Cube Goodies + Office Toys

Who says working at an office has to be totally boring?  Just pack your cubical with cool stuff to allow your inner child some recess time while suffering through the most boring of conference calls!  Or just lighten the mood with some harmless pranks!  Find hilarious cube goodies, office toys, and excellent gifts ideas for co-workers!  You'll be the hit of the water cooler with our awesome cube goodies + office toys!

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Aloe Pop Plants Desk Caddy Purchase

Aloe Pop Plants Desk Caddy

$9.99

Say aloe to my little friend! Still licking your wounds from killing your last plant?  Our Aloe Pop Plants Desk Caddy will heal that open wound in seconds flat!  This little forever BFF comes flat-packed for easy pop-up assembly! Need to...

Goat Yoga Stacking Game

Goat Yoga Stacking Game

$19.99

Nama-stack! Nama-stay! Our Goat Yoga Stacking Game is a fun-yet- challenging stacking game — but relax, it’s not a stretch to win! Your goal is to stack and balance the baby goats on the zenned out yogi in her perfect lotus pose while...

kick today in the nuts mug

Kick Today in the Nuts Mug

$9.99

A great way to start your day is to drink out of our Kick Today in the Nuts mug! Don't let today beat you and get you down. Our mug is probably... maybe, guaranteed or something, to keep that smile on your face while the day keeps throwing curve balls at...

Fred Fuck Yeah Mug Office Gift

F*ck Yeah Mug

$9.99

F Yeah! You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud, but... this mug tells your co-workers (and the whole world) exactly how you feel. It doesn't need to be said this is a Friday mug! Well, Saturday and Sunday would work perfectly as...

Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Pencil Case

Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match!...

Uncanny - Cocktail Weenie Erasers
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Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99 $8.35

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

Pumped Up High Heel Magnets

Pumped Up High Heel Magnets

$7.99

Stick a stiletto on it with our Pumped Up High Heel Magnets! That's right, these sassy red high heels are happy to tell you exactly where you can stick it! Whether it's  in your fridge, locker, or the metal plate in your ex-boyfriends head. (We have...

Ramen Doodles Eraser + Sharpener Set

Ramen Doodles Eraser + Sharpener Set

$7.99

Our deliciously fun Ramen Doodles Eraser + Sharpener Set by Fred is so cute we could just slurp it on up! If you're noodling around for an idea for a gift idea for a college student, and udon know what to get, look no further! It's also a ramen-tic gift...

Fred & Friends Pom Pins Pomegranate Pushpins

Pom Pins Pomegranate Pushpins

$9.99

We don't want to be pushy, but our Pom Pins Pomegranate Pushpins are more than just a fun + healthy alternative to boring run-of-the-mill tacks. They're the homeopathic cure for a bland desktop! Each one of the “seeds” in this pomegranate...

Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks

Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks

$7.99

Our Novel Idea Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks by Fred are literally, figuratively, and hyperbole too cute for words! These awesomely designed bookmarks will remind you there's always a perfect opportunity to catch up on your reading!...

Daily Mood Flipchart

The Daily Mood Flipchart

$8.99

Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory! This fun flip-chart spells out everyone's demeanor in no uncertain terms. There are 47 moods to choose from, each with its...

THIS MEETING IS BULLSHIT WOMAN'S SOCKS

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Woman's Socks

$10.99

Should Have Called In Sick For Work SocksOur classy yet sassy This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks are perfect for flashing a little ankle at the next pointless meeting. Because we can damn well guaranteed you'd rather be lounging on the couch with a bowl of...

DO I LOOK LIKE A TEAM PLAYER MEN'S CREW SOCKS
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Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$12.99 $10.95

There Isn't An "I" In This Team Chances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious......

RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS FOREVER!

Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet

$6.99

A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn.  Look at your boring old hand!  It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!...

I NEED MORE MONEY AND POWER AND LESS SHIT FROM YOU PEOPLE GUM

I Need More Money And Power And Less Sh*t From You People Gum

$1.99

Smile and nod.  Smile and nod.  Make sure to wear your mouth guard at night, so you don't grind your teeth down to nubs. You may not be able to lighten the workload at the office, but you sure can lighten the mood with our I Need More Money and...

FUCK THIS SHIT MEN'S SOCKS

F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now Socks We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This...

Disco Ball For Desk At Office

Desktop Disco Fever Kit

$12.99

Ain't no stopping us now! We've got our Desktop Disco Fever Kit! Lights! Sound! Boogie! Our funkadelic Desktop Disco Fever Kit has everything you need to get down, get down. This groovy kit includes just what you need to set the stage...

Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

Finger Monster Set

Finger Monsters!

$8.99

They're baaaack... Our mischievous Finger Monster! Set is up to their old shenanigans again! The Finger Monsters have been secretly running away from our warehouse! We've heard reports from our customers that they have found them stowing away...

PARASITE PALS PENCIL TOPPERS

Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers

$5.99

Human leeches like your freeloading brother, money mooching friend and emotional vampire gal pal tend to give all parasites a bad rap... but there's a host of charming ones that are down right peachy! Our Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers are tiny parasites...

FARTZOOKA

Fartzooka Fart Machine

$11.99

Farts Are Funny!Have a gas with our super cheeky Fartzooka!   Highly addictive, like your Aunt Meg's bean and cheesy nacho dip, you won't want to put it down!   Just pull back, grip and let 'er rip! You can fine tune your instrument with the...