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DASHING DEER NUTCRACKER

Dashing Deer Nutcracker

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Description

Dashing Deer Nutcracker and more Unique Gifts at Perpetual Kid. You better hide your nuts unless you want them sliced open with the precision of a surgeon!   

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

Shipping

Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

You better hide your nuts unless you want them sliced open with the precision of a surgeon!   

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, walnuts have an impenetrable shell... okay, so those might not be the completely correct lyrics! It's true about the darn walnuts - they're a tough nut to crack!

So it's the holiday season and you're serious about your nuts, so what do you do? You pull out our Dashing Deer Nutcracker of course! It has a heavily padded base for stability and a long tale for easy cracking and is both decorative and functional.

Made from aluminum alloy. Measures 7.5 inches tall x 6.25 long.

Item Number:
NUTS-2879 
819401028793
DASHING DEER NUTCRACKER
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