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Summary

For the lady who always has ideas and can make anything out of anything, only the Crafty Bitch Birthday Card will suffice.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

I can make that!

Our sassy Crafty Bitch Happy Birthday Card is perfect for those friends that can make something out of anything. Fully re-purposing a milk carton, old piece of wood and a bent nail into a beautiful hummingbird feeder. Some serious modern day MacGyver shit.

Just give her some junk and some paint and it's suddenly a gorgeous piece of art. Obviously, it can also mean that she's cunning and skilled in deception... but that's also like MacGyver!

The front of the card features a vintage style design of girl sewing and says "Happy Birthday Crafty Bitch", and is blank inside for a personal message.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100 lb Forest friendly paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
  • Blank inside

Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy based inks.

Our Crafty Bitch Happy Birthday Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by a crafty bitch!

Item Number:
CARD-9387 
200199193877
Fun and Retro Crafty Bitch Birthday Card
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