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Summary

Crazed Hitchhiker Socks and more Unique Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Times... they are a changing. Gone are the days of carefree hitch hiking across the country,

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $25+ when you use coupon code FREESHIP25. (Contiguous U.S.) only. Other locations will receive a discount of $5.95 applied as an order discount. One coupon per purchase. We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Times... they are a changing.  Gone are the days of carefree hitch hiking across the country, thanks to countless horror films and stranger danger mentality!

Basically, thumbing for a ride will typically get you a big ole thumbs down.

Our Crazed Hitchhiker Socks will add a touch of creepiness and murderous style to your step, but certainly will not help you get a ride any sooner.  They're black and white striped, just like the bars he should be behind this very second.

Wanted in all 50 states, these socks are sure to make a killing at the next White Elephant gift exchange!

Cotton/Poly Blend.  Black/White/Blood Red.  Fits mens US 6-12 and womens US 7-11.

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