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Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser

$14.99

Do oolong for adventure? Our Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser by Fred is just what you need! This fun-loving miniature unicorn float tea infuser is an instant vacation in a cup! To put it loose-tea, it may just be the most legendary way to unwind with a...

Dressed To Spill Lobster Bib + Teether Set

$19.99

Messy eater? Our Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill Lobster Bib + Teether Set will keep things nice and tidey at mealtime!  Seafood on the bib, instead of seeing food all over the floor! Aw, snap! They'll be no need to fish for compliments. Seafood...

Fred Abracadinner Dinner Winner Kid Plate

$19.99

Magically appearing in Fall 2018 it’s our Abracadinner Dinner Winner Kid Plate by Fred and Friends! As a parent, you always need to have a trick up your sleeve, and when your kid quietly sits down for dinner and eats their entire meal, it's...

Love Potion Decanter

$19.99

The intoxicating charm of our Love Potion Decanter will entice you to let your emotions flow, rather than keeping them bottled up inside! This generously-sized glass decanter holds 34 oz of passion-producing libations. A fun + useful piece of...

Swan Pool Float-Tea Infuser

$14.99

Our floating Swan Pool Float-Tea Infuser will warm you up with sunbeam filled memories of summer, and freshly infused hot tea of course! Before executing a tired-and-true belly flop into your bed after a long winter's day, finish of your day with a...

Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms

$9.99

Leaping lizards! Fred’s clingy Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms sure do make it easy to find your wine in a crowd! If you're ready for a change, these little fellas are the perfect rainbow-hued characters for your next party! While most...

Munchtime Croc Chopsticks

$5.99

Oh, snap! Our Munchtime Croc Chopsticks are on the attack and coming to help munch down your food! Mealtime madness have you feeling swamped? Keep your kiddos interested in dinner with these crocodile shaped chopsticks! But don't worry, they're not...

Under The Tea Sea Turtle Tea Infuser

$9.99

Oh, shell yeah! Our flippin awesome Under The Tea Sea Turtle Tea Infuser by Fred and Friends is coming this Fall 2018!  Just fill the shell with your favorite loose tea, and hook those adorable flippers on the side of your cup, and he'll brew...

Lemon-Aid Teether

$9.99

If life gives baby lemons, hopefully it’s our Chill, Baby Lemon-Aid Teether!  It's the teether with some bite! Got a teething sour puss on your hands? We got this! Easy peasy lemon squeezy! You'd bitter believe that you'll love watching...

The Shining Parody Redrum Garden Gnome

$17.99

Heeeeeeeeere’s Gnomey! Our violently funny The Shining Parody Redrum Garden Gnome has arrived whether you like it or not. All work and no play makes Gnomey a dull gnome All work and no play mmakes Gnomey a dull gnome All work and no...

Clamdy Canes Candy Canes

$5.99

Word on the beach is, our Clamdy Canes Candy Canes are one shell of a candy! If you're a clam lover our Clamdy Canes Candy Canes we're shore these will leave you happy as a clam! Don't like clams? Aww, shucks. You're probably a little bit steamed that...

Dressed To Spill Lumberjack Bib + Teether Set

$19.99

Timberrrrr! You'll fall in love with Fred’s Dressed To Spill Lumberjack Bib and Teether Set! New for Fall 2018! This set by Fred and Friends turns your baby into a lovable lil lumberjack, complete with a suspenders-with-plaid bib, an appropriate...

Giant Inflatable Cheeseburger Snow Tube

$24.99

Take the bite out of winter with our Giant Inflatable Cheeseburger Snow Tube! If you have an insatiable appetite for fun and burgers, it's time to ditch your old sled and give into temptation!  Check out the juicy details: 3-foot wide...

Unicorn Ear Muffs

$9.99

Our magical Unicorn Ear Muffs by Big Mouth will become the mane attraction of any ensemble you put together this winter! They’re earmuffs! They're a costume! They're amazing! Need more reasons to love them?   Provides an endless...

Happy Camper Pencil Holder

$9.99

Simply park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk, toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure (or great escape!) While you're busy exploring the not-so-great indoors -...

Magnetipups Fridge Magnets

$9.99

Our Magnetipups Fridge Magnets are ready to pounce on your photos, lists, and labra-doodles. Stay...Good dog! Are you dog tired of misplacing your important reminders? Sick as a dog of having friends hound you for missing important dates? Keeps your...

Mac & Cheese Candy Canes

$5.99

We wish you a cheesy Christmas with our Mac & Cheese Candy Canes! Behold! A six-pack of candy canes that taste like your childhood favorite macaroni and cheese. Instant mac & cheese flavor, just like mom used to make! It's comfort food that...

Fred and Friends Brew Beetle Tea Infuser

$9.99

Sorry to bug ya, but our Brew Beetle Tea Infuser is totally Fab Four brewing your favorite tea! There’s no cuter way to brew the ideal cuppa British tea. We love it, yeah, yeah, yeah- and hope you will, too! That's right, Fred has dung it again!...

Bite Your Tongue Teether

$9.99

Our Bite Your Tongue Teether by Fred is a new parenting essential. Because it's never too early to teach them to bite their tongue in certain situations! If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Isn't that right, Martha? Just...

Write Bite T-Rex Pencil Sharpener

$7.99

RRAWRR!  With our pre-hysterical Write Bite T-Rex Pencil Sharpener, dull pencils are a thing of the past! Do you like homework? Well, we think extincts! Lucky for you, this fun-tastic dino will help take the bite out of the most pteroible of...