Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Archie McPheeSKU: BNDG-2389

Sale price$5.99
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Add Elizabethan Insult To Injury!

Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages! These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused by rapiers both sword and wit. The healing power of William Shakespeare can now be with you!

  • 15 sterile bandages
  • Decorated with Shakespeare & his insults
  • Perfect for curs & wretches
  • Collectible/resuable tin
  • Thy prize awaits inside!

They dole out hilarious, yet dramatic, insults like:

  • "Do thou amend my face, and I'll amend my life." Henry IV, Part I
  • "Thy wit's as thick as Tewksbury mustard." Henry IV, Part II
  • "Thou art a knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats" King Lear

You'll feel like you're sitting in the Globe Theater every time you fall down and scrape your knee! Best of all, a free prize comes in each tin!

Tin contains 15 latex-free bandages. Large bandages measure 3 inches long x 1 inch wide. Thy prize awaits inside our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!

Within the contiguous United States. $5.95 for orders under $49. Orders ship the same day if received by 11AM EST Mon-Fri. Click for more details!

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