Today's Hot Gifts

Mmm... bacon candy! When we told Santa Claus about our Bacon Candy Canes, he nearly fell out of his sleigh! Then he let out a jolly guffaw and than...

Quite the jar-ing experience! Our briny Pickle Candy Canes are a must holiday surprise for all of our pickle lovers this year! They can be quite th...

We wish you a cheesy Christmas with Mac & Cheese Candy Canes! Behold! A six-pack of candy canes that taste like your childhood favorite macaron...

Would you like a side of fries with those Ketchup Candy Canes? The only candy cane to eat with french fries! Do you know what makes mediocre food e...

Can somebody give us a Christmas chive five? Don't leave us hanging! But feel free to hang these off your X-mas tree! Our admittedly odd but strang...

A mouthful of savory gravy goodness now in a candy cane! The most savory and saucy sensation to ever grace your taste buds: Gravy Flavored Candy Ca...

Essence of possum Christmas just got a whole lot more exciting with the addition of our Possum Candy Canes! These quirky candy canes, with a distin...

Mildly spicy fire and brimstone Our Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imag...

Dreams taste like cotton candy 😋💗 We think it's fair to say that our Cotton Candy Scented Pen will bring you back to carefree days spent at the car...

Because there's nothing butter than popcorn!😋🍿 Coming in hot... it's our Popcorn Scented Pen! A fresh + corny solution to the problem of wanting t...

A sweet gift for a berry special someone! In a jam finding the perfect present? Our fun and fruit-abulous Strawberry Scented Pen is ripe for the pi...

The Stinkiest Stickers of the 1980's! Bust out your sticker book and start practicing Miss Susie had a Steamboat hand slapping songs, because the '...

This gift rocks! Don't be caught handing out schist presents, when you can give them something as gneiss as our Crystal Growing Rocks! Know someone...

A fractal eruption! Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volc...

Puke has never been so interesting Our Owl (Puke) Pellet is phenomenally gross but also great hands-on science. Dissect this sanitary owl pellet wh...

Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

Experience the '80s All Over Again! How Sweet It Is! Cinnamon Roll Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers - because who needs a time machin...

 Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

Squirmles - It's a Magical Pet! Straight outta 1974... re-introducing The Original Squirmles! These soft + slinky fellas are magical pets that wigg...

The Fruity Smells of Your Childhood Awaits! 🍇 Do you remember the sweet '80s? When hair was big, neon was the only color worth wearing, and your st...

Do you know whose poop doesn't stink? Our Magical Jellybean Pooping Unicorn, butt of course! This miraculous pint-sized dispenser of rainbow-colore...

A lifeline for your plant. 🪴💧⚕️ Piece of mind is the root of all happiness - so why leave the responsibility of keeping your plants alive, in the h...