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Because in the game of life, sometimes you just gotta ask, "Who The F*ck Cares?" 🕺✨ Introducing our Who The F*ck Cares Greeting Card, for when you ...

Squirmles - It's a Magical Pet! Straight outta 1974... re-introducing The Original Squirmles! These soft + slinky fellas are magical pets that wig...

What a nice jester Our Creepy Clowns Birthday Card is perfect for horror fans, clown enthusiasts and of course anyone with (the fear of clowns) cou...

Happy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...

This one is old mollusc! Never mind the bollocks, but how about them mollusks! Take our Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil for ins...

You let your cat get away with murder... 😼 Us, too, so no judgment here! We have fallen victim to being immobile for uncomfortable periods of time,...

We'd fall apart without you! Are you ready to express your gratitude to that amazing co-worker who keeps the office happy and sane? Look no further...

Everybunny loves chocolate! 🐰🍫 Hippity-hoppity Easter's on its way, and we're totally egg-cited about our Chocolate Bunny Scented Pen's arrival! An...

Stop staring at the Cockatoo! Our Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card identifies a selection of thirteen colourful birds from across the world, incl...

Happy you-wrecked-your-mom Day! Give your friends the Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card because saying Happy Cake Day is just too normal nowa...

Who gives a hoot about hooters? Our head-turning HHooters Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card features 13 hooters of the owl variety, including elegant el...

Happy Birthday! You look amazing... So if you could just let me know your secret, or your plastic surgeon's business card that would be great! You ...

Ugh. Like, gag me with a worm. Motherhood can be so gross. Thankfully, our adorably fowl-mouthed The Sh*t I Do For You Card humorously highlights t...

Spoiler Alert: You were the awesome thing! ✨🎂✨ Our Something Awesome Birthday Card sure knows how to deliver the message! This greeting is bursting...

What the cluck?! Did you spend a few days of your life trying to get a new Popeye's Spicy Chicken sandwich? We feel for ya! The most amazing thing...

Thanks a buttload! No ifs, ands, or butts about it, our You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card gets your point across. It’s right in their ...

It's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you...

Believe in Santa! Our hopeful I Want To Believe Christmas Card is a holiday take on the classic X-Files, UFO poster. I want to believe that Santa i...

A Home Run for Your Tastebuds! 🍫⚾ Remember the sweet taste of victory from 1978? Well, it wasn’t just from the winning games but from those chunky ...