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Crap Self-inking Stamp

Crap Self-Inking Stamper

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Knock Knock

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Description

Crap Self-Inking Stamper and more Quirky Gifts at Perpetual Kid. When the urge to wield a rubber stamp strikes, an ink pad is rarely at hand. Imprint style and

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied with this item, you may return it within 60 days of purchase

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Same Day Shipping! Orders placed Monday-Friday by NOON EST will be shipped the same day from Virginia, USA. International orders welcome! Select your preferred delivery date during checkout.

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When the urge to wield a rubber stamp strikes, an ink pad is rarely at hand. Imprint style and wit on the plainest of pages with the latest in impression-making technology.  With our oh-so-funny, all-in-one Crap Self-Inking Stamper, blank paper doesnt stand a chance!

Our Crap Self-Inking Stamper is great on mimeograph paper, fine stationery, personal notes, legal document, TPS reports, and human flesh.   Push and enjoy the smooth, satisfying ker-chunk that only comes from certifiably fine stampers!

So easy to use... cavemen and middle management have been seen using our stampers without asking for help!   Makes the perfect office gift for your boss or coworkers.

Measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide.  Imprint area measures 2 inches x .8 inches.

Item Number
STMP-0014
Crap Self-inking Stamp
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