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People Suck Pen Set

Original price $11.99 - Original price $11.99
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$11.99 - $11.99
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Pen your disdain with a touch of humor, one snarky stroke at a time! 🖊️😒

Our funny People Suck Pens are the perfect companion for when you're just not feeling the whole human interaction thing!  Express your inner misanthrope, your disdain for social niceties, and your biting wit.

Each pen features a snarky phrase that perfectly captures the frustration of dealing with people:

  • "DO YOU EVER JUST LOOK AT PEOPLE AND THINK, NO THANKS"
  • "I USED TO BE A PEOPLE PERSON BUT PEOPLE RUINED THAT FOR ME"
  • "TODAY WAS GOING GREAT UNTIL, PEOPLE"
  • "NETFLIX AND AVOID PEOPLE?"
  • "OK BUT WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS?"

With these pens in hand, you'll be armed and ready to navigate the minefield of human interaction with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a touch of humor. Whether you're taking notes in a meeting, journaling about your day, or just doodling your frustrations away, the "People Suck" Pen Set has got your back.

So go ahead, embrace your inner curmudgeon and let your pens do the talking. Because sometimes, the best way to deal with people is to just laugh at them and move on! 

Black ink. Set of 5 retractable ball point, clip pens. Our People Suck Pen Set feature chubby barrels colored in bright green, yellow, and black. 

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