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Valentine's Day Gift Guide

The best Valentine's Day Gifts + Greeting Cards! Romantic, funny... and a few sarcastic ones! Fun and unique Valentine's Day Gifts for kids and adults!

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    Cats Into Litterbox Water Toss Game

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    Litter-ally, the silliest game. No kitten. 🐱😾 Art imitates life in our Cats into Litterbox Water Toss Game. For the object of this game, is to get...

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    Looking Good! Gumball Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    Relive the Magic of Your '80s Childhood! Ditch the scrunchies, put down that Walkman, and grab these Looking Good! Gumballs Scented Retro Scratch '...

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    Gummy Mac & Cheese Candy

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    Where Comfort Food Meets Candy Store! Gummy Mac & Cheese Candy - the revolutionary combo no one knew they needed, but now no one can live with...

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    Cat Heart Butt Catnip Toy

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    We ❤️ Cat Butts! This hilarious catnip toy is the purr-fect gift for cat ladies and their playful kitties. And why stop at one? Grab a bunch and su...

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    Bear Hugs Valentine's Day Gummy Candy

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    Give some bear hugs this Valentine's Day! Our Bear Hugs Valentine's Day Gummy Candy is the sweetest way to share love! Made right here in the Unite...

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    Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

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    Limited Edition I Love You To The MoonPie & Back

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    Hey there, lovebirds and MoonPie enthusiasts! 🌙❤️ Valentine's Day is right around the corner, and what better way to express your love than with a...

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    Pop Pop Snappers

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    Drop it! Throw it! Step on it! Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snapp...

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    Pac-Man Ghost Sours Candy Tin

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    Waka Waka Waka ▫️ ▫️ ▫️ ⚪ ▫️ ▫️ ▫️ 🍒 Snack on Pacman's archenemies anytime the mood strikes with our Pac-Man Ghost Sours! No Power Pellet is nece...

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    Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Look at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...

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    Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel

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    Check out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card

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    You are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...

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    Satellite Wafers

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    Blast from the past candy delight! Calling all space cadets and candy enthusiasts! Dive into a cosmic retro sugar journey with Satellite Wafers. A ...

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    I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card

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    It's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...

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    Bazooka Throwback Gum

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    Blast from the past! Nostalgic packaging from the classic brand Bazooka! This Bazooka gum "wallet" gets a makeover, retro-style! The mini wallet ...

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    Sloth Plant Ornament

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    Just hang in there! Our adorable Sloth Plant Ornament is the trendiest accessory for your plants. Style your plants with the Sloth Plant Ornament,...

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    Inflatable Hunk Pool Ring

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    Have a summer fling with this hunky blow up pool ring! Meet Chad. Our cheeky Inflatable Hunk Pool Ring! He's supportive, easy to talk to, and will ...

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    Soda Can Fizzy Candy

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    Fun, fizzy candy! Ever wondered what your favorite fizzy beverage would taste like in candy form? Well consider your questions answered with this s...

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    Retro Pop Rocks

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    Original 1970's limited edition Pop Rocks! Get ready to time-travel back to the 1970s with our Original Cherry Flavor Retro Pop Rocks! These candy ...

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    Magic Crystal Ball

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    See into your future! Our mystifying Magic Crystal Ball brings a touch of magic to your office or home. Wave your hand over the mini 3 inch glass c...

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    Sushi Toss Water Game

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    This game blows...🐡 sushi! 🍣😋 Waiting for your delicious hand-rolled sushi order can be torture. And everyone knows it's rude to break out your cel...

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    How To Say I Love You Around The World Cards

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    Speak The Language of Love ❤️‍🔥 Learn to tell your sweetheart how you feel, in 100 new ways! No matter where you are in the world, these helpful ca...

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    Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel

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    Those are some nice Hooters! We swear that our Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    There's Not Enough Sage In The World For This Shit Desk Sign

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    For days when the office aura feels a tad... tarnished. Feeling the negative vibes from a malfunctioning printer, passive-aggressive sticky notes, ...

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    Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope

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    These nuts actually smell good! Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to ma...

