Spring Gift Sale

Cube Goodies + Office Toys

Who says working at an office has to be totally boring?  Just pack your cubical with cool stuff to allow your inner child some recess time while suffering through the most boring of conference calls!  Or just lighten the mood with some harmless pranks!  Find hilarious cube goodies, office toys, and excellent gifts ideas for co-workers!  You'll be the hit of the water cooler with our awesome cube goodies + office toys!

Blue Q Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

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Fresh Popcorn Hot Buttered Erasers

$7.99

Erase your errors in a jiffy pop with our Fresh Popcorn Hot Buttered Erasers! Forseriously, there's no reason to get all salty next time you need to correct an error! That's right, it's time to flip the script because these erasers are piping hot fun!...

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Nailed It Last Place Ribbon Mug

$9.49

You'll enjoy touting your numerous, questionable accomplishments with our Nailed It Last Place Ribbon Mug! Featuring a preposterously prestigious purplely-pink "last place" ribbon on the front and the words "nailed it" proudly printed in gold on...

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Blue Q This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric design - which btw perfectly matches our This Meeting is...

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Cat Butt Flexmark Bookmark

$6.69

Use our hilarious Fred and Friend's Cat Butt Flexmark Bookmark to keep your spot nice an warm! Because, sometimes you need to take a break from your book and stretch your legs, arch your back, and shred some furniture. Meow you don't have to...

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Let Me Tell You Why That's Bullsh*t Mug

$9.49

Nothing invites a friendly debate like our Let Me Tell You Why That's Bullshit Mug!   Let the discussion (aka shit talking) begin! You've generously and quietly listened to their side of things, now it's time to take the bull by the horn, along...

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Ouch! Voodoo Doll Pin Holder

$9.49

Keep your stuff spellbound with our Ouch! Voodoo Doll Pin Holder! Curses! All those little notes and clippings are getting out of control! Put a hex on that mess with Fred’s OUCH! voodoo doll pin holder with 25 red-tipped pins ready to do your bidding...

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Push Fins Narwhal Push Pins

$9.49

Tusk, tusk, tusk... just look at this place! You clearly need some help cleaning up! Lucky for you, our Magical Narwhal Push Fins Push Pins are here to help take a stab at organizing your stuff! Cleverly designed to look like a narwhal, we've discovered...

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Woke AF Mug

$9.49

The cheeky double entendre of our Woke AF Mug just makes us smile ear-to-ear! You know, like that feeling you get when someone asks if you would like some more coffee while they're up! Or you just found that someone brought frosted donuts in the office...

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Blue Q F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This Shit Men's Socks are perfect for any day when...

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Blue Q I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks

$10.99

Our I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks are totally boss! Whether you're CEO of your home or if you're a force to be reckoned with in the business world, these socks will speak your inner truth and command attention without having to say a word or snap...

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Flamingo Flexmark Bookmark

$6.69

Our pretty in pink Fred and Friends Flamingo Flexmark Bookmark is perfect for keeping your place when you go take a dip in the pool! Because sometimes you need to take a break from your book and stretch your legs... err.. leg. This stretchy silicone...

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Hungover Mug

$9.49

For every weekend morning, our Hungover Mug will be right there by your side, filling you up with your favorite beverage and hopefully helping with your current mood. Yes, you’ll make arrangements with yourself that you never want to feel this way...

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Little Big Fan USB Desk Fan

$18.89

With our adorablely fan-tastic Little Big Fan USB Desk Fan you  can keep your cool when work gets hot! When things heat up at the office, you’ll always keep your cool with Fred’s Little Big Fan. It's a ridiculously cute shrunk-down...

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Mark My Words Bookmarks

$5.69

Enticing you to pick up precisely where you left off our Mark My Words Bookmarks silently declare - I will not lose my page in this book again! That you can be certain. And that's not a threat... that's a promise, bucko!  Sometimes you have to...

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Sloths On A Vine Hangers

$11.39

Too lazy to even bother?  These sweet sloths will keep your photos and notes hanging around in the chillest of ways possible.   Everyones favorite slo-mo mammal is ready to nonchalantly hang on to your precious photos, valuable coupons, and...

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Things, Stuffs + Goods Stashed Storage Jars

$23.69

Blindly rummaging junk drawer is so passe, put that crap in some fancy glass jars, with ironically generic vintage-style gold graphics instead! Our Stashed Storage Jars are a stunning way to store your essentials. They're classic wide-mouth jars made...

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Yard Goods Tire Planter

$11.39

Are you “tired” of typical planters? Ready for a “change”? Pop a plant into our tirelessly cool Yard Goods Tire Planter! It’s classic roadside Americana sized down for succulents, air plants and even herbs! Pile on the...

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Ask Me! And I'll Ask The Internet Mug

$9.49

Our propositioning Ask Me! Mug is great for fielding those questions, that no one really knows off the top of their head, because the other side of the mug says And I’ll Ask The Internet. Seriously, why would I know how many days till Christmas...

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Blue Q Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

$1.99

The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your working experience a little more tolerable, try...

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Blue Q Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

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Blue Q Pssst... The Boss Is A Cock Gum

$1.99

The #1 preferred gum at happy hours? Our Pssst... The Boss is a Cock Gum wins TPS reports down.  Just be careful while doling this out, you may end up with laughter enduced drink spit all over your face. Now we're not talking about OUR boss,...

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Boss Of You Mug

$9.49

Our fun Boss of You Mug is great for demonstrating who is boss around your office or home. In this situation, are you the boss or is it really the coffee mug itself. Coffee controls our mood, attention and many other aspects in our lives. Who’s the...

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Embracing Mediocrity Good Enough Mug

$9.49

Sometimes in life we strive for the best and other times we’re okay with just getting the job done. Celebrate those moments with our hilarious Embracing Mediocrity, Good Enough Mug. We all have opinions but sometimes we can’t say them out...

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HumTacks Hummingbird Pushpins

$7.59

Pretty pushpins are all the buzz due to our HumTacks Hummingbird Pushpins! There's little more hypnotizing in nature than watching tiny hummingbirds buzzing around flowers and drinking nectar. Now you can bring that magic to your pinboard with this...

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Lucky Sprout Clover Bookmarks

$7.59

If your idea of getting lucky tonight is snuggling in bed with your favorite book, our Lucky Sprout Clover Book Marks are the perfect bed fellow! So go for it!  Make your move and plant one in your book and save that spot with a four-leaf...

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Pom Pins Pomegranate Pushpins

$9.99

We don't want to be pushy, but our Pom Pins Pomegranate Pushpins are more than just a fun + healthy alternative to boring run-of-the-mill tacks. They're the homeopathic cure for a bland desktop! Each one of the “seeds” in this pomegranate...

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