In My Defense You Left Me Unsupervised Greeting Card
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You weren't there to say No!
Our making-amends In My Defense You Left Me Unsupervised Greeting Card is perfect for those hilarious apologies. I wasn't aware that I had to remove the plastic film from the frozen pizza but I'm sure the burning smell will go away eventually. Also, maybe we should cut my hair on the other side to even it out.
Yes, it's OUR new kitten! You weren't there to say no... so I, errr... we adopted it.
Front: Just remember in my defense you left me unsupervised
Inside: Blank for a sassy-ass message
- Sass and spunk included
- Printed on premium card stock
- Includes kraft envelope
- Made in USA
Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Professionally printed on 100 lb cover stock with a kraft envelope. Our In My Defense Greeting Card is designed and printed in the USA!