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Cube Goodies + Office Toys

Who says working at an office has to be totally boring?  Just pack your cubical with cool stuff to allow your inner child some recess time while suffering through the most boring of conference calls!  Or just lighten the mood with some harmless pranks!  Find hilarious cube goodies, office toys, and excellent gifts ideas for co-workers!  You'll be the hit of the water cooler with our awesome cube goodies + office toys!

Office Party Swig Time Stapler Corkscrew

$14.99

Our cleverly disguised Office Party Stapler Corkscrew won't leave you screwed over the next time an impromptu, in-house, happy hour breaks out at work! While it may look like a mild-mannered regular ole standard office stapler, its secret identity...

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Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers

$5.99

Human leeches like your freeloading brother, money mooching friend and emotional vampire gal pal tend to give all parasites a bad rap... but there's a host of charming ones that are down right peachy! Our Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers are tiny parasites...

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Stress Manatee

$7.99

Squishy sea cow = Cheaper than therapy! Under the careful guidance of our professionally trained Stress Manatee, learn how to relax, and go with the flow. Man, have those manatees have got it made. Constantly floating in warm water, not having to care...

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Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree

$12.99

Rockin' Around the Retro Tinsel Tree Our Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree is a mod lover's Christmas wish come true! Popular in the 1960s, aluminum Christmas trees were the epitome of Christmas festivity and Mid-Century Modern style. The shiny, festive...

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The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure

$9.99

Office mascot and spirit animal. For when there are no words, The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure speaks your language. The ultimate stress reliever, you can no become the owner of your very own screaming goat! Sh*t just goat serious. Let it goat...

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Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

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Happy Camper Pencil Sharpener + Eraser

$9.99

Our Fred Happy Camper Pencil Sharpener + Eraser is hitting the road this September, coming soon to a town near you! Especially if you're in part of the country has some amazing roadside tourtisty attractions! You know the ultimate in iconic roadside...

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Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

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My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

We sh*t you not our My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer is an actual product. It's a combination of our #1 and #2 top office gifts! The truth is, my job doesn't actually give me diarrhea. But it HAS taught me how to spell diarrhea, which is a pretty...

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Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

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Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead

$12.99

Let’s get crazy, what the heck.  Our Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead is an homage to everyone's favorite squirrel loving, magical-voice-having, happy tree painting philosophical artist of TV fame. No one gave better art / life lessons while...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit...

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Uncanny Olive Erasers

$9.99

Looking to stir things up? Crack open a can of our Uncanny Olive Erasers and let your inspiration flow! When you're quite literally pouring out olive your hopes and dreams onto paper, don't fret if you make a mistake. It's not life handing you the pits...

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Woke AF Mug

$9.89

The cheeky double entendre of our Woke AF Mug just makes us smile ear-to-ear! You know, like that feeling you get when someone asks if you would like some more coffee while they're up! Or you just found that someone brought frosted donuts in the office...

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Desktop Dog Park Mini Kit

$9.99

Ruff day at the office? Introducing our Desktop Dog Park Mini Kit!  Because, what’s more entertaining and joyous than a trip to the dog park with your pup? Zen gardens are great and all, but now you can create your own canine oasis...

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F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now SocksWe know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This...

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Giant Stress Ball

$19.99

Stressed out? You knead to try our Giant Stress Ball! For those moments when you feel like ringing someones neck, just grab this giant squishy ball and squeeze your cares way! Before you know it, you'll have squeezed your way to peaceful and tranquil...

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I Might Be High Mug

$9.89

You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our cheeky I Might Be High Mug tells the world exactly how you’re feeling. With a colorful floral background on a white mug, you’re letting everyone know how much you’re high...

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Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp

$12.99

Rainbows Rock! Our adorably Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp is made from real salt and rotates through a rainbow of colors! While standard Himalayan salt lamps glow orange (or pink), this mini-size mood lamp rotates through a full spectrum of...

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Yard Goods Tire Planter

$11.39

Are you “tired” of typical planters? Ready for a “change”? Pop a plant into our tirelessly cool Yard Goods Tire Planter! It’s classic roadside Americana sized down for succulents, air plants and even herbs! Pile on the...

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Things, Stuffs + Goods Stashed Storage Jars

$25.99

Blindly rummaging junk drawer is so passe, put that crap in some fancy glass jars, with ironically generic vintage-style gold graphics instead! Our Stashed Storage Jars are a stunning way to store your essentials. They're classic wide-mouth jars made...

