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Celebrate another year of escaping death with our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card.

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Cheer up! You're not dead yet.

Let's celebrate another year of escaping death with our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card. Another year wiser, another year older and another year of not being visited by the reaper.

A funny card making light of our mortality and celebrating life! A perfect card for everyone that gets a kick out of life and laughs. Blank inside, so you can write a personal birthday message!

A2 Card measures 4 inches x 5.5 inches and is professionally printed on heavy bright white matte card stock. Blank Inside.

Our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card is handmade in the USA.

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Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card
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