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Think Again Brain Eraser

$5.99

Mind your mistakes Having trouble getting your thoughts together? Our Think Again Brain Eraser is the spare brain you always needed! This eraser stores conveniently on your desk in its apothecary-style jar, ready to inspire or assist in editing your...

Ginormous Rainbow Tunnel Sprinkler

$99.99

Life can be all sunshine and rainbows Somewhere over the rainbow our Gigantic Rainbow Tunnel Sprinkler will not fly! Why? Because it includes four stakes to keep this giant inflatable giant rainbow tunnel anchored in reality and your yard...

Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

$14.99

Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set by Fred and Friends. Because as you know, doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. This hilarious...

Giant 7 Foot Tall Elephant Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

Our Giant Elephant Yard Sprinkler will make your summer unforgettable! (Get it?? Elephants don't forget!) Anyhoo, in case you haven't herd, there's a new sprinkler just stomped into town and will likely make all other sprinklers seem completely...

Shrimp Cocktail Drink Markers

$9.99

Shrimply the best wine charms Worried about losing track of your drink? Just krill out and add one of our Shrimp Cocktail Drink Markers to the rim of your glass! This set includes 6 uniquely colored shrimp-shaped charms, so that way there's no...

Cook's Carrot Peeler And Scrubber

$9.99

Not peelin’ it in the kitchen these days?  We're totally rooting for you! And our adorably designed Cook's Carrot Peeler And Scrubber will help you get your groove back. This two-sided, handy prep tool lets you scrub and peel your favorite...

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