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Fun, amazing and unique products so fresh they're not even available yet! Coming soon to Perpetual Kid! Cut in front of the line and take advantage of our magical seeing into the future abilities!  More coming soon!

LED Balloons

$12.99

Be the light and the life of the party with these amazing light up and glow balloons on a stick. Balloon is approximately 15 inches when inflated Made of PVC Stick is 24 inches Replaceable AAA batteries included Multicolor LEDs on a thin wire Not...

Juicy Peach Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99

Everything is peachy keen with our Juicy Peach Scents Of Humor Air Freshener dangling in your face!  Bring on the lane cutters, aggressive drivers, d*ckwads, and the other perks of being stuck in traffic, because we have the power of the 80's on...

Draggin' Ass Pug Mug

$9.99

Tired of boring mugs? Or just plain tired? Our Draggin' Ass Pug Mug is right there with you, in more ways than one. Let your inside voice out with cheeky, slightly disgusting, and completely awesome Fred and Friend's Say Anything Draggin Ass...

Rattle Axe Guitar Baby Rattle

$9.99

New parent? Don’t fret! Give em our Fred's Rattle Axe Guitar Baby Rattle, and let them wail! Does your baby like to crank it to 11? If so, you'll love taking their wah-wah sessions to the next level with this cleverly designed baby rattle! It's a...

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Nailed Pen + Phone Holder

$15.99

Our Nailed Pen + Phone Holder is the most bangin’ desk set around. This desktop organizer is a skillfully constructed three-in-one “tool” with a routed-out doodad dish, a mitered smartphone groove, and a nail-shaped pen...

Big Mouth Giant Butterfly River Tube

$39.99

Float like a butterfly and drink like a fish upon our gorgeous Giant Butterfly River Tube while gracefully butt tubing down the river with your best friends! Transform your summer into something unforgettable with our gigantic and durable...

Big Mouth Giant Driftin' Duck River Tube

$39.99

Extra large, and always in charge our Giant Driftin' Duck River Tube is all that it's quacked up to be and more! Seriously. You say sitting duck like it's a bad thing! This duck is content to have you float down the river on it's back! Not only...

Purrtea Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

$9.99

Our Purrtea Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the...

Big Mouth Giant Eager Beaver River Raft Tube

$39.99

Not to be confused with Winona's Big Brown Beaver, our Giant Eager Beaver River Raft Tube is gearing up to give you the best dam ride of your life! Have you been a busy beaver all year long? Then it's dam time you relax and float your cares away with a...

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Big Mouth Giant Horse River Tube

$39.99

Yeehaw! It's time to saddle up for adventure upon our Giant Horse River Tube! It's the perfect floaty for horsing around on the river with your friends! In case you haven't herd, this awesome inflatable inner tube features: A comfy mesh seat Cup...

Big Mouth Giant Loungin' Log River Tube

$39.99

Our Giant Loungin' Log River Tube is perfect for a day of rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river! Leave your good job on the city for the day, and commune with friends in nature while you cool off on a hot summer day while drinking some cool...

Big Mouth Inflatable Pinata Beverage Party Boat

$14.99

Our muy grande Inflatable Pinata Beverage Party Boat will look simply smashing at the pool this summer. We guarantee it will be a big hit! This colorful and festive pinata has lots of cool features to help keep your fiesta afloat! Holds up to...

Stay Sweet Watermelon Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99

A summer favorite our Stay Sweet Watermelon Scents Of Humor Air Freshener is helping you keep the memory alive! But not just of summer of course. If you were alive in the 80's we'd be shocked if this image didn't immediately make your heart skip a beat,...

Office Party Stapler Corkscrew

$14.99

Our cleverly disguised Office Party Stapler Corkscrew won't leave you screwed over the next time an impromptu, in-house, happy hour breaks out at work! While it may look like a mild-mannered regular ole standard office stapler, its secret identity...

That's My Jam! Grape Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99

We heard it through the grapevine that our That's My Jam! Grape Scents Of Humor Air Freshener is crushing it at his latest gig of road-trip buddy! And why not? He's got grape taste in music! Jam packed with fun this air freshener resembles the iconic...

Hot Dog Tea Infuser

$9.99

Hot diggity dog! Our Hot Dog Tea Infuser has turned out to be our mug’s best friend! Simply fill this adorable dachshund-shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea, perch him in your cup, then obediently wait for the tea to steep...

Shine + Dine Menu Lamp

$7.99

A glowing example of fun and function, our Shine + Dine Menu Lamp is totally lit! It offers a little light, right where you need it. Struggling to read the menu in that dimly-lit restaurant? Reach for Shine + Dine, the adorable miniature table lamp that...