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For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card
In stockThis is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...
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Nice Cock Flirty Rooster Card
In stockCock-a-dude'll-do As far as visual puns go, our Nice Cock Flirty Rooster Card is the tits! You'd have to wake up pretty early in the morning, to p...
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That is Some Dark Ass Shit Piñata Birthday Card
Low stockNow we feel like a jackass. We didn't realize there was going to be a donkey at this party! Awkward. Our disturbingly hilarious That is Some Dark A...
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I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card
Low stockIt's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...
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Ho Ho F*cking Ho! Santa Christmas Card
In stockWhat is the best way to spread Christmas sneer? To chuckle loudly, at our Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Card, for all to hear! This delightfully foul-mou...
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Deer A**hole Greeting Card
In stockDeer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....
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Present From The Ass-Holery Cat Birthday Card
Low stockAre you kitten me? Our mischievous Present From Cat Birthday Card reminds us that we all love the cat, but the cat can be an asshole sometimes and ...
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Kicking Ass + Taking Names Wild Cat Encouragement Card
In stockRawr! 💥🐈⬛📋 Nothing will stand between a cat and its prey, so continue to slay the day, kitties! And while you're at it, pounce on the chance to se...
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How F*cking Lucky Are We Greeting Card
Low stockThick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new...
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Congrats On Your Bundle Of Joy (Who I Will Teach To Swear) Card
In stockIt takes a ducking village. Darn auto correct! Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting...
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You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card
In stockThanks a buttload! No ifs, ands, or butts about it, our You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card gets your point across. It’s right in their ...
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F*ck! Crocodile Encouragement Card
In stockIn a while crocodile This chompy Fuck! Crocodile Encouragement Card kind of gets right to the point. Obviously something just grazed or bumped the ...
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T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card
In stockParty like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...
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Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card
Low stockDid you see those Boobies?! We love puns and we just love the humor of the Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card! Bird enthusiasts will love receiving t...
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You are Strong, Fearless + Badass, I'm So F*cking Proud Of You Card
In stockYou are f'ing amazing! Not everyone deserves to be gifted with our You are Strong, Fearless + Badass... In Other Words... I'm So F*cking Proud Of Y...
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Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Greeting Card
In stockThere's too much right about this! Seriously though, if everyone just exchanged our Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Greeting Card the world could be so...
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Holy Shitballs Dung Beetle Congratulations Card
In stockWhatever their achievement, we’re sure that shits gonna be ballin’! 🟤🪲 Looking for a cheeky way to send congratulations? Our Holy Shitballs Greeti...
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The Sh*t I Do For You Thank You Card
In stockUgh. Like, gag me with a worm. Motherhood can be so gross. Thankfully, our adorably fowl-mouthed The Sh*t I Do For You Card humorously highlights t...
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I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card
In stockYou are a f'ing rock star in my book! Send our I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card to let some know how serious you are about how you pro...
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Tit Bird Fowl Greeting Card
In stockWatch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky gr...
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I Miss Your Sweet Ass Greeting Card
In stockI hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them ...
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Trying Not To Drop F-Bombs Greeting Card
Low stockBombs away, take cover! Give our snarky Trying Not To Drop F-Bombs Greeting Card to that friend or co-worker that's trying to keep it clean. It's h...
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