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Check porch, wait. repeat. Oh, the holidays! When even the mice take a break, but our trusty delivery folks? They're out there, battling the frost ...

It's in mint condition! The scent of candy canes hanging from a Christmas tree will fill the air when you use our adorable Candy Cane Scented Pen. ...

Cheeky gift for cat lovers! No ifs, ands, and lots of butts about it! Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash! This adorabl...

Love maple syrup, eh? Get ready to embark on a sweet adventure with Sugar Shack Maple Candy, eh! Our maple candy is so maple-tastic, it'll make yo...

Frank-ly, they look like traditional candy canes... But as Santa as our witness, they are not! We'll be the first to admit that our Hotdog Candy Ca...

Wanna see my Boobies? Our lovely Boobies Fowl Bird Coaster features some of the world's best Booby birds! It's an ideal gift for bird watchers, gar...

This is not the little lamb Mary had! Are you ready to embrace some hilarious sticker chaos with our F*ck Around And Find Out Sticker? This little ...

From hopscotch to butterscotch... 🛝🍬 It happens in a flash! One minute you're on the playground; the next, you're clipping coupons, grabbing the ea...

There’s something fishy about these…🤔🐟 Our highly coveted Sardine Candy Canes are the catch of the holiday season! While depending on your taste or...

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-Workers The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately ...

Nothing beats receiving a handwritten letter! 📝🥰 Are you a big softie looking for a unique personalized gift idea? Please, allow us to introduce y...

Spoiler Alert: You were the awesome thing! ✨🎂✨ Our Something Awesome Birthday Card sure knows how to deliver the message! This greeting is bursting...

Don't be jelly! Our rainbow-colored, Jelly Jelly Candy Scented Erasers can be yours too! Soft and flexible, they're as fun as they are to hold as t...

So many balls, this is nuts! Our Balls Dirty Pun Greeting Card identifies 21 different types of ball and game, from bright juggling balls to tiny p...

Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

Exciting and mysterious Our rebellious Rattleback Spinner is quite a phenomenal physical curiosity. It is an exciting and ancient, spinning, semi-e...

Don't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...

Because let's face it, surviving the holidays with your family deserves a medal, or at least a ribbon! You've braved the endless political debates,...

I don't have time for this! Celebrate another trip around the sun with our funny Scrolling For My Birth Year Birthday Card! Perfect for those of u...

Jiminy frickin' Cricket! 🦗😠 Bug your friends, family, and co-workers with our annoying Hide a Bug Cricket Noise Maker Gag! Hide this little prankst...

The brave get boo-boos too! Our hilarious, yet distinguished, Bravery Bandages celebrate the nearly forgotten art of resiliency! Everyone recognize...

What a nice jester Our Creepy Clowns Birthday Card is perfect for horror fans, clown enthusiasts and of course anyone with (the fear of clowns) cou...

Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...