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Take Me To Your Dealer Men's UFO Weed Socks

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Original price $12.99 - Original price $12.99
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$12.99 - $12.99
Current price $12.99
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Greetings stoner, we come in peace

Our totally dope Take Me to your Dealer Men's UFO Crew Socks is a fun spin on the well-known UFO invasion catch phrase "take me to your, leader"

  • Take Me to your Dealer Men's UFO Crew Socks
  • Features a smoked out alien in a flying saucer, abducting the almighty ganja and in search of more of that dank goodness.
  • Made with soft, laid-back cotton for a nice kushy fit
  • A fun gift for his highness, or your favorite space case
  • One size fits most male humanoids

Men's shoe size 7-12. Black and green. 81% Combed cotton, 17% Nylon, 2% Spandex. Our Take Me to your Dealer Men's UFO Crew Socks are an out of this world design by the potheads at Groovy Things, Co headquartered in Texas.

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