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Discover today's hottest trending products on Perpetual Kid! 

Check out the most popular items from the last 24 hours – it’s like getting insider stock market tips, but totally legal and way more fun! From quirky gadgets to hilarious novelty gifts, stay ahead of the trends and grab your must-have items before they're gone!

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    Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon

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    Get ready to squeal with delight for Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon! Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon is a wacky, tasty mashup of your dreams, where chewy gummy ca...

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    Whole Lotta Love Stacking Marker Set

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    Heart-stoppingly adorable markers! Ever wanted to literally stack love? Now’s your chance with our heart-shaped, colorful heart markers! Each vibra...

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    Snappy! Apple Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    Your Childhood Memories Are Stinky! Right?! Re-introducing the Snappy! Apple Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers. No, you're not dreamin...

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    Reggie! Nostalgic Candy Bar

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    A Home Run for Your Tastebuds! 🍫⚾ Remember the sweet taste of victory from 1978? Well, it wasn’t just from the winning games but from those chunky ...

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    Ultimate Music Trivia Game

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    Ready to Rock Your Music Trivia Night? Think you know your music? From Adele to ZZ Top and everyone in between, our Ultimate Music Trivia Game will...

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    Check Out My Butthole Catnip Cat Toy

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    Knitting, Nipping🧶😺 This kitty has big plans.... to make you mittens and make you feel slightly uncomfortable! Our hilarious Check Out My Butthole ...

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    Hot Dog Packing Tape

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    Spice up your packing game with Hot Dog Packing Tape! Our Hot Dog Packing Tape is the ultimate way to dress up your parcels and add a bit of whimsy...

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    World's Smallest Miss Weather Colorforms

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    Miss Weather, for any season of the year! Relive your childhood memories with our World’s Smallest Miss Weather Colorforms! The World’s Smallest ...

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    World's Smallest Barbie Fashion Case

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    Ken you believe how cute this is?? A total blast from the past, the iconic Barbie Fashion Case from 1977 in now available in miniature size! Carry ...

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    The Office Answer Wheel Decision Maker

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    It's all fun and games, until... jk! it's all fun and games! Are you looking for an entertaining way to boost office morale? Our no-brainer Office ...

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    Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You

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    Is that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...

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    Mini Office Messenger Pigeon: Coo-ler Than Email

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    Your own personal Office Messenger Pigeon! Send your messages with style with Mini Office Messenger Pigeon! Includes: Everything you need to send ...

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    Jesus and Lamb Bandages

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    Heal Thy Scrapes with Jesus and Lamb Bandages! Holy moly, have we got the cure for you! Whether you've taken a tumble or just need a patch-up, our ...

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    Peanut Butter and Jelly Bandages

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    Ouchies can't jam your style with our Peanut Butter and Jelly Bandages! Perfect for kids (and kids at heart), these bandages are a fun fix for mino...

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    Rainbow and Cloud Bandages

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    Rainbow and Cloud Bandages bring a smile to your boo boo! Brighten up those bumps and scrapes with our Rainbow and Cloud Bandages! Who says a cut c...

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    Sushi and Wasabi Bandages

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    Roll Out the Fun with Sushi and Wasabi Bandages! Get a taste of healing with our Sushi and Wasabi Bandages! Perfect for big sushi fans, these banda...

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    Generic Bandages

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    This is a product headline These Generic Bandages are straight, simple and to the point. There are 15 sterile strips in each tin and each has the w...

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    You're Way Too Pretty To Deal With This Crap Sympathy Card

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    Curveballs, smurveballs... you're fantastic! Our supportive and funny You're Way Too Pretty To Deal With This Crap Greeting Card is where heartfelt...

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    Dog IQ Test

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    The ulti-mutt gift for dog lovers! Find out if your dog is the king of the park or too big for its bark, with our Dog IQ Test! This paws-itively fu...

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    Think Big! Pancake Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    Pancake Scented Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers Start your day with a whiff of morning magic with Think Big! Pancake Scent Retro Scratch 'n Sniff ...

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    T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card

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    Party like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...

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    Ramen Doodles Eraser + Sharpener Set

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    Our deliciously fun Ramen Doodles Eraser + Sharpener Set by Fred is so cute we could just slurp it on up! If you're noodling around for an idea for...

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    Purr-fect Kitten Glitter Sticker

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    Meow you doin'? Filled with wide-eyed innocence and wonder, our White Fluffy Kitten Head Glitter Sticker features piercing blue eyes, matching pink...

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    Woofie Pet Selfie Tool

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    Pose for the pupperazzi! Yeah, we all look pretty silly arguing with our pet to sit still and "smile" for a picture. Enter bribery... Getting a go...

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