The Birds + The Bees

Is your favorite chickadee on the verge of a nervous breakdown? Stop her migration into madness with one fowl swoop of our Calm Your Tits Greeting ...

Tough tits! Our Calm Your Tits Card Game is a titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing! Pl...

An absolutely ribbiting plant decoration Our delightful Plant Animal Tree Frog Ornament is the cutest accessory for your office or houseplants. Sty...

This is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...

Unleash your inner cryptozoologist! Hatch 'N' Grow Bigfoot, the quirkiest member of our DIY toy kingdom! Imagine a world where Bigfoot isn't hiding...

Just add water – and hang around! Our Hatch and Grow Sloth doesn't need any food or special care. Just add water and watch him grow and break out ...

You succ, succa! Our suc-CUTE-lent You Succ Succulent Plant Sticker is just adorable. It is perfect to stick on your laptop, tablet, water bottle, ...

Gnomes just wanna have fu-un Whether you're killing it at the indoor plant game, or are known as a plant killa our Mini Garden Gnomes for Plant Pot...

Add an extra dash of cute to your meal! Get ready to fall in love with seasoning all over again, because with our kawaii styled Happy Grove Trees S...

For the resilient friend who is well versed in the art of cussingDecorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is ...

Don't bee such a bee-otch Boasting a hive mind we can actually get bee-hind, we think our Bee Kind Vinyl Sticker is the bees knees! We love the du...

Trolling with my gnomies What the? Our Naughty Mini Garden Gnomes for Plant Pots may look like classic garden gnomes, with the signature long white...

Gnome body saw this coming? It's like this band of garden brothers never watched The Brady Bunch episode when Peter found the cursed tiki idol... I...

Be more like Squirrel in Underpants. Have the decency to cover up your junk funk. It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrel...

Feed me, Seymour! Don't leaf your plants in the murderous hands of a friend or a relative while you are away on that dream trip! Our IV Plant Life ...

Decorate your temple gardens to appease the gods! Bring the sophistication of the Louvre into your home with our Mini Classical Statues for Plant P...