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DELUXE TOUPEE

Deluxe Toupee by Archie McPhee

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Description

Deluxe Toupee and more Specialty Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Our realistic Deluxe Toupee will take you from bald to beautiful in seconds!  Almost immediately after

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

Shipping

Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Our realistic Deluxe Toupee will take you from bald to beautiful in seconds!  Almost immediately after covering your bald spot, women will start flocking to you like pigeons to breadcrumbs!  Not recommended for windy days or roller coaster rides.  Includes self-adhesive tape to prevent slippage.

Disclaimer Women flocking is not guaranteed.  This description does not necessarily reflect the views of perpetualkid.com and/or our employees.

Item Number
TOUP-2203
DELUXE TOUPEE
Free Shipping $49+

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