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The Birds + The Bees

Embrace your Spring fever with an unusual collection of our version of the birds and the bees, and flowers and the gnomes?! 
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    Fowl Language Bird Mug

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    Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! A best seller! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug fea...

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    Wash Your Tits Bird Soap

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    It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...

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    Naughty Mini Garden Gnomes for Plant Pots

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    Trolling with my gnomies What the? Our Naughty Mini Garden Gnomes for Plant Pots may look like classic garden gnomes, with the signature long white...

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    Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel

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    Those are some nice Hooters! We swear that our Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum

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    Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

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    Bee Line Beehive Cup + Ball Game

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    Catch a buzz! Our Bee Line Beehive Cup + Ball Game is deceptively simple and un-bee-lievably fun. Just swing the bee into the air and catch it in t...

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    Calm Your Tits! Bird Mug

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    Feeling stressed out? Need a good laugh? This mug is the tits! 🐦 Our naturally punny Calm Your Tits Bird Mug will look great perched on your desk...

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    Bee Kind Sticker

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    Don't bee such a bee-otch Boasting a hive mind we can actually get bee-hind, we think our Bee Kind Vinyl Sticker is the bees knees! We love the du...

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    3D Blue Jay Air Freshener

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    The original angry bird. Blue jays have a bit of a rep for being (how can we say it nicely) winged psychopaths. But really, these beautiful, bossy...

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    Calm Your Tits Greeting Card

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    Is your favorite chickadee on the verge of a nervous breakdown? Stop her migration into madness with one fowl swoop of our Calm Your Tits Greeting ...

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    Mini Garden Gnomes for Plant Pots

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    Gnomes just wanna have fu-un Whether you're killing it at the indoor plant game, or are known as a plant killa our Mini Garden Gnomes for Plant Pot...

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    Cheeky Garden Gnome in Pink Flamingo Pool Float

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    Barefoot and fancy-free Our free-spirted Cheeky Garden Gnome in Pink Flamingo Pool Float is not em-bare-assed to let it all hang out! This totally...

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    Tiki Tragedy Garden Gnome

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    Gnome body saw this coming? It's like this band of garden brothers never watched The Brady Bunch episode when Peter found the cursed tiki idol... I...

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    Unicorn Pool Float Garden Gnome

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    There's gnome-one just like you! 🦄 This pint-sized fella is not one to stand on the sidelines. Instead our Unicorn Pool Float Garden Gnome can fore...

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    Peeing Gnome - Self Watering Planter Garden Sculpture

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    Your Plant's New Hilarious Hydration Hero! Tired of your plants getting thirsty and wilting away? Fear not, for our rather disturbing Peeing Gnome ...

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    Squirrel In Underpants Air Freshener

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    Be more like Squirrel in Underpants. Have the decency to cover up your junk funk. It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrel...

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    You Succ Succulent Plant Sticker

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    You succ, succa! Our suc-CUTE-lent You Succ Succulent Plant Sticker is just adorable. It is perfect to stick on your laptop, tablet, water bottle, ...

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    Tree Frog Plant Ornament

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    An absolutely ribbiting plant decoration Our delightful Plant Animal Tree Frog Ornament is the cutest accessory for your office or houseplants. Sty...

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    Chameleon Plant Ornament

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    One in a chameleon! Our adorable Chameleon Plant Animal is the cutest accessory for your office or houseplants. Style your plants with this Chamele...

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    Face Plant Planter + Eyeglass Holder

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    You'll totally want to plant a kisser on this planter! With a dry eraser marker that is! Our hilariously named Face Plant Planter is the perfect bl...

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    Pee My Plants Garden Sculpture

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    Time to go water the bushes houseplants. 😏🪴 Designed to look like a miniature version of the peeing boy trope popularized in ancient times, our whi...

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    Mini Classical Statues for Plant Pots

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    Decorate your temple gardens to appease the gods! Bring the sophistication of the Louvre into your home with our Mini Classical Statues for Plant P...

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    Bush Baby Plant Ornament

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    Brass Monkey, that Funky Monkey! Bringing a new meaning to bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, it's our irresistible Bush Baby Plant Ornament! This tiny...

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    Camping Is In-Tents Soap for Outdoorsy People

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    Camping is intense in-tents (and often smelly!) So, how about you respect mother nature and your adventure buddies? Now, with our Camping is In-Ten...

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