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See what we did there? Our bold Butthead of the Household Men's Crew Socks are the perfect socks for the proud self-proclaimed home decision-maker....

Shit's about to get real. Equipped with a 5-minute limit, our Poo Timer will put an end to shared-bathroom loitering! No more standing guard, suffe...

Our Cornhole Men's Socks will quickly become your lucky pair of gaming socks! Cornhole... So Stupid, So Fun! And it's quickly become everyone's fa...

Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...

OMG - Did Becky just drop the kids off at the pool? With our Gigantic Fake Poo Floater, you can now falsely accuse the little rugrats and have the ...

Carry a torch for your beloved bed Celebrate your favorite pastime and go for the gold in our Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks! You can train ...

Baby, it's cold outside The perfect mini replica of a classic winter coat, our Beverage Parka Puffer Jacket Koozie brings a whole new level of styl...

Cozy up with your favorite beer Our Fair Isle RV Camper Beverage Sweater has arrived just in the St. Nick of time. Ugly Christmas sweater season is...

Burrito heaven I want a burrito to tuck me in gently into its warm beans and "Rest here my child be at peace now." When it comes to dream burritos...

Don't believe everything you read on the internet... Or scroll past on social media, watch on YouTube, overhear at the grocery store, or what is dr...

Be cool like the Fonz. Ayyy... Now you look super cool while protecting your 'do with our Switchblade Comb. Just don't be a fool and bring it to sc...

Happy Camper? You'd better beer-lieve it! Just when you thought drinking outdoors couldn’t get any more fun, our Puffer Jacket Drink Cooler *poof* ...

For crotchety gentleman, young and old Cool down that hot-tempered, complaint-filled mouth with our minty Grumpy Old Man Gum! The fun checker boa...

Did you hear the good news? No? Maybe you need to clean the wax out of your ears with our LastSwab Reusable "Cotton Swab! It's a stylish and eco-fr...

I'm fluent in movie quotes If you consider yourself a movie buff, then put your inner-geek to the test with our iconic The Ultimate Movie Buff Mug....

Smells like cookies & cable sports Our Soap for Dad Bods helps build unwavering confidence and smells like toasted marshmallow. Mmmmm... marshm...

A totally hawkward puzzle for prudes. Our hilarious Fowl Language Jigsaw Puzzle masterpiece is the tits! This cheeky picture puzzle features 9 funn...

Family is everything Show your fam that you really care with our I Love My Fucking Family Men's Socks. Sometimes you just gotta drop the F-bomb a c...

Put your beer knowledge to the test? You better beer-lieve it! Our iconic All The Beer, No Idea Card Game will separate the ale-ficionados from the...

A squeaky clean gift for foul-mouthed friends Do you find yourself cursing at every inconvenience? Verbally abusing every object in sight? Then, o...

Crash! BOOM! Bang! Uh oh, SpaghettiOs! Whether it's your roommate rummaging through your room to "borrow" your favorite pair of earrings or a stra...

If we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner...

Not your normal box of crayons... Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon...

Beam me up Scotty! Our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Communicator Set includes is a mini replica from the original Star Trek series with Kirk and Spoc...

A good tool for the right job! A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle op...

Take control-er of the situation. Our Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks celebrate the time and place you've allotted yourself for copious amoun...