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The Birds + The Bees

Embrace your Spring fever with an unusual collection of our version of the birds and the bees, and flowers and the gnomes?! 
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    Peckers Bird Coaster

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    Hairy and Powerful Peckers Our cheeky Peckers Fowl Bird Coaster features some of the world's best woodpeckers! It's an ideal gift for bird watchers...

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    Tits Fowl Bird Coaster

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    Those are some great Tits! Our perky Tits Fowl Bird Coaster features some of the world's best Tit birds! It's an ideal gift for bird watchers, gard...

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    Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card

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    These peckers like morning wood Our cute Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card illustrates a selection of eleven birds from the woodpecker family, includ...

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    Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel

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    Those are some nice Hooters! We swear that our Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Look at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...

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    Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel

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    Check out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

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    Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    So many peckers! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel, is a bright and stunn...

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    Tit Bird Fowl Greeting Card

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    Watch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky gr...

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    Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card

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    Stop staring at the Cockatoo! Our Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card identifies a selection of thirteen colourful birds from across the world, incl...

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    Cocks Kitchen Apron

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    Cock-A-Doodle-Doo In The Kitchen Get ready to rule the roost in your kitchen with a rib-tickling Cocks Apron! Perfect for the bird-lover with a sen...

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    Tits Bird Kitchen Apron

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    Flap into Fun with the ‘Tits’ Bird Apron! Turn up the tweet in your kitchen with our cheekily named Tits Bird Apron! Perfect for the bird-lover wit...

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    Boobies Fowl Bird Coaster

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    Wanna see my Boobies? Our lovely Boobies Fowl Bird Coaster features some of the world's best Booby birds! It's an ideal gift for bird watchers, gar...

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    Tits Bird Oven Glove

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    Handy Kitchen Humor! Add a dash of whimsy to your kitchen with our Tits Oven Glove! This delightful glove is not only a handy kitchen tool for hand...

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    Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card

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    Did you see those Boobies?! We love puns and we just love the humor of the Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card! Bird enthusiasts will love receiving t...

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    Peeing Gnome - Self Watering Planter Garden Sculpture

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    Your Plant's New Hilarious Hydration Hero! Tired of your plants getting thirsty and wilting away? Fear not, for our rather disturbing Peeing Gnome ...

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    Mini Yoga Cats for Plant Pots

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    A cat doing downward dog, wha? Marking their territory in the most zen way pawsible, it's our Mini Yoga Cats for Potted Plants! A must for stressed...

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    100 Ways To Eat Cock

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    cock-a-doodle-doo! Are your taste buds in a fowl mood? Maybe you've been brooding over the same old chicken dishes? Fear no more! 🐔Whether you're f...

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    Pee My Plants Garden Sculpture

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    Time to go water the bushes houseplants. 😏🪴 Designed to look like a miniature version of the peeing boy trope popularized in ancient times, our whi...

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    Calm Your Tits! Bird Mug

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    Feeling stressed out? Need a good laugh? This mug is the tits! 🐦 Our naturally punny Calm Your Tits Bird Mug will look great perched on your desk...

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    Camping Is In-Tents Soap for Outdoorsy People

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    Camping is intense in-tents (and often smelly!) So, how about you respect mother nature and your adventure buddies? Now, with our Camping is In-Ten...

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    Wash Your Tits Bird Soap

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    It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...

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    Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum

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    Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

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    Calm Your Tits Greeting Card

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    Is your favorite chickadee on the verge of a nervous breakdown? Stop her migration into madness with one fowl swoop of our Calm Your Tits Greeting ...

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