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CRAZED HITCHHIKER SOCKS
KEEP YOUR FEET WARM!
CRAZY HITCHHIKER SOCKS ARE THE NEW BLACK
TELL 'EM LARGE MARGE SENT YA
REDRUM FASHION

Crazed Hitchhiker Socksby Perpetual Kid Exclusives

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Description

Crazed Hitchhiker Socks and more Unique Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Times... they are a changing. Gone are the days of carefree hitch hiking across the country,

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied with this item, you may return it within 60 days of purchase.

Please see our Return Policy for full details + instructions.

Shipping

Same Day Shipping! Orders placed Monday-Friday by NOON EST will be shipped the same day from Richmond, Virginia, USA. International orders welcome!

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Times... they are a changing.  Gone are the days of carefree hitch hiking across the country, thanks to countless horror films and stranger danger mentality!

Basically, thumbing for a ride will typically get you a big ole thumbs down.

Our Crazed Hitchhiker Socks will add a touch of creepiness and murderous style to your step, but certainly will not help you get a ride any sooner.  They're black and white striped, just like the bars he should be behind this very second.

Wanted in all 50 states, these socks are sure to make a killing at the next White Elephant gift exchange!

Cotton/Poly Blend.  Black/White/Blood Red.  Fits mens US 6-12 and womens US 7-11.

Item Number
QSOK-2545
KEEP YOUR FEET WARM!
Free Shipping $49+
Makes A Great Stocking Stuffer!

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