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Dead Fred and more Trending Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. This will soon be your favorite pen holder! Your desk will look like a crime scene and scare off your c

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This will soon be your favorite pen holder! Your desk will look like a crime scene and scare off your coworkers! For serious frustration, please seek anger management classes!

Dead Fred is approx. 5 x 3 and is made of silicone rubber.

SUCK UK created perfectly designed gifts, accessories and items for the home. Made in the UK!

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FRED-0100
DEAD FRED
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