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Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist will have your reputation smelling like roses! Well actually roses, jasmine, orange and thyme! A fun gift for the guest bath!
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Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea.
Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to avoid cheap perfume fog and butt smog. Two quick squirts in the toilet before you squat and that Taco Bell from last night it butt a distant memory.
- Two quick mists removes odors.
- Over 500 applications per bottle.
- Made in USA.
A fun housewarming gift that damn well better be used.
Scented with Jasmine and Rose with essential oils of Orange and Thyme. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is a cool bro-to-bro gift.
- Item Number
- MIST-3206
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