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CRIME SCENE TOILET PAPER

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Great Gifts and Crime Scene Toilet Paper at Perpetual Kid. Become your own crime scene investigator with our Crime Scene Toilet Paper. Be the thoughtful person

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Become your own crime scene investigator with our Crime Scene Toilet Paper. Be the thoughtful person and place a strip in front of the bathroom door after each use!

Each roll of quality 2-ply toilet paper is presented in a clear plastic gift box. A thoughtful and practical gift for any occasion!

Measurements: 4 x 4 box, 360 sheets (approx. 130ft.)

Item Number
TPAP-4564
CRIME SCENE TOILET PAPER
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