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The Sh*t I Do For You Thank You Card
Hurry! Low StockUgh. Like, gag me with a worm. Motherhood can be so gross. Thankfully, our adorably fowl-mouthed The Sh*t I Do For You Card humorously highlights t...
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Kicking Ass + Taking Names Wild Cat Encouragement Card
In stockRawr! 💥🐈⬛📋 Nothing will stand between a cat and its prey, so continue to slay the day, kitties! And while you're at it, pounce on the chance to se...
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For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card
In stockThis is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...
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Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day Birthday Card
In stockYou probably didn't expect to think about your mom's hoo hoo today! Get ready to inject a dose of wonderfully awkward into your gift-giving game! ...
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Does My Ass Look Fat In This? Santa Christmas Card
In stockHave yourself a very cheeky Christmas Our s-ass-y Big Ass Santa Chrisymas Card pokes big fun at the common question heard in households and dressi...
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Deer A**hole Greeting Card
In stockDeer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....
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Holy Shitballs Dung Beetle Congratulations Card
Hurry! Low StockWhatever their achievement, we’re sure that shits gonna be ballin’! 🟤🪲 Looking for a cheeky way to send congratulations? Our Holy Shitballs Greeti...
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You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card
Hurry! Low StockOn the off chance they didn't already know When a simple thank you does not suffice, our You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card deliver...
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When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Those F*ckers Greeting Card
Hurry! Low StockPositive mental attitude Our cheeky When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Those Fuckers Greeting Card offers some great life advice. When something sou...
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You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card
In stockWho are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...
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I Hope This Sh*t A** Day Gets A Lot Less Sh*tty Greeting Card
Hurry! Low StockToday sucks but it'll get better Send our uplifting I Hope This Sh*t A** Day Gets A Lot Less Sh*tty Greeting Card to anyone that needs a smile and ...
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Congrats On Your Bundle Of Joy (Who I Will Teach To Swear) Card
Hurry! Low StockIt takes a ducking village. Darn auto correct! Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting...
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Don't Let Anyone Sh*t On Your Sunshine Greeting Card
Hurry! Low StockI tried, you didn't, I'm done. Our positive Don't Let Anyone Shit On Your Sunshine Greeting Card reminds us to knock the negativity right out of yo...
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Serenity Last F*ck Friendship Card
Hurry! Low StockThrowing in the towel never felt so good 🧖 Our offbeat Serenity Sympathy Card, perfectly conveys the tranquil feeling one experiences by letting go...
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Happy Birthday To A Bad*ss Card
In stockYou're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she i...
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Shut The Front Door Greeting Card
In stockYou thought I was going to say shut the f*ck up! Shout your excitement at someone with a totally sassy and fowl language innuendo. Made in the USA...
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I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card
Hurry! Low StockYou are a f'ing rock star in my book! Send our I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card to let some know how serious you are about how you pro...
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Retro Happy Birthday You Little Sh*t Birthday Card
In stockDon't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...
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Whoop-Ass Encouragement Pop-Up Greeting Card
In stockNow with 30% more whoop! Unleash some serious encouragement with our Whoop-Ass Card! Send to a friend so they can crack upon a can of whoop ass, as...
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You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gross. Birthday Card
In stockHappy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...
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Warm F*cking Wishes Christmas Card
In stockLeave 'em in fucking stitches. Send a sweary season's greetings with our delightfully offensive Warm F*cking Wishes Card! Ideal for gifting amongst...
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Shit Just Got Real Kitten Friendship Card
Hurry! Low StockLitter-ally. It's fur real. The soul-piercing eyes of this adorable bundle of responsibility convey that Shit Just Got Real. It's the purrfect gree...
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Nice Cock Flirty Rooster Card
Hurry! Low StockCock-a-dude'll-do As far as visual puns go, our Nice Cock Flirty Rooster Card is the tits! You'd have to wake up pretty early in the morning, to p...
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I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card
In stockNow is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...
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