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Cube Goodies + Office Toys

Who says working at an office has to be totally boring?  Just pack your cubical with cool stuff to allow your inner child some recess time while suffering through the most boring of conference calls!  Or just lighten the mood with some harmless pranks!  Find hilarious cube goodies, office toys, and excellent gifts ideas for co-workers!  You'll be the hit of the water cooler with our awesome cube goodies + office toys!

Ask Me About My Cat Desk Sign

$6.99

Staying pawsitive and feline good! Bring some creativity to your cubicle with this a-meow-zing Ask Me About My Cat Desk Sign! This witty and inspirational desk sign is the perfect addition to your office or co-worker's desk! Great gift for kitty lovers...

Book Fan for Book Fans

$7.99

Are you a fan of books? Well they're a fan of yours! Forgive us for being so foreward... but we think our Book Fan for Book Fans is literally the best thing since sliced bread the printing press! It's such a novel idea, it's destined to become an...

Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine

$10.99

Automated dismay Our meh Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. Four sighs include a male, female, shocked and end of the world. With our press-of-the-button automated dismay, you can express your...

Employee Of The Moment Notepad

$7.99

Recognize all those thankless tasks Our gratuitous Employee Of The Moment Notepad helps recognize all those little things that employees and co-workers do to make the job a better place to be everyday! Did someone at work change the water cooler...

Filing Saucer UFO Paper Clip Holder

$11.99

Desk Space Invaders Don't let your paper clips get lost in the black hole of your desk drawer. Our Flying "Filing" Saucer paperclip holder  magnetically "abducts" the included cow-shaped clips so they're ready to organize all your classified...

Good Chemistry Cream + Sugar Set

$21.99

Goggles not required for mixology It doesn't matter if you periodically make a hot beverage or if it's everyday, our Good Chemistry Cream and Sugar Set has you covered. It's precise measurements will have your coffee prep down to a science! The Good...

I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks

$10.99

Our I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks are totally boss! Whether you're CEO of your home or if you're a force to be reckoned with in the business world, these socks will speak your inner truth and command attention without having to say a word or snap...

Just About Out of F*cks Magnet

$4.99

Well shit, it looks like you're just about out Our hilarious Just About Out of Fucks Magnet speaks your mind and lets everyone know that you're just about out of fucks... down to the last one actually. After that, you don't have any to give! Don't come...

Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

$12.99

Look at me! I'm the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! Behold - the very first of its kind, our Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy! He's the perfect desktop companion, road trip buddy, or hilarious gift! He's a man that goes by many...

Office Yoga Mug

$14.99

Yoga is for posers Treat your mind and body to a coffee break with our Office Yoga Mug and warm your chakras. When you need a break from your inbox or spreadsheets, this clever mug and its 9 amusing yoga poses will guide you through your daily office...

Oh, For F*ck's Sake Magnet

$4.99

When ugh just won't do! When a facepalm isn't enough, our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Magnet speaks for you. This cool magnet can read your mind and is equally effective at saying "F*** Off," "I forgive you," or "I'm sorry your life is feeling like a dumpster...

Stress Manatee

$7.99

Squishy sea cow = Cheaper than therapy! Under the careful guidance of our professionally trained Stress Manatee, learn how to relax, and go with the flow. Man, have those manatees have got it made. Constantly floating in warm water, not having to care...

Thanks For Being My Work BFF Greeting Card

$4.99

You make my job not suck as much! Give your work buddy our Thanks For Being My Work BFF Greeting Card just wait for the endearing smiles! It's hard enough to find good friends. Most friendships are made at earlier ages in school or mutual friends. But to...

Too Much Crap Zipper Pouch

$7.99

When is never too much, too much? Our sassy and bold Too Much Crap Zipper Pouch challenges you to see how much stuff can get in there. Let's be honest, we all need a junk drawer for our purse where the potpourri of madness occurs daily. Made from...

You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case

$6.99

Legendary speaks for itself. Our fabled You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case speaks for itself... it's legendary! Keep your pencils, pens and other knick knacks all in one place!  An adorable image of a gnome and Big Foot in a magical mushroom forest...

Desktop Ping Pong

$7.99

It’s on like Ping Pong. Unleash your inner Forest Gump with our Desktop Ping Pong! Lovers of table tennis can now take their favorite sport with them wherever they go! This newest addition to collection of desktop sports mini kits contains...

Go Away I'm Introverting Pouch

$7.99

Alone time in progress! You wanna binge Netflix with me and my cats? Sorry, you're not invited. Our lone Go Away I'm Introverting Pouch says what needs to be said... just leave me alone. Sometimes my alone time is for your safety! Made from recycled...

iPad Retro TV Stand

$27.99 $15.99

iStand corrected! Looking for a great iPad stand to watch your movies and shows with?  With our iPad TV  Stand you can watch your media favorites the way you did years ago but now on a faux tube television! This beautiful modern design...

iPlunge Phone Stand

$7.99

As seen in Wired Magazine! High-tech meets low tech and the coolest accessory for your phone was born.   iPlunge is the perfect solution for your video emergencies just squish it against the back of your iPod, iPhone, or any device with a smooth...

