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Summary

Crap Jokes Toilet Paper will keep you and your distinguished guests entertained and laughing for the duration of 200 sheets of 3 ply toilet paper!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Do clown farts smell funny?

Our pun-intended Crap Jokes Toilet Paper reminds us of a simpler time of reading a magazine while in the bathroom. You gained a wealth of knowledge, whether it was an old TV Guide or People, you learned something.

Now, once again, you'll be reading jokes on every sheet of toilet paper. After you flush and wash up, you'll be working on your presentation in the mirror. Then you'll astonish your friends and family out in the family with all your new crap jokes! Everyone wins... right!

Each roll of Crap Jokes Toilet Paper has 200 sheets of 3 ply toilet paper.

Item Number:
TPAP-7946 
704155179467
Funny Crap Jokes Toilet Paper
*Free Shipping $49+
They're pretty crappy jokes.

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