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Giant Rainbow Pool Lounger

$39.99

Life isn't all sunshine and rainbows... Well, yeah, actually it is if you're afloat our on fantastic Giant Rainbow Lounger! In search for what's at the end of the rainbow? Spoiler Alert: It's you! Rainbow colored pool float with white graphic...

Shooting Star Rainbow Kiddo Float

$19.99

The More You Know Our Shooting Star Rainbow Kiddo Float encourages you to reach for the stars! While some of you may notice it looks a heck of a lot like the ole NBC PSA logo, others may just see for what it is! An awesome gift for star gazers and...

Giant Corgi Pool Float

$24.99

Well, hello there Corgeous! All eyes will be on you when you're resting on our Giant Corgi Pool Float! Don't think for a second you'll be able to go in-corg-nito. Get a leg up on the competition Because, what's funnier than a Corgi...

Giant Melting Ice Cream Cone Pool Float

$24.99

I'll stop the world and melt with you Floating on top of our Giant Melting Ice Cream Cone Pool Float the forecast will always be extra dreamy with a chance of sprinkles. Drop it like it's hot! Into the pool that is! Sh*t I dropped my ice...

Bomb Pop Cooler Bag

$24.99

Keep em cool in red, white, and blue Our totally sweet and patriotic Bomb Pop Cooler Bag is perfect for picnics, tailgating, trips to the shore, and more! Rocket Pop Design  Holds 12 cans! Zipper Closure EVA-lined Cooler Shoulder...

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Giant Saturn Planet Pool Float

$29.99

It's your way or the Milky Way Our spacetacular Giant Saturn Planet Pool Float will run rings around the other boring floats at the pool this summer! It's guaranteed to make a big splash at the beach too.  You can planet on it! Made of...

Giant Chameleon Pool Float

$24.99

Karma, Karma, Karma Giant Chameleon Pool Float Summer may come and go, may come and go-o-o-o but let it happily spiral out of control with our Giant Chameleon Pool Float! Features wiggly googly eye! Moves around when float is tilted Over 4...

Giant Ring Pop Pool Float

$19.99

Ring Pops are Your Inner Child's Best Friend Your heart will swell at the sight of our Giant Ring Pop Pool Float! It's chock full of sugary sweet nostalgia and hot air!  Razzle Dazzle with our giant candy bling ring shaped floaty Geometrically...

Cheeseburger Cooler Bag

$24.99

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a 12 pack of beer What are you going to carry in your Cheeseburger Cooler Bag? Soda, beer, cider, Capri-suns? Have it your way! We won't judge! Just be sure to save us one. EVA-lined...

Ginormous Ape Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

Gorillas in the mist With our Ginormous Ape Yard Sprinkler you'll be the chimp-ion of the next neighborhood BBQ or get-together! We're not monkeying around! Okay, actually yes, yes we are. Gibbon the chance, you would too. Measures over 7 feet...

Ginormous Monster Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

Have monster fun in the sun! Stand within spitting distance of our Ginormous Monster Yard Sprinkler if you're looking to have a scary good time under the giant flaming ball in the sky! What could you possibly do to make a monster loving kid's...

Giant Pink Lemon Pool Float

$19.99

Pink Lemon to Your Aid! When life gives you lemons, you'd better hope it's our Giant Pink Lemon Pool Float! Because your summer definitely will not suck when you're perched on top of this giant slice of heaven! This pink lemony beauty measures...

Scribbled Eggs Erasers

$9.99

Handwriting look like chicken scratch? Introducing our Scribbled Eggs Erasers! They're all they're cracked up to be! Under the yolk of a pressing deadline? Got a soft-boiled idea that's not all it's cracked up to be? Working around the...

Unicorn Ear Muffs

$9.99

Our magical Unicorn Ear Muffs by Big Mouth will become the mane attraction of any ensemble you put together this winter! They’re earmuffs! They're a costume! They're amazing! Need more reasons to love them?   Provides an endless...

Citrus Sippers Ice Cube Tray + Straw Set

$11.99

Pucker up buttercup! Our Citrus Sippers Ice Cube Tray + Straw Set creates a set of tropical straws with a frozen twist! Fill the citrus slices with water (add a dash of lemon or lime for some extra zip) and freeze. Drop one into your Mai Tai and...

Gigantic Pink Elephant Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

You're not hallucinating! Our deliriously fun Gigantic Pink Elephant Yard Sprinkler is ready to crash your next picnic, BBQ, or keg party! You have never seen a sprinkler like this! Our Gigantic Pink Elephant Yard Sprinkler is larger than life,...