Marsh-Memos Push-Pins

$9.99

Don't be so mallow-dramatic Go ahead and bring the warm, mellow vibes to your workspace with our Marsh-Memos Push-Pins. Let everyone know that you've formulated the best way to stay mallow. This cozy cup includes 20 marshmallow pushpins perfect for...

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

$6.99

You know someone that needs this! Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies...  Where you put your hands is none of our business, unless it is on someone else!  We've become quite concerned when you involve other...

Offensive-ish Crayons

$9.99

Not your normal box of crayons... Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon Box of 24 blunt, direct, whoa they went there, debatable, and irreverent colors.  Include the...

Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks

$7.99

Our Novel Idea Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks by Fred are literally, figuratively, and hyperbole too cute for words! These awesomely designed bookmarks will remind you there's always a perfect opportunity to catch up on your...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric design - which btw perfectly matches our This Meeting is...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Woman's Socks

$10.99

Should Have Called In Sick For Work Socks Our classy yet sassy This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks are perfect for flashing a little ankle at the next pointless meeting. Because we can damn well guaranteed you'd rather be lounging on the couch with a bowl...

UFO Cow Abduction

$12.99

Beam Up Your Bovine - With Light and Sound! Our udderly fantastic UFO Cow Abduction Kit is an out-of-this-world gift for sci-fi lovers! Loaded with lights and special effects Steven Spielberg would be proud of! It features:  A mini spaceship,...

Balloons For Jerks

$7.99

You're the worst! What are Balloons for Jerks? Just what you would imagine,,, They’re balloons for jerks. Even if your friend isn't a jerk all the time or never at all, these balloons are hilariously embarrassing and everyone will get a laugh...

Cat Eye inSPECtors Magnetic Readers

$12.99

So your eyesight's gone to hell, oh well. Make a spectacle out of it! Our cheeky Cat Eye inSPECtors - Magnetic Label Readers will stylishly let the cat out of the bag about your vision going down the disposal! Instantly add some fun retro flair to...

Cause of Death: Small Talk Pencil Case

$5.99

Let's just skip the small talk... Keep all your pencils, toothbrushes, receipts and doo-dads in one place with our Cause of Death: Small Talk Pencil Case. She loved interesting conversations and also silence. But the space in between, she could do...

Daily Affirmation Cards

$11.99

Affirmations that keep everyone in stitches! Traditional cross-stitch samplers test your skills in needlework, but lately everyone is testing your skills in patience! Show them how you really feel with our Daily Sampler Affirmation Cards. With over 30...

F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now Socks We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This...

Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

$1.99

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-Workers The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your...

I Need More Money And Power And Less Sh*t From You People Gum

$1.99

Smile and nod.  Smile and nod.  Make sure to wear your mouth guard at night, so you don't grind your teeth down to nubs. You may not be able to lighten the workload at the office, but you sure can lighten the mood with our I Need More Money...

I Read So I Can School Your Ass Sticker

$3.99

Leave me alone, I'm reading Our I Read So I Can School Your Ass Sticker is perfect for book lovers, bookworms and anyone that just can't put a good book down. This extremely durable, vinyl sticker looks great on laptops, cars, coffee mugs, tablets and...

I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs

$4.99

What noise does a waterfall make? Shhhhhhhh. Our cheeky I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs are the perfect gift for someone who really needs a break form all of the chitter-chatter before they themselves break. A step-up from keeping your earbuds in...

Kick Today in the Nuts Mug

$11.99

Kick it! A great way to start your day is to drink out of our Kick Today in the Nuts mug! Don't let today beat you and get you down. Our mug is probably... maybe, guaranteed or something, to keep that smile on your face while the day keeps throwing...

Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp

$12.99

Rainbows Rock! Our adorably Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp is made from real salt and rotates through a rainbow of colors! While standard Himalayan salt lamps glow orange (or pink), this mini-size mood lamp rotates through a full spectrum of...

Not Today Satan Desk Sign

$6.99

Tomorrow ain't looking good either Bring some creativity and wittiness to your cubicle with our Not Today Satan Desk Sign! This fun (and inspirational?) sign is the perfect addition to your desk at home or work. Your co-workers with their seize the day...

Pumped Up Ruby Red Glitter Phone Stand

$9.99

We're totally pumped! There's no place like home button with our Pumped Up Ruby Red Glitter Phone Stand! Step up your phone accessory game by propping it up this shimmering pair of ruby red pumps! You won't even need to drop a house on its owner to...

Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand

$9.99

Keep your phone out of the muck Keep your phone high & dry with our adorable Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand! This charming pair of red, rubbery wellies is perfectly designed to cradle your phone and keep it upright for charging or streaming rainy day...

Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

Say It With Science Molecular Magnet Set

$9.99

Hey nerd, we're talking to you! Coffee, chocolate, sleep and love are a few of our favorite magnets in our Say It With Science Molecular Magnet Set. With 15 molecular magnets, each highlighting a favorite such as hot sauce or wine, this...

The Fear Of Hearing About Your Co-Workers Weekend Candle

$9.99

The fear of hearing about your co-worker's weekend Never fear another Monday morning with our Burn Away Recapophobia Candle. We get it, you really need that coffee refill but you're worried Karen will trap you in the breakroom and tell you all about her...

The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure

$9.99

Office mascot and spirit animal. For when there are no words, The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure speaks your language. The ultimate stress reliever, you can no become the owner of your very own screaming goat! Sh*t just goat serious. Let it goat...

Total Keeper Laptop Sticker

$3.99

Because... it's Rad! Our serious childhood flashback Total Keeper Laptop Sticker is an homage to everyone's favorite school supply. Trapper Keepers were tossed, thrown, walked over and still kept going. Toss this throwback sticker on your laptop, tablet...

You're Leaving! Co-worker Going Away Greeting Card

$4.99

You're leaving! I hope you're considerably better at your new job than you were at this one! Now that would be terribly mean to give this card to a co-worker that was actually crappy at their job.   Please only use the power of this card for...

A Charlie Brown Christmas Wooden Mini Collectible Set

$9.99

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum... Our Peanuts: A Charlie Brown Christmas Wooden Collectible Set brings to life Charles Schulz's classic holiday special about Charlie Brown and his search for the real meaning of Christmas. This innovative mini...

Aloe Pop Plants Desk Caddy

$9.99

Say aloe to my little friend! Still licking your wounds from killing your last plant?  Our Aloe Pop Plants Desk Caddy will heal that open wound in seconds flat!  This little forever BFF comes flat-packed for easy pop-up assembly! Need to...

Aviator inSPECtors Magnetic Readers

$12.99

You know that freakishly small text on labels? Tell em to stick it. Our high-flying Aviator inSPECtors - Magnetic Label Readers will help you make the most out of your wtf-happened to my vision. If struggling to read the instructions off the back of...

Coolest Guy On The Conference Call Men's Socks

$12.99

Does your boss schedule calls to schedule calls?  Ugh.  At least you can have some fun with it!  Now these are for the coolest guy, which is NOT the person that talks the most.  That guy just likes to hear himself talk. Probably the...

Desktop Tetherball Game

$9.99

Unleash your inner Napoleon Dynamite Bring the fun of your favorite recess game to the office with our Desktop Tetherball Game! Studies show that having a ball to smack to around on your desk, greatly reduces the urge to smack an annoying co-worker in...

F*ck Yeah Mug

$11.99

F Yeah! You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud, but... this mug tells your co-workers (and the whole world) exactly how you feel. It doesn't need to be said this is a Friday mug! Well, Saturday and Sunday would work perfectly as...

Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Nail Clipper Pen

$5.99

Best office gift ever! Our Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen is guaranteed to gross out people around you! Not only can you write with the fully functional pen but you can turn it around and clip or file those unsightly finger or toe nails. What...

Passive Aggressive Congrats On The New Job Greeting Card

$4.99

Congrats on the new job Hope everyone enjoys your passive aggressive emails as much as we have! Includes the top hits of the inbox: Per my last email... Correct me if I'm wrong... Would you like me to forward it back to you? I've CC's my...

Pencils for the Office

$9.99

Oh, cool. It's Monday (eyeroll) Get our Pencils For The Office to remind everyone what we're actually thinking. Do you enjoy seeing my resting staff meeting face? Seriously, why are we all sitting in the same room breathing each others farts and bad...

Pink Flamingo Pool Float Phone Stand

$9.99

Keep your phone high and dry while you dream of sunny days! Bring all those relaxing, summer vibes to your workspace with our fun Float On Flamingo Pool Float Phone Stand. Keep your summer vibe going all year at home or office while you dream of...

Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match!...

Rubber Chicken Stress Ball

$7.99

Silent but not deadly! Get rid of some of that stress now with the Rubber Chicken Stress Ball! Just to be clear, we do not promote choking any chickens. Would you want to be be known as that guy everyone saw choking his chicken at work? We didn't think...

The Daily Mood Flipchart

$10.99

Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory! This fun flip-chart spells out everyone's demeanor in no uncertain terms. There are 47 moods to choose from, each with its...

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