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It's in mint condition! The scent of candy canes hanging from a Christmas tree will fill the air when you use our adorable Candy Cane Scented Pen. ...

Mmm... bacon! When we told Santa Claus about our Bacon Candy Canes, he nearly fell out of his sleigh! Then he let out a jolly guffaw and thanked u...

We wish you a cheesy Christmas! Behold! A six-pack of candy canes that taste like your childhood favorite macaroni and cheese. Instant mac & c...

Can somebody give us a Christmas chive five? Don't leave us hanging! But feel free to hang these off your X-mas tree! Our admittedly odd but strang...

Quite the jar-ing experience! Our briny Pickle Candy Canes are a must holiday surprise for all of our pickle lovers this year! They can be quite th...

Would you like a side of fries with that? The only candy cane to eat with french fries! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, j...

Frank-ly, they look like traditional candy canes... But as Santa as our witness, they are not! We'll be the first to admit that our Hotdog Candy Ca...

What do you mean you don't want to try our Rotisserie Chicken Candy Canes? What - are you chicken or something? bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak! (no, we ...

Are you a sucker for pho? If so, you're in luck! A reasonable pho-simile of the real thing, our deliciously bizarre Pho Candy Canes are ready to ma...

Deli-counter fresh baked faked ham! Sure, Christmas is about the joy of giving, but let's not forget about the delicious food! An homage to the tra...

Tis the season... to raise some cane! Candy cane that is! Our set of three Candy Cane Pop Rocks will pop the holiday season off with an explosio...

There’s something fishy about these…🤔🐟 Our highly coveted Sardine Candy Canes are the catch of the holiday season! While depending on your taste or...

Ho-Ho-Hold up! Don't skip your greens this holiday season! 🎅🥗 Caesar Salad Candy Canes? Yes, really. Now, you make be asking yourself "for the lo...

Holy Cow! 🎄🐄 It's been quite the year! Rarely have the steaks been set this high for an unforgettable Christmas! So, make sure to serve up a health...

Mildly spicy fire and brimstone Our Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imag...

A mouthful of savory gravy goodness The most savory and saucy sensation to ever grace your taste buds: Gravy Flavored Candy Canes! We've taken the ...

Essence of possum Christmas just got a whole lot more exciting with the addition of our Possum Candy Canes! These quirky candy canes, with a distin...

Santa Baby, hope you like my note The scent of a dazzling Christmas Tree will fill the air (and your Christmas Stockings) when you use our adorable...

This scented pen really takes the cake! Cupcakes are ALWAYS a GOOD idea! So is having a favorite pen on you! Our yummy Vanilla Cupcake Scented Pen ...

Nothing is im-popsicle! They say the pen is mightier than the sword, so with our fruity and fearless Grape Popsicle Scented Pen in hand, you'll be ...

Can't catch the gingerbread man! What a cute idea for a stocking stuffer! The scent of freshly baked gingerbread men will fill the air when you use...

Dreams taste like cotton candy 😋💗 We think it's fair to say that our Cotton Candy Scented Pen will bring you back to carefree days spent at the car...

Chews to add some fun to your writing! Our cheerful Bubblegum Scented Pen will infuse your day with playful nostalgia! The magical aroma of classic...