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Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$12.99

There Isn't An "I" In This Team Chances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious......

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Nailed Pen + Phone Holder

$15.99

Our Nailed Pen + Phone Holder is the most bangin’ desk set around. This desktop organizer is a skillfully constructed three-in-one “tool” with a routed-out doodad dish, a mitered smartphone groove, and a nail-shaped pen...

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Novel Idea Fortune Cookie Bookmarks

$7.99

Confucius say that our Novel Idea Fortune Cookie Bookmarks are a couple of smart cookies! Just like the real thing, these miniature silicone cookies dole out some big nuggets of wisdom printed on fabric ribbon fortunes: The best chapter is yet to...

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Pantone Magnet Set + Daily Mood Flip Chart

$9.99

Color us happy!  Our painfully hip Pantone Magnet Set + Daily Mood Flip Chart brings the iconic thought leader on color, PANTONE, to your refrigerator or office with this one-of-a-kind magnet set! Just imagine how awesome your gallery of kiddie...

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Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric design - which btw perfectly matches our This Meeting is...

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Build Your Own Stonehenge Mega Mini Kit

$8.99

Classic Rock that stood the test of time. Our rockin' Build Your Own Stonehenge Mega Mini Kit is a puzzle and miniature model all in one! Now you can explore and replicate the magic of this extraordinary perplexing prehistoric monument right at your...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Woman's Socks

$10.99

Should Have Called In Sick For Work SocksOur classy yet sassy This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks are perfect for flashing a little ankle at the next pointless meeting. Because we can damn well guaranteed you'd rather be lounging on the couch with a bowl of...

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Fresh Popcorn Hot Buttered Erasers

$7.99

Erase your errors in a jiffy pop with our Fresh Popcorn Hot Buttered Erasers! Forseriously, there's no reason to get all salty next time you need to correct an error! That's right, it's time to flip the script because these erasers are piping hot fun!...

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I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks

$10.99

Our I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks are totally boss! Whether you're CEO of your home or if you're a force to be reckoned with in the business world, these socks will speak your inner truth and command attention without having to say a word or snap...

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Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks

$7.99

Our Novel Idea Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks by Fred are literally, figuratively, and hyperbole too cute for words! These awesomely designed bookmarks will remind you there's always a perfect opportunity to catch up on your...

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The Daily Mood Flipchart

$8.99

Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory! This fun flip-chart spells out everyone's demeanor in no uncertain terms. There are 47 moods to choose from, each with its...

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Desktop Disco Fever Kit

$12.99

Ain't no stopping us now! We've got our Desktop Disco Fever Kit! Lights! Sound! Boogie! Our funkadelic Desktop Disco Fever Kit has everything you need to get down, get down. This groovy kit includes just what you need to set the...

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Desktop Skee-Ball Game

$9.99

Let the good times roll! Our officially-licensed Desktop Skee-Ball Game kit includes everything you need to play your own version of desktop Skee-Ball! A beacon of childhood memories and general nostalgia Skee-Ball is one of the most recognized and...

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Little Big Fan USB Desk Fan

$22.99

With our adorablely fan-tastic Little Big Fan USB Desk Fan you  can keep your cool when work gets hot! When things heat up at the office, you’ll always keep your cool with Fred’s Little Big Fan. It's a ridiculously cute shrunk-down...

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Magic Poo

$3.79

#1 Poopy Stocking Stuffer! If you're always looking for sh*t to play with our Magic Poo is the one for you! This crap is magic! Well, kinda sorta, anyway.  Use this frighteningly realistic poo to play pranks, relieve stress, and entertain your...

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Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers

$9.99

Ex-squeeze us, but we must introduce you to our Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers! Their orange-inality is sure to a-peel to your sense of humor! Orange you glad you stumbled upon these erasers? Fashioned to look like whole segments of a mandarin orange,...

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Desktop Terrarium Kit

$9.99

No Green Thumb Required Plant killer? You'll love our Desktop Terrarium Kit, that's faux sure! We saw your picture hanging on the wall of our local garden shop. You try your best to keep plants alive, but it's just not your thing.  So now you...

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Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

$1.99

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-WorkersThe reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your...

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Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet

$6.29

A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn.  Look at your boring old hand!  It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!...

