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Ketchup Candy Canes

$7.99

Would you like a side of fries with that? The only candy cane to eat with french fries!  Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavored candy cane can take your holiday from meh to magnificent. This...

Perched Sponges

$12.99

This Robin will be rockin' your dishes in no time! Washing dishes is for the damn birds! It’s time to let these fly guys help out.  These seriously charming bird sponges with an artful modern design make a great hostess gift for a...

Fanfuckintastic Puzzle

$19.99

This just completes me This amazing Fanfuckintastic Puzzle is so in-your-face awesome... it needs to be framed. Wait, the frame is part of the puzzle!!! But seriously, put this on your wall when you're done. Sure, 1,000 pieces seems like a lot, but...

XYZ Blocks Artist Series Puzzle

$19.99

Supports independent artists! ABC alphabet block art for the rest of us! Our Fred XYZ Blocks Puzzle is full of fun and unusual illustrations with everything from meatloaf, litterbox, waffles, quicksand, trailers, corn dogs and donuts!  What...

Kitchen Kittens Dish Sponges

$6.99

Paws-itively clean dishes These super cute Kitchen Kittens are here to give your dishes a purr-fect shine! These cute cat sponges sit patiently on the side of your sink but are always ready to pounce at the opportunity to help clean up! Each...

In Stitches Bag Clips

$8.99

Binge, clip, repeat These hilarious In Stitches Bag Clips are for the subversive snackers that like a little stitchin' in their kitchen. Go ahead and treat yo'self, then save for later with these cheeky cross-stitch-inspired designs. Great for parties,...

How To Greet Someone Puzzle

$14.99

Let's hug it out and then bump noses This fun and informative How To Greet Someone Puzzle has a retro design that is just so pleasant. It is a vintage style design with great colors showing different ways to greet someone in different cultures! Kids and...

Avocado Market Mate Foldable Bag

$6.99

Less talk, more guac! Everyone will be saying chip, chip, hooray because our Avocado Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Avocado Market Mate Bag will replace over 100 plastic grocery bags per year. That's a lot of...

Dirty Dog Dish Sponge Set

$7.99

Cleaner than having your dog lick the plates! Oh good dirty doggie! Who’s ready for some belly scrubs!? Fred’s adorable Dirty Dog sponge set is ready to get your dishes im-paw-sibly clean! Set includes: One dog sponge One...

Washabi Sponges

$7.99

Maki your cleaning routine fun! Doing dishes is a raw deal, so let Washabi Kitchen Sponges help lighten the mood!  Each perfectly-paired set includes: One shrimp sushi One tuna sushi One tamago sushi High quality multi-layers by Fred that...

Koala-Tea Infuser

$9.99

For a koala-fied cuppa Sit back, relax and enjoy some quality time with this Koala-Tea Infuser. Fill his little belly with loose tea leaves, hang him on the rim of your mug and admire his adorable smile while he makes tea time totally charming...

Just Ripe Avocado Sponge

$5.99

Avocadon’t get me started about dirty dishes! Holy guacamole, that’s a lot of dishes! Our Just Ripe Avocado Sponge by Fred has three hard-working layers to get your dishes fresh and clean! One sponge. The...

Dog Market Mate Foldable Bag

$6.99

Paw-some to take to the Flea Market! This ulti-mutt Dog Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Dog Market Mate will replace over 100 plastic grocery bags per year. That's a lot of plastic and it makes a difference! This...

Sweet And Salty Grub Mugs

$12.99

Pajamas, microwave meal and streaming shows? Yes please. No Stove? No problem! Grab your Sweet and Salty Grub Mugs and all four squares are covered! One mug has four sweet recipes and the other has four salty recipes to really fulfill your tastebud...

Life Lessons Puzzle

$14.99

Learning lessons makes life better! This fun and informative Life Lessons Puzzle has a retro design that is just so pleasant. It is a vintage style design with great colors showing different ways to greet someone in different cultures! Kids and...

Llama Market Mate Foldable Bag

$6.99

No drama with this llama! Shopping can be no prob-llama because this Llama Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Llama Market Mate Bag will replace over 100 plastic grocery bags per year. That's a lot of plastic and it...

Tweet Treats Bag Clips

$8.99

Stale snacks are for the birds The bird on the street is that there's no better way to seal your snacks than with Tweet Treats. These uniquely designed bag clips keep your snacks fresh on the fly. These clips make a great gift for bird lovers and snack...

Cat Market Mate Foldable Bag

$6.99

It's the purr-fect fit! This aMeeeeowzing Cat Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Cat Market Mate Bag will replace over 100 plastic grocery bags per year. That's a lot of plastic and it makes a difference! This super...

Think Again Brain Eraser

$5.99

Mind your mistakes Having trouble getting your thoughts together? Our Think Again Brain Eraser is the spare brain you always needed! This eraser stores conveniently on your desk in its apothecary-style jar, ready to inspire or assist in editing your...

Cook's Carrot Peeler And Scrubber

$9.99

Not peelin’ it in the kitchen these days?  We're totally rooting for you! And our adorably designed Cook's Carrot Peeler And Scrubber will help you get your groove back. This two-sided, handy prep tool lets you scrub and peel your favorite...

The Breakfast Scrub

$7.99

  Join the clean plate club! Rise and shine, it’s time to join the clean plate club! If your sink contains more than a short stack, The Breakfast Scrub is here to help. Pancake Stack Sponge Egg Sponge Bacon...

Cakewich Sandwich Cake Mold

$24.99

Send me to school with this cake sandwich for lunch! Our Cakewich by Fred was so popular and missed that we brought it back! And after all of this time... the best thing since sliced bread is still cake!  It even has its own sandwich spread in Food...

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