Cool As Sh*t Gifts

What the f*ck else did you think you'd find in our Cool As Sh*t Gifts category? Behold, our amazing hand-picked selection of essential f*cking gifts.  Imagine the cloud of profanity that will spill from your foul-mouthed friend's mouth as they unleash their excitement. Packed with sarcasm and wit, we swear you're going to want one of each for yourself! Sh*t. We guaran-f*cking-tee it... Find cool as sh*t gifts for all of your f*cking friends and family.

Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen Into A Shithole Dish Towel

$10.99

Put your shit in the sink! Dripping with sarcasm and spilled drinks our Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen into a Shithole Dish Towel is not messing around! There's nothing like a delightfully crass kitchen towel to greet your guests, as it proudly...

Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks

$12.99

If you know someone deserving of our Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks, count yourself mother f*cking lucky! So often it's the tough guys who end up being the real softies. Likewise, these socks at first glance have a hard exterior, but surprisingly...

I Was F*cking Talking Socks

$10.99

Pissed Off Pineapple Socks Our deliciously juicy I Was F*cking Talking Socks speaks volumes without saying a word! Now, you know you're going to where these on days you expect to run into someone who grates on your nerves. Maybe it's not appropriate...

Holy Sh*t I Love You Dish Towel

$10.99

Our Holy Shit I Love You Dish Towel features a pair of star-crossed lovers locking eyes across a crowded pasture. Or, a casual staring contest between buddies. You decide. Whether you like to spend time in the kitchen cooking, eating, or gabbing, this...

This Girl Takes No Sh*t Ankle Socks

$10.99

The only way we'll pussyfoot around Our meow-nificently catty This Girl Takes No Shit Ankle Socks is dripping with sass and cuteness! Featuring a relaxed kitty cat, enjoying a well-deserved ice cream cone waiting for the haters to say something so she...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric design - which btw perfectly matches our This Meeting is...

Polite as F*ck Gym Socks

$11.99

Are you a polite person?  Our daringly discourteous Polite as F*ck Gym Socks are as colorful as the ill-mannered language they put on display! You're such a model citizen, but you need these socks to really let everyone know! Polite as fuck, you...

F*ck Yeah Mug

$11.99

F Yeah! You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud, but... this mug tells your co-workers (and the whole world) exactly how you feel. It doesn't need to be said this is a Friday mug! Well, Saturday and Sunday would work perfectly as...

This Sh*t Is Bananas Lavatory Mist

$11.99

B-a-n-a-n-a-s! You know things have gone crazy when people are using our This Shit is Bananas Lavatory Mist after a long bathroom visit! Toss one in your purse or leave one in the bathroom, with over 500 applications in each bottle, they're great! How...

I F*cking Love It Out Here Socks

$10.99

Camping Socks Our I F*cking Love It Out Here Socks will capture the ecstatic f*cking bliss you feel from escaping fluorescent lights and embracing the great outdoors!  Ahhhh, the sights and sounds of communing with nature: birds, bugs, blue skies,...

Giant F-Bomb Mug

$14.99

Drop the F-Bomb! If you need to drop the F-Bomb but fear the wrath of a nearby boss, mother or nun, then you need our F-Bomb mug. It gets the point across with a mouthful of coffee—not soap. Holds 14 oz. of your favorite beverage Great for anyone...

I'm Shy? No Sh*t Women's Socks

$10.99

If I wasn't shy, I'd burn all the "Ask Me" buttons. Call me shy one more time, I triple dog dare you. Our I'm Shy? No Shit Women's Crew Socks may be the right fit for you too if you are fine with the following: Never initiating conversation ✓ Groups of...

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