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Check out the most popular items from the last 24 hours – it’s like getting insider stock market tips, but totally legal and way more fun! From quirky gadgets to hilarious novelty gifts, stay ahead of the trends and grab your must-have items before they're gone!

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    Bacon Candy Canes

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    Mmm... bacon candy! When we told Santa Claus about our Bacon Candy Canes, he nearly fell out of his sleigh! Then he let out a jolly guffaw and than...

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    Pickle Candy Canes

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    Quite the jar-ing experience! Our briny Pickle Candy Canes are a must holiday surprise for all of our pickle lovers this year! They can be quite th...

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    Mac & Cheese Candy Canes

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    We wish you a cheesy Christmas with Mac & Cheese Candy Canes! Behold! A six-pack of candy canes that taste like your childhood favorite macaron...

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    Ketchup Candy Canes

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    Would you like a side of fries with those Ketchup Candy Canes? The only candy cane to eat with french fries! Do you know what makes mediocre food e...

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    Sour Cream + Onion Candy Canes

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    Can somebody give us a Christmas chive five? Don't leave us hanging! But feel free to hang these off your X-mas tree! Our admittedly odd but strang...

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    Gravy Candy Canes

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    A mouthful of savory gravy goodness now in a candy cane! The most savory and saucy sensation to ever grace your taste buds: Gravy Flavored Candy Ca...

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    Possum Candy Canes

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    Essence of possum Christmas just got a whole lot more exciting with the addition of our Possum Candy Canes! These quirky candy canes, with a distin...

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    Dante's Inferno Candy Canes

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    Mildly spicy fire and brimstone Our Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imag...

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    Cotton Candy Scented Pen

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    Dreams taste like cotton candy 😋💗 We think it's fair to say that our Cotton Candy Scented Pen will bring you back to carefree days spent at the car...

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    Popcorn Scented Pen

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    Because there's nothing butter than popcorn!😋🍿 Coming in hot... it's our Popcorn Scented Pen! A fresh + corny solution to the problem of wanting t...

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    Strawberry Scented Pen

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    A sweet gift for a berry special someone! In a jam finding the perfect present? Our fun and fruit-abulous Strawberry Scented Pen is ripe for the pi...

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    Right On! Pineapple Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    The Stinkiest Stickers of the 1980's! Bust out your sticker book and start practicing Miss Susie had a Steamboat hand slapping songs, because the '...

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    Crystal Growing Rock

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    This gift rocks! Don't be caught handing out schist presents, when you can give them something as gneiss as our Crystal Growing Rocks! Know someone...

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    Instant Winter Snow

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    Make your own Yeti habitat! Our Instant Winter Snow is here to save the day! It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do! Ho...

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    Crystal Growing Volcano

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    A fractal eruption! Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volc...

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    Owl Puke Pellet - See What They Had For Dinner

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    Puke has never been so interesting Our Owl (Puke) Pellet is phenomenally gross but also great hands-on science. Dissect this sanitary owl pellet wh...

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    I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card

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    Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

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    How Sweet It Is! Cinnamon Roll Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    Experience the '80s All Over Again! How Sweet It Is! Cinnamon Roll Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers - because who needs a time machin...

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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

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     Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

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    What Are You, Like 100? Birthday Gum

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    I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

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    The Original Squirmles 4-Pack

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    Squirmles - It's a Magical Pet! Straight outta 1974... re-introducing The Original Squirmles! These soft + slinky fellas are magical pets that wigg...

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    Grape Going! Grape Jelly Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    The Fruity Smells of Your Childhood Awaits! 🍇 Do you remember the sweet '80s? When hair was big, neon was the only color worth wearing, and your st...

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    Pooping Unicorn

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    Do you know whose poop doesn't stink? Our Magical Jellybean Pooping Unicorn, butt of course! This miraculous pint-sized dispenser of rainbow-colore...

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    Mini Plant Life Support

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    A lifeline for your plant. 🪴💧⚕️ Piece of mind is the root of all happiness - so why leave the responsibility of keeping your plants alive, in the h...

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