Archie McPhee

Hive you heard? Our bee air freshener is all a buzz! Swear allegiance to your local hive with our brand new 3D Bee Air Freshener! If this were just...

Aww.... look at the baby's beard! Some babies are born bald just like out Baby Face. Wouldn’t it be fun if you could give them hair? Just move the...

Bacon Bandages for your Boo Boo's! Bacon goes perfect with eggs... and now bloody messes you made when you weren't looking where you were walking! ...

Mmm... bacon! When we told Santa Claus about our Bacon Candy Canes, he nearly fell out of his sleigh! Then he let out a jolly guffaw and thanked u...

The brave get boo-boos too! Our hilarious, yet distinguished, Bravery Bandages celebrate the nearly forgotten art of resiliency! Everyone recognize...

Holy Cow! 🎄🐄 It's been quite the year! Rarely have the steaks been set this high for an unforgettable Christmas! So, make sure to serve up a health...

Christmas just keeps getting butter and butter… 🎄🧈 Bringing back sweet Christmas memories of sneaking into Grandmas kitchen and biting straight in...

Ho-Ho-Hold up! Don't skip your greens this holiday season! 🎅🥗 Caesar Salad Candy Canes? Yes, really. Now, you make be asking yourself "for the lo...

Make your car a UFO! Our Car Full of Aliens Auto Sunshade makes it look like you’re escaping from Area 51! Through the advanced, futuristic power o...

Keeps your car from getting as hot as a rotisserie oven Looking at our Car Full of Rubber Chickens Auto Sunshade, you can imagine that these five R...

We're totally nutty! This collapsible indoor windshield cover will not only protect and cool your car while blocking UV rays, it will also make it ...

You'll raise a few eyebrows, but nobody will nose it is you! When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to...

Mildly spicy fire and brimstone Our Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imag...

Automated dismay Our meh Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. Four sighs include a male, fe...

Purr-fectly realistic cat noises! Our hiss-terical Emergency Cat Sounds noisemaker is there for you in the moments when you wish your furry best f...

Every fowl morning is a chicken emergency Our fowl Emergency Chicken Sound Machine fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. The ...

It’s a goat emergency! This Emergency Goat Sound Machine lets you have the power of goats when you need it! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Grea...

You're probably thinking... what in the actual cluck?? But we're going to put our neck right out and say that our Emotional Support Chicken is ever...

May the power of the unicorn heal you! With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in...

They're baaaack... Our mischievous Finger Monster! Set is up to their old shenanigans again! The Finger Monsters have been secretly running away fr...

What the cluck?! Did you spend a few days of your life trying to get a new Popeye's Spicy Chicken sandwich? We feel for ya! The most amazing thing...

It's not like they'd have a sports team pennant! It used to be an insult to be called a geek, but now it's a point of pride. Our totally geeky felt...