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Valentine's Day Gift Guide

The best Valentine's Day Gifts + Greeting Cards! Romantic, funny... and a few sarcastic ones! Fun and unique Valentine's Day Gifts for kids and adults!

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    Pop Pop Snappers

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    Drop it! Throw it! Step on it! Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snapp...

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    Looking Good! Gumball Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    Relive the Magic of Your '80s Childhood! Ditch the scrunchies, put down that Walkman, and grab these Looking Good! Gumballs Scented Retro Scratch '...

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    Gummy Mac & Cheese Candy

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    Where Comfort Food Meets Candy Store! Gummy Mac & Cheese Candy - the revolutionary combo no one knew they needed, but now no one can live with...

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    Cat Heart Butt Catnip Toy

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    We ❤️ Cat Butts! This hilarious catnip toy is the purr-fect gift for cat ladies and their playful kitties. And why stop at one? Grab a bunch and su...

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    Bazooka Throwback Gum

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    Blast from the past! Nostalgic packaging from the classic brand Bazooka! This Bazooka gum "wallet" gets a makeover, retro-style! The mini wallet ...

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    Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

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    Limited Edition I Love You To The MoonPie & Back

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    Hey there, lovebirds and MoonPie enthusiasts! 🌙❤️ What better way to express your love than with a sweet treat that's outta this world? Now availa...

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    Calm Your Tits Card Game

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    Tough tits! Our Calm Your Tits Card Game is a titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing! Pl...

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    Cupcake Popping Candy

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    Your mouth won't be able to shut the fucupcake! When you're having a good for muffin kind of day, our Cupcake Popping Candy is happy to add some pe...

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    Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    So many peckers! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel, is a bright and stunn...

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    Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel

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    Check out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel

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    Those are some nice Hooters! We swear that our Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Satellite Wafers

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    Blast from the past candy delight! Calling all space cadets and candy enthusiasts! Dive into a cosmic retro sugar journey with Satellite Wafers. A ...

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    Llama Cleaning Slippers

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    Llama tell you like it is... Your house could use some sprucing, and your soul could use some loosening, so toss on our Llama Cleaning Slippers, an...

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    Inflatable Hunk Pool Ring

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    Have a summer fling with this hunky blow up pool ring! Meet Chad. Our cheeky Inflatable Hunk Pool Ring! He's supportive, easy to talk to, and will ...

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    Nintendo Gameboy Candy Tin

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    You think this is a Gameboy? 🤨🕹️ It's just a super-awesome, hyper-realistic Nintendo Gameboy shaped tin filled with candy, people! The original han...

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    Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich

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    Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the ga...

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    World's Smallest Care Bears

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    Classic childhood fun with tiny Care Bears! Sure to bring a smile to your face, our World's Smallest Care Bears are your favorite group of colorful...

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    Crystal Growing Volcano

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    A fractal eruption! Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volc...

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    Orange & Creme Mints

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    Tastes like carefree Summer days as a kid! Our oh-so-dreamy Orange & Creme Mints! 🍊✨ Who says mints have to be minty? Psh, not us! These little...

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    Fowl Language Bird Mug

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    Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! A best seller! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug fea...

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    Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Look at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...

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    Become a Laird or Lady

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    Fancy owning a wee bit of Scotland, wouldn'y ya? Looking to trade in your boring miss or mister title for something a wee bit fancier? Our Become a...

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    Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm

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    Why settle for your old Newtonian lip balm? E=mc^2 might've unraveled the mysteries of the universe, but our Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip B...

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    Mini Bob Ross By The Numbers Painting Kit

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    There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend. Our teeny tiny Mini Bob Ross by the Numbers Painting Kit will encourage you to discover the j...

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    Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm

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    The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm! Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow ...

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    Kettle Corn Mints

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    Crazy for kettle corn? The latest brain-twister in the candy aisle - Kettle Corn Mints! 🍿🌽 These mints are so confusingly delicious, they'll make y...

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    Meant to Bean Coffee Sticker

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    Just brew it! Our funny Meant to Bean Coffee Pun Sticker looks great on your tablet, laptop, car, bike and much more! The adorable design features ...

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    Name A Star Deed Certificate

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    You're a shining star! This touching gift gives you the opportunity to name a real star in our night sky. This tin pack comes brimming with facts a...

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    100 Ways To Eat Cock

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    cock-a-doodle-doo! Are your taste buds in a fowl mood? Maybe you've been brooding over the same old chicken dishes? Fear no more! 🐔Whether you're f...

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    Retro Pop Rocks

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    Original 1970's limited edition Pop Rocks! Get ready to time-travel back to the 1970s with our Original Cherry Flavor Retro Pop Rocks! These candy ...

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    Just Hanging Around Sloth Lip Gloss

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    Enjoy letting the day s'lip away Our Just Hanging Around Sloth Lip Gloss is vanilla flavored, and is just as sweet as can be! With his sunny dispos...

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    Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils

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    🔮 Unveil Your Destiny! Watch the Magic Unfold! Curious seeker of the unknown, behold the enchanting Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils - the ultimate ...

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    Giant Gumball Scented Giant Stress Ball

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    Bubble Gum Scented! Before you blow up over a stressful situation, or blow things out of proportion, grab a hold of our super satisfying Giant Gumb...

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    Face Plant Planter + Eyeglass Holder

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    You'll totally want to plant a kisser on this planter! With a dry eraser marker that is! Our hilariously named Face Plant Planter is the perfect bl...

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    Lucky Dog Bearer of Good Fortune

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    Throw dog lovers a bone! 🦴❤️ 🐕 Retrieve smiles and howls of laughter when you present our Lucky Dog - Bearer of Good Fortune Gift Set to your pooch...

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    Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

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    Holy crapola! Today is THE BEST! Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin ...

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    Sloth Plant Ornament

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    Just hang in there! Our adorable Sloth Plant Ornament is the trendiest accessory for your plants. Style your plants with the Sloth Plant Ornament,...

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    Never Gonna Give You Up Card

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    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Our 1980's retro Never Gonna Give You Up Card is a great way to Rick-Roll someone but it's also a really nice...

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    Pink Flamingo Keychain With LED + Sound

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    Flaming-go where no other flamingo has gone before! 🧳🦩 Pink flamingos don't just look great in your front yard... they look fantastic hanging in yo...

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    Big Bath Duck

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    Rubber duckie you're the one! 🎵 Dive into splashy fun with our Big Bath Duck! Way more fun than your average rubber duckie, our oversized bright ye...

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    Giant Beaver! Tiny Ass! Card Game

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    Unleash your wild side! Get ready to throw caution to the wind and embark on a hilariously outrageous card game that's not for the faint-hearted! I...

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    Lucky Tree Frog Ear Cuff

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    Your good luck charm! They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful ...

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    Movie Popcorn Bucket List

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    The struggle is real... Let’s face it - sometimes the struggle of choosing the movie is just too real, so after 45 minutes of searching for a film,...

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    I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card

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    It's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...

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