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    Cheeky Garden Gnome in Pink Flamingo Pool Float

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    Barefoot and fancy-free Our free-spirted Cheeky Garden Gnome in Pink Flamingo Pool Float is not em-bare-assed to let it all hang out! This totally...

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    Soap For A Dope Bar Soap

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    Uh... derp. It's a no brainer! Did that last flub leave a nasty odor in its wake? Don't let embarrassing bloopers, cringe moments, and mortifying s...

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    Completed Basic Household Task Award Ribbon

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    Congratulations for getting off the couch and helping 🧺 Dripping with sarcasm and nostalgia, our Completed Basic Household Task Award Ribbon is the...

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    Caution: Man Cave Enter At Your Own Risk Sign

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    Cavemen gonna cave. 🪨 Your live-in caveman is wheel'y going to love their new Caution: Man Cave sign! Encourage your boyfriend, husband, or brothe...

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    Emergency Chicken Sound Machine

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    Every fowl morning is a chicken emergency Our fowl Emergency Chicken Sound Machine fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. The ...

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    Conspiracy Theory Big Brother Soap

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    WAKE-UP! and shower. Stand your ground and let the rebellion begin at home (and in the shower) as you wash away the PSYOP manipulations we're fed d...

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    DIY Tips & Tricks Mug

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    Just when you were about to say ah, screw it! 🔩 Wooden you know it, our DIY Tips Tricks Mug appears out of the glue to save the day! Featuring solu...

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    Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap

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    Farts. They can't be trusted under pressure! When you suffer the ultimate "butt-trayl" grab hold of our trusty Oops That Wasn't a Fart Bar Soap! Th...

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    Mr. Bendy's Bathtime Soap

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    Please Wash Your Buttocks Punk Rock Soap

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    Did you hear that? The shower is calling... I wanna be "sudd-ated"! Mosh pits? cool. Stinky pits? really not cool. Your taste in music may be excel...

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    90% Winning Fake Arguments in the Shower Meme Soap

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    Soap for working sh*t out in the shower. Start every day with a win! All you need is this fun soap and a great point, and you'll soon be steaming u...

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    Dad, After All These Beers Greeting Card

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    To Dad. Your dear old hops. A man lager than life. 🍻 A refreshing take on humdrum sentimental-style cards our After All These Beers Dad Card offers...

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Father's Day Shopping Extravaganza! 🎉



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So, dear gift-seeker, waste no time shop to the magical realm of unusual Father's Day gifts! Prepare to be dazzled by the extraordinary selection, unmatched creativity, and the sheer joy that comes from finding the perfect gift for the superhero in your life. Happy Father's Day shopping, and may your gifts bring infinite smiles and unforgettable memories! 🎉