Watermelon Cooler Bag

$24.99

Get ready to lose your rind! Our refreshingly fun Watermelon Cooler Bag is a totally non-seedy way to carry your cold ones!  Watermelon slice EVA-lined cooler Carries 12 standard sized cans Secure zipper closure Shoulder straps to free up...

Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set

$19.99

Ahoy crabbies, it's mealtime! Believe it or naut, our Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set will make watching your baby fuss over eating their veggies a reel'y fun experience! Even when your little one is cussing like a baby sailor! Have a baby...

Bumble Bee Lil' Float

$14.99

Hey, honey! What's the buzz all about? Our un-bee-lievably cute Bumble Bee Lil' Float will keep your little one busy all summer long! Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee? How about you just settle down now and float like a bumble bee and...

Winged Heart Kiddo Float

$19.99

Still years away from a tattoo (we hope) Your little angel will look adorable in our Winged Heart Kiddo Float! Over four feet wide Pink heart-shaped inner-tube Baby blue angel wings are equipped with built-in handles An adorable beach...

Giant Alien Head Pool Float

$19.99

Take me to your leader? Nah, the nearest pool will do. Throw your summer into interstellar overdrive with our Giant Alien Head Pool Float! It's the perfect gift for the humanoid that has everything except for a giant alien...

Arctic Tea Walrus Tea Infuser

$9.99

I am the walrus,  goo goo g'joob! Two tell you the tooth, our Arctic Tea Walrus Tea Infuser has earned our seal of approval! A flawless walrus for your cup of tea, this cool polar pinniped will brew you the perfect hot cuppa tea. Simply fill...

Giant Hula Skirt Pool Float

$29.99

Tropic like it's hot Our Giant Hula Skirt Pool Float had us at Aloha! It's time you seas the day with this massively fun pool party accessory! Over four feet of freaky tiki fun Fun hula skirt fringe design Decked out with colorful flowers Get...

Dinner Winner Plate Gastronaut Edition

$19.99

A fun treat for your little space cadet! Create an atmosphere of fun at mealtime with our Dinner Winner Plate Gastronaut Edition!  And engaging mealtime adventure, Fred’s award-winning Dinner Winner provides eat-as-you-go action that...

Portable Prosecco Glass Set

$11.99

Feeling bubbly? Let's get fizzical with our Portable Prosecco Glass Set! This adorable duo will keep your life sparkling and your glass full! Featuring two collapsible gold-stemmed glasses, they are made from durable-yet-lightweight plastic so that...

Potato Clips Bag Clips

$7.99

They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the authentic appearance of an actual potato chip! A visual pun for the humor impaired. We're about to Lays it...

Write Bite T-Rex Pencil Sharpener

$7.99

RRAWRR!  With our pre-hysterical Write Bite T-Rex Pencil Sharpener, dull pencils are a thing of the past! Do you like homework? Well, we think extincts! Lucky for you, this fun-tastic dino will help take the bite out of the most pteroible of...

Brew Ray Manta Ray Bottle Opener

$9.99

You Da Man-ta Ray Keep your space nice and tide'y with Fred’s Brew Ray Manta Ray Bottle Opener! It will be easy to glide into good times and dive into your next drinking adventure when you use this manta ray to pop open your next bottle! There's...

Space Invader Air Planter

$19.99

It's an Unidentified Flowering Object! Our unbelievably fun Space Invader Air Planter is invading your home and adding a cosmic boost to your mood! This lightweight-yet- sturdy borosilicate glass vessel is the ideal place to put an air plant,...

Tortilla Clips Bag Clips

$7.99

Don't be a dip, grab a clip for your chips! Keep your chips safe and fresh with our visually puntastic Tortilla Clips Bag Clips! Let the chips fall where they may? No way pendejo! When the chips are down, don't come around looking for...

Dressed To Spill Fisherman Bib + Teether Set

$19.99

The early babe gets the worm! With the so-fish-ticated humor of our Dressed To Spill Fisherman Bib + Teether Set, outdoorsy parents are guaranteed to fall for it hook, line, and sinker!  100% pure, BPA-free silicone wiggly worm-shaped...

Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers

$9.99

Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing, eraser! Our 6-piece Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers are an entertaining addition to your deskscape. Bring the crispy, crunchy comfort to your creative process... without those pesky calories! Got writers block?...

Giant Cheeseburger Pool Float

$19.99

A whopper of a raft! If you have a huge appetite for summer fun our Giant Cheeseburger Pool Float will leave you hungry for even more! A whopping 4 feet wide Lettuce just marvel at the realistic toppings Two all beef patties, special sauce,...