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    5 Minute Poo Bathroom Timer

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    Shit's about to get real. Equipped with a 5-minute limit, our Poo Timer will put an end to shared-bathroom loitering! No more standing guard, suffe...

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    World's Smallest Care Bears

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    Classic childhood fun with tiny Care Bears! Sure to bring a smile to your face, our World's Smallest Care Bears are your favorite group of colorful...

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    Kettle Corn Mints

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    Crazy for kettle corn? The latest brain-twister in the candy aisle - Kettle Corn Mints! 🍿🌽 These mints are so confusingly delicious, they'll make y...

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    Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils

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    🔮 Unveil Your Destiny! Watch the Magic Unfold! Curious seeker of the unknown, behold the enchanting Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils - the ultimate ...

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    Ask Me About My Cat Desk Sign

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    Staying pawsitive and feline good! Bring some creativity to your cubicle with this a-meow-zing Ask Me About My Cat Desk Sign! This witty and inspir...

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    Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich

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    Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the ga...

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    Love Letters Valentine's Day Gummy Candy

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    XOXO Hugs and Kisses! Get ready to spread the love this Valentine's Day with our delightful Love Letters Gummy Candy! These adorable gummies are sh...

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    Pink Flamingo Keychain With LED + Sound

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    Flaming-go where no other flamingo has gone before! 🧳🦩 Pink flamingos don't just look great in your front yard... they look fantastic hanging in yo...

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    Cotton Candy Mints

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    Childhood in a tin! The whimsical world of Cotton Candy Mints! These aren't your grandma's peppermints – no sir! Imagine the magic of a carnival, s...

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    Axolotl Lamp

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    Unleash your inner marine enthusiast! Illuminate your universe with the irresistibly cute Axolotl Lamp! Dive into an ocean of coziness as this deli...

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    IV Plant Life Support Drip

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    Feed me, Seymour! Don't leaf your plants in the murderous hands of a friend or a relative while you are away on that dream trip! Our IV Plant Life ...

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    Affirmations Pen Set

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    Surround yourself with positivity and embrace your journey! Our Affirmations Pen Set is designed to inspire and empower you with positive affirmati...

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    Ask Me About My Dog Desk Sign

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    Seriously... ask me! If you're mutts about your pooch, it's time to bring some doggone humor to your office space with our fun Ask Me About My Dog ...

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    Cat Lovers Pen Set

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    The purrfect set of pens, does exist! For anyone that understands the struggle of being selected as "the chose one" and becoming incapacitated by a...

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    Chocolate Mint Mints

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    These aren't your grandma's mints! Indulge in the guilt-free delight of our Chocolate Mint Mints! These sugar-free gems are a heavenly blend of ric...

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    Big Bath Duck

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    Rubber duckie you're the one! 🎵 Dive into splashy fun with our Big Bath Duck! Way more fun than your average rubber duckie, our oversized bright ye...

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    You're Perfect Boobs Mug

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    Perk up your mornings in the most delightful way! Make our perky You're Perfect Boobs Mug a hilarious and daring addition to your morning routine! ...

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    Little Letter Shrinking Keyring Kit

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    Write. Shrink. Gift! Letter-ally, the cutest gift ever! A blank sheet of "paper" ripe with untapped potential, our Little Letter Shrinking Keyring ...

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    Giant Beaver! Tiny Ass! Card Game

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    Unleash your wild side! Get ready to throw caution to the wind and embark on a hilariously outrageous card game that's not for the faint-hearted! I...

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    Lucky Tree Frog Ear Cuff

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    Your good luck charm! They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful ...

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    Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm

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    Why settle for your old Newtonian lip balm? E=mc^2 might've unraveled the mysteries of the universe, but our Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip B...

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    Become a Laird or Lady

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    Fancy owning a wee bit of Scotland, wouldn'y ya? Looking to trade in your boring miss or mister title for something a wee bit fancier? Our Become a...

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    Meant to Bean Coffee Sticker

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    Just brew it! Our funny Meant to Bean Coffee Pun Sticker looks great on your tablet, laptop, car, bike and much more! The adorable design features ...

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