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn

$7.99

Be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A UnicornSomeone asks you a question but you cant say anything your inner-unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times.   What are you supposed to do?   The next time you hear that mystical...

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King For The Day Inflatable Crown

$6.99

Reach into your closet and pull out our King For The Day Crown and become instant royalty!  Just plop it on your noggin and let your reign begin! By no means does the, "for a day" part actually apply.  Wear this deluxe and regal inflatable...

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LED Happy Birthday Banner

$11.39

Outlets?  We don't need no stinking outlets! Now you can start the party absolutely anywhere with our multi-colored LED Birthday Banner!  It not only spells out HAPPY BDAY, but in case you haven't guessed by now, it also lights up to make the...

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Messy Bun + Getting Stuff Done Mug

$11.99

Good Things Happen To Those Who Hustle So Rise And Slay The Day!Our truth spouting Messy Bun + Getting Stuff Done Mug is for those who grab the day by the kahunas and tackle their to do list like the bad ass that they are! Good things come to those...

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Mini Desktop Cornhole Kit

$9.99

Give it a toss! Throw that bag in the hole! Our magnificently Mini Desktop Cornhole Kit includes everything you need to play desktop cornhole at the office with co-workers, at home with your cat, or at parties with friends! Two raised...

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Lucky Sprout Clover Bookmarks

$7.59

If your idea of getting lucky tonight is snuggling in bed with your favorite book, our Lucky Sprout Clover Book Marks are the perfect bed fellow! So go for it!  Make your move and plant one in your book and save that spot with a four-leaf...

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Mark My Words Bookmarks

$5.69

Enticing you to pick up precisely where you left off our Mark My Words Bookmarks silently declare - I will not lose my page in this book again! That you can be certain. And that's not a threat... that's a promise, bucko!  Sometimes you have to...

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Push Fins Narwhal Push Pins

$9.49

Tusk, tusk, tusk... just look at this place! You clearly need some help cleaning up! Lucky for you, our Magical Narwhal Push Fins Push Pins are here to help take a stab at organizing your stuff! Cleverly designed to look like a narwhal, we've discovered...

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Crystal Growing Coral Reef

$11.99

Are you feeling underwater with all of the work and tasks hanging over your head?  You might as well enjoy the view!     Forge a new world on your desk with our Crystal Growing Coral Reef... it's like snorkeling at your desk!...

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World's Smallest Perplexus

$9.99

Easy to Play... Hard to Master! We can describe the World's Smallest Perplexus in one word. A-maze-ing. *badum tssh* Perplexus Original now comes in a miniature pocket-sized edition so you can keep playing on the go! This 3D maze has always been a fun...

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Flamingo Tropic Tacks Pushpins

$7.59

Get a leg up on organization with our Flamingo Tropic Tacks Pushpins! A flamboyance of flamingos has taken over your corkboard, wading to get your notes organized! Fred's Tropic Tacks are standing tall on useful pushpin "legs" to hold down bills,...

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Keychain Phone Kickstand

$1.99 $0.25

Let's talk about watching videos on your phone for a second.  It's so frustrating when someone wants to share an awesome video with you and their hand is shaking slowly while you're trying to watch it... right?  Well, you're going to do it...

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Rare Bear Panda Measuring Tape

$6.99

Introducing our endangerously cute, blushing Rare Bear Panda Measuring Tape! Oh, have you met herbivore? Tired of being em-bear-assed by not having the proper measuring device when you're out and about measuring random objects in the wild? This little...

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Kawaii I Love Milk Bottle Erasers

$4.99

Mistakes.  It does a body good! Unlike real milk, the threat of mustaches with our Kawaii Milk Bottle Erasers is a non-issue.  The only dilemma you'll face is deciding which to use! (Strawberry of course!) Milk bottled shaped and cute as a...

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Hot Dog Stapler

$9.49

Like best condiment BFF's - mustard and ketchup - somethings were meant to stick together... Like our TPS report and it's cover sheet! As you've likely learned by now, work is no picnic. But with our corny Hot Dog Stapler perched on your desk, it may...

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Mystical Unicorn Rainbow Tape Dispenser

$11.39

Just look at that super silly, smiling unicorn face!  He's so happy he could poop rainbows!  Oh look... there he goes! A simply enchanting way to use and hold your tape... add a touch of fantasy to your gift wrapping extravaganza with our...

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