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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

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    Most Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable Truth Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave...

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    Cap Zappa Bottle Opener

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    Opening your beer just got a helluva lot more fun. The ultimate conversation starter, our Cap Zappa Bottle Opener is the perfect companion for cele...

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    Finished Netflix Binge Champ Award Ribbon

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    Are you still watching? 📺 Apparently, if you're the prize winner of our Finished Netflix Binge Champ Award Ribbon you're not! It has #BeenThereWatc...

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    This Is The Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper

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    This is pretty crappy... This crappy toilet paper has This Is The Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper printed on every sheet... that's 200 of ...

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    The Potty Piano

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    Start your day off on the right note! Add a tinkle of humor to your bathroom decor with our positively pooposterous Potty Piano! That's right, put ...

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    WARNING: FART ZONE Enter at Your Own Risk

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    Enter at your own risk 🚪⚠️💨 Let our WARNING: FART ZONE Tin Sign tell it like it is, so you don't have to put your bean burrito down and explain it ...

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    This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

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    Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guessti...

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    Star Trek Light-and-Sound Communicator Set

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    Beam me up Scotty! Our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Communicator Set includes is a mini replica from the original Star Trek series with Kirk and Spoc...

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    G-Clamp Bottle Opener

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    A good tool for the right job! A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle op...

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    The Beast Fist-Shaped Drink Kooler

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    This beer koozie packs a punch! You really gotta hand it to our Beast Fist-Shaped Drink Kooler! And by it, we mean beer. Designed to look like a gi...

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    Fart Jokes Gum

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    Toot toot! All aboard the Fart Joke Express! 🚂💨 We don't mean to toot our own horn, but there are ten free jokes inside of our Fart Jokes Gum! Just...

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    Little Letter Shrinking Keyring Kit

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    Write. Shrink. Gift! Letter-ally, the cutest gift ever! A blank sheet of "paper" ripe with untapped potential, our Little Letter Shrinking Keyring ...

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    Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

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    This may be dubbed "the worst gift ever" but giving it is the best! We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some...

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    Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks

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    If you know someone who deserves our Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks know that we feel your pain! The frustration that comes from dealing ...

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    Rubber Chicken Stress Ball

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    Silent but not deadly! Get rid of some of that stress now with the Rubber Chicken Stress Ball! Just to be clear, we do not promote choking any chic...

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    Sudski Shower Beer Holder

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    It's Happy Hour in the shower! Shower beer is one of life’s greatest simple pleasures and everyone will enjoy the Sudski Shower Beer Holder. Nothi...

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    You Are A Duck-ing Cool Dad Father's Day Card

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    Yo kids! What’s quack-a-lackin’? Looking for the perfect card for your dad-joke-dishing, pun-loving pops? Our squeaky clean You are a Duck-ing Cool...

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    Completed Basic Household Task Award Ribbon

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    Congratulations for getting off the couch and helping 🧺 Dripping with sarcasm and nostalgia, our Completed Basic Household Task Award Ribbon is the...

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    Oh, For F*ck's Sake Paint Can Candle

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    Smells better than a silent scream Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and tea...

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    Little Letter DIY Car Air Freshener

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    Nothing beats receiving a handwritten letter! 📝🥰 Are you a big softie looking for a unique personalized gift idea? Please, allow us to introduce y...

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    Dad Jokes Gum

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    Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? 🥤🌝 Great food, no atmosphere. HA! If you love corny one-liners, chock-full of puns, you'll love our ...

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    Become a Laird or Lady

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    Fancy owning a wee bit of Scotland, wouldn'y ya? Looking to trade in your boring miss or mister title for something a wee bit fancier? Our Become a...

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    Bathroom Guest Book

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    A trip to remember! We want you to make the best of every moment in your life and that means making even a trip to the bathroom into a memorable ev...

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    World's Smallest Super Soaker

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    Squirts up to 25 feet! Yes, the World's Smallest Super Soaker actually works! Not even 4 inches long, it holds enough water to shoot off a dozen sh...

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Father's Day Shopping Extravaganza! 🎉



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