤩 Having goals helps you achieve the life of your dreams! Our clever My Goal This Week - Mirror Sticker + Pen Motiva...

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    Daily Affirmation Cards

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    Affirmations that keep everyone in stitches! Traditional cross-stitch samplers test your skills in needlework, but lately everyone is testing your ...

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    Daily Cattitudes Desktop Flip Book

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    Display your mew'd, and give 'em a chance to flea! Let the world know exactly how you're feline with our Daily Cattitudes Mood Flip Chart! A unique...

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    Red White and F*ck You Politically Offensive Crayons

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    Guaranteed to make you say "ooohmygod!" Here we go again! Another one of those "most important election of our lifetime" is happening again! Are yo...

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    B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

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    B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matria...

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    Customer Service Pen Set

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    For when your shift hits the fan Anyone that has worked in customer service will feel a deep connection to this set of stabbingly fun set of pens! ...

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    Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Sticker

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    A dazzling overreaction Our painfully funny Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Holographic Glitter Vinyl Sticker is sore accurate you may literally die...

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    Sweaty Flaps Soap

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    Flippitty floppity... the funniest soap! Don't ovary-act. Vagina jokes are funny. Period. Our zany Sweaty Flaps Soap Bar is a cheeky fresh treat fo...

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    Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

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    It sure as hell ain't saffron or paprika, honey. Our Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt is anything but sugar and spice and everything nice...

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