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Believe in Santa! Our hopeful I Want To Believe Christmas Card is a holiday take on the classic X-Files, UFO poster. I want to believe that Santa i...

It was great while it lasted! It’s a funny reminder of the fleeting nature of holiday romance and the Christmas tree’s fate... both destined for th...

We'd fall apart without you! Are you ready to express your gratitude to that amazing co-worker who keeps the office happy and sane? Look no further...

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Your good luck charm! They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful ...

Praise Cheesus! The perfect holiday card does exist! Spread gouda cheer this Christmas season with our pun-tabulous, “Bless the Little Baby Cheeses...

Hello purr-fect nails! Give your feline friend a good scratch while taking care of your lady claws with our Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File! In ...

Naturally magnetic We're positive that budding geologists and rock enthusiasts alike will be instantly attracted to our Magnetite Lodestone! This r...

Tis the season... to raise some cane! Candy cane that is! Our set of three Candy Cane Pop Rocks will pop the holiday season off with an explosio...

Is this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...

Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

Not a problem! You got this! Step into the whimsical and thought-provoking world of Steven Rhodes with our "Stay Positive" greeting card. This one-...

Won't miss ya! Say goodbye with a wink and a smile using the See You Later Assholes Greeting Card! This delightful greeting card is perfect for tho...

Scratch my belly! Give these adorable puppies a tummy scratch while keeping your nails in pawfect condition. A super cute addition to any dog-lover...

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Stop staring at the Cockatoo! Our Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card identifies a selection of thirteen colourful birds from across the world, incl...

Make your own Yeti habitat! Our Instant Winter Snow is here to save the day! It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do! Ho...

This one is old mollusc! Never mind the bollocks, but how about them mollusks! Take our Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil for ins...

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Ushering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...

Well done! Congratulations On Successfully Making It Another 365 Days Without Adulting! Please note: if you are over 25 and your parents hand deliv...

Congratulations for getting off the couch and helping 🧺 Dripping with sarcasm and nostalgia, our Completed Basic Household Task Award Ribbon is the...