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DEAR LEADER TONGUE SCRAPER

Dear Leader Tongue Scraper by Archie McPhee

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Description

Unique Gifts and Dear Leader Tongue Scraper at Perpetual Kid. Each 7 inch long long plastic scraper is specially designed to improve oral hygiene by removing t

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Each 7 inch long long plastic scraper is specially designed to improve oral hygiene by removing tongue fur! We don't really want to get into the details of exactly what tongue fur is, but trust us, you and your tongue will be happy when it's gone!
  • Removes germs that cause bad breath
  • Comfort handle and grip
Clearly the most awkward political gift ever!
Item Number
SCRP-2124
DEAR LEADER TONGUE SCRAPER
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