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Discover today's hottest trending products on Perpetual Kid! 

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    Mix Tapes Sponges

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    Glisten to the music Our vintage-styled Mix Tapes sponges will help you face the music so you won’t get wound up about doing the dishes! You can r...

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    Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

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    Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you kno...

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    Best Buds Mint Gum

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    Guaranteed Good Shit To Share With A Cannabis Loving Buddy The rumors are true... our gum has gone to pot! Our Best Buds Gum has been made with a v...

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    World's Smallest Spirograph

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    Mini masterpiece-maker! Are you ready to unleash your inner artist and take a trip down memory lane? Introducing the World's Smallest Spirograph, a...

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    World's Smallest Nee Doh

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    The Groovy Glob! Your Ultimate stress ball and fidget toy... the World's Smallest Nee Doh! A miniature wonder as a Zen-inducing, stress-vanquishi...

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    Snowman Scented Putty Play Kit

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    Marshmallow Scented Holiday Fun Putty! Looking for the perfect holiday stocking stuffer? Our Snowman Mini Dough-To-Go, scented like sweet marshmall...

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    Garbage Scented Putty Play Kit

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    The funniest sensory desk toy for kids and adults alike! Dig into a squishy, Root Beer-scented "dirt" and uncover hidden treasures like trash, recy...

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    Space Scented Putty Play Kit

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    The ultimate putty that’s out of this world! Get ready to explore the cosmos with our Space KidDough Play Kit, the ultimate sensory experience for ...

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    Forest Friends Scented Putty Play Kit

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    Discover the magic of the forest with our Forest Friends KidDough Play Kit!  This nature-inspired kit includes 8 oz of silky-smooth, Forest Fir sce...

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    Construction Scented Putty Play Kit

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    Build, Mold, and Roll with the Construction KidDough Play Kit! Get your hard hats ready! The Construction KidDough Play Kit is here to bring the ex...

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    Cupcake Scented Putty Play Kit

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    Whip up hours of imaginative, dough-licious fun with the Cupcake KidDough Play Kit The perfect sensory putty experience for kids! This playful kit ...

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    Sunny The Happy Blobfish

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    Always dour in the shower Sunny The Happy Blobfish is ready to be your new best friend. He's made of TPR (ThermoPlastic Rubber) and is really stret...

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    World's Smallest Power Rangers Micro Action Figures

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    Go Go Power Rangers! The Power Rangers are back with our World's Smallest Power Rangers Micro Action Figures measure only 1.25 inches tall and each...

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    World's Smallest Pictionary

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    Get drawing! Introducing World’s Smallest Pictionary! The beloved game of quick sketches and hilarious guesses is now available in the world’s sma...

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    World's Smallest Clue

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    Whodunit? Get a Clue! Our World's Smallest Clue Board Game plays just like the original game but, can fit in the palm of your hand! Featuring fu...

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    World's Smallest Chutes and Ladders

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    Pocket-sized Ups & Downs! 🛝 Introducing the World's Smallest Chutes and Ladders Game: an itty bitty version of everyone’s favorite childhood cl...

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    World's Best Re-Gifter Award Ribbon

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    When it comes to passing on presents you didn't want, you're the undisputed champion! Remember those glory days in school when you proudly wore tho...

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    Emergency Chicken Sound Machine

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    Every fowl morning is a chicken emergency Our fowl Emergency Chicken Sound Machine fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. The ...

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    Instant Audience Sound Machine

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    Always have the audience your jokes deserve! Enjoy having an audience in the palm of your hand with our pocket sized Instant Audience Sound Machine...

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    Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine

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    Automated dismay Our meh Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. Four sighs include a male, fe...

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    Squirrel In Underpants Air Freshener

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    Be more like Squirrel in Underpants. Have the decency to cover up your junk funk. It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrel...

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    Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Christmas Tree

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    Rockin' Around the Retro Tinsel Christmas Tree Our Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree is a mod lover's Christmas wish come true! Popular in the 1960s, al...

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    Lump O' Coal - Because You're an Asshole Stocking Stuffer

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    Ho ho ho! Not so fast, a--hole! So, they thought they could outsmart Santa, eh? Well, our cheeky Lump O' Coal will show them otherwise. So, sack it...

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    Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss

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    You'll love it a lil bit s'more every day. An ideal gift for the happy camper, our Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss is a fun mashup of nostalgia and ka...

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