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Our deliciously distasteful Death Before Decaf Gym Socks are the best gift for your fav java junkie. After all, decaf is just useless warm brown water.

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Our deliciously distasteful Death Before Decaf Gym Socks are the best gift for your favorite java junkie. Because no one who's serious about coffee, or caffeine, would ever drink... decaf! It's just useless warm brown water. Blech. 

There is a time and a place for decaf coffee.  It's called never and in the trash.  And just so you know, if you ever hear us order a decaf coffee... We've been kidnapped and we're trying to signal you.

These socks are the perfect gift for the never-decaf-er in your life.

Unisex - One Size Fits Most. 75% Cotton, 17% Polyester, 5% Spandex, 3% Rubber. These brown, orange, and yellow wide ribbed socks reach to mid-calf on most folks and fit a women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15. As a thicker weave, these socks are optimally worn with sneakers and other roomy shoe styles. Machien wash cold. Made in USA! Our Death Before Decaf Gym Socks are as stylish as they are opinionated!

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SOCK-2219 
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Death Before Decaf Gym Socks
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