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    Not A Creature Stirring Except The Delivery Guy Christmas Card

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    Check porch, wait. repeat. Oh, the holidays! When even the mice take a break, but our trusty delivery folks? They're out there, battling the frost ...

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    Candy Cane Scented Pen

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    It's in mint condition! The scent of candy canes hanging from a Christmas tree will fill the air when you use our adorable Candy Cane Scented Pen. ...

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    Cat Butt Coin Purse

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    Cheeky gift for cat lovers! No ifs, ands, and lots of butts about it! Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash! This adorabl...

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    Sugar Shack Maple Candy

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    Love maple syrup, eh? Get ready to embark on a sweet adventure with Sugar Shack Maple Candy, eh! Our maple candy is so maple-tastic, it'll make yo...

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    Hot Dog Candy Canes

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    Frank-ly, they look like traditional candy canes... But as Santa as our witness, they are not! We'll be the first to admit that our Hotdog Candy Ca...

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    Boobies Fowl Bird Coaster

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    Wanna see my Boobies? Our lovely Boobies Fowl Bird Coaster features some of the world's best Booby birds! It's an ideal gift for bird watchers, gar...

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    F*ck Around And Find Out Sticker

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    This is not the little lamb Mary had! Are you ready to embrace some hilarious sticker chaos with our F*ck Around And Find Out Sticker? This little ...

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    Time For Hard Candies Birthday Card

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    From hopscotch to butterscotch... 🛝🍬 It happens in a flash! One minute you're on the playground; the next, you're clipping coupons, grabbing the ea...

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    Sardine Candy Canes

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    There’s something fishy about these…🤔🐟 Our highly coveted Sardine Candy Canes are the catch of the holiday season! While depending on your taste or...

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    Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

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    Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-Workers The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately ...

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    Little Letter DIY Car Air Freshener Kit

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    Nothing beats receiving a handwritten letter! 📝🥰 Are you a big softie looking for a unique personalized gift idea? Please, allow us to introduce y...

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    Something Awesome Happened on the Day You Were Born Birthday Card

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    Spoiler Alert: You were the awesome thing! ✨🎂✨ Our Something Awesome Birthday Card sure knows how to deliver the message! This greeting is bursting...

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    Jelly Jelly Sweet Candy Scented Eraser Set

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    Don't be jelly! Our rainbow-colored, Jelly Jelly Candy Scented Erasers can be yours too! Soft and flexible, they're as fun as they are to hold as t...

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    Balls Dirty Pun Greeting Card

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    So many balls, this is nuts! Our Balls Dirty Pun Greeting Card identifies 21 different types of ball and game, from bright juggling balls to tiny p...

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    Pull My Finger Farting Pen

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    Hey, pull my finger! 🫵 If you’re in need of a good laugh, then our Pull My Finger Farting Pen will be your new go-to! Instead of making fart noises...

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    Happy F*cking Birthday Bunny

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    Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

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    Rattleback Spinner Magic Toy

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    Exciting and mysterious Our rebellious Rattleback Spinner is quite a phenomenal physical curiosity. It is an exciting and ancient, spinning, semi-e...

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    Retro Happy Birthday You Little Sh*t Birthday Card

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    Don't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...

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    Survived Another Christmas With The Family Award Ribbon

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    Because let's face it, surviving the holidays with your family deserves a medal, or at least a ribbon! You've braved the endless political debates,...

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    Scrolling For My Birth Year Birthday Card

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    I don't have time for this! Celebrate another trip around the sun with our funny Scrolling For My Birth Year Birthday Card! Perfect for those of u...

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    Hide A Bug Cricket Noise Maker Prank

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    Jiminy frickin' Cricket! 🦗😠 Bug your friends, family, and co-workers with our annoying Hide a Bug Cricket Noise Maker Gag! Hide this little prankst...

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    Bravery Bandages

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    The brave get boo-boos too! Our hilarious, yet distinguished, Bravery Bandages celebrate the nearly forgotten art of resiliency! Everyone recognize...

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    Creepy Clowns Birthday Card

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    What a nice jester Our Creepy Clowns Birthday Card is perfect for horror fans, clown enthusiasts and of course anyone with (the fear of clowns) cou...

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    Cat Butt Gum

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    Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

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