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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy... so add some fun to your workday with our awesome collection of fun office stuff!  Soon you'll hardly mind being stuck on conference calls all day, eating at your desk, or running late to happy hour! We love sharing quirky gifts ideas for co-workers and employees as well as fun desk accessories for your desk!  We guarantee you will be the hit of the next pink elephant exchange!

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

$6.99

You know someone that needs this! Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies...  Where you put your hands is none of our business, unless it is on someone else!  We've become quite concerned when you involve other...

F*cking Meetings Candle

$19.99

Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was really about nothing... or at least should've just been a group email regarding the subject. The candle has a...

Filing Saucer UFO Paper Clip Holder

$11.99

Desk Space Invaders Don't let your paper clips get lost in the black hole of your desk drawer. Our Flying "Filing" Saucer paperclip holder  magnetically "abducts" the included cow-shaped clips so they're ready to organize all your classified...

Total Keeper Laptop Sticker

$3.99

Because... it's Rad! Our serious childhood flashback Total Keeper Laptop Sticker is an homage to everyone's favorite school supply. Trapper Keepers were tossed, thrown, walked over and still kept going. Toss this throwback sticker on your laptop, tablet...

CYMK Pen

$7.99

Sketch in full color! Every color can be created by combining the 4 colours; Cyan, Magenta, Yellow & Black. Change inks with the sliding selectors, coloured ink tubes in the clear nib provide visual confirmation. Experiment, doodle, sketch, get...

I'm Rubber You're Glue Sticker

$2.99

Easiest way to explain Karma This hilarious glue bottle I'm Rubber You're Glue Sticker is a call out to one of the most popular comebacks of all time! I'm rubber, you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you! This is a classic riposte used,...

Milk, Milk, Lemonade Pencils

$2.99

Around the corner fudge is made. If you're not sure what this Milk, Milk, Lemonade Pencil Set is referencing, you might have grown up too fast. This classic children's phrase was a sassy way to explain colors of stuff that comes from the body and it's...

I Might Be High Mug

$11.99

hi High! You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our cheeky I Might Be High Mug tells the world exactly how you’re feeling. With a colorful floral background on a white mug, you’re letting everyone know how much...

Adulthood Pen Set

$9.99

Favorite childhood memory is not paying bills Adulting can be tough sometimes, especially when it side-swipes you. Our Adulthood Pen Set takes a little laugh from what most of us have experienced while growing up... that we just want to go back because...

Fuck It All Pen Set

$9.99

Great conversational pens! When the moment serves, you'll be ready with our Fuck It All Pen Set! Keep the whole five pen collection ready at your desk or carry your favorite one that seems to cover all the bases at all times! The Fuck It All Pen Set is...

Aloe Pop Plants Desk Caddy

$9.99

Say aloe to my little friend! Still licking your wounds from killing your last plant?  Our Aloe Pop Plants Desk Caddy will heal that open wound in seconds flat!  This little forever BFF comes flat-packed for easy pop-up assembly! Need to...

Official World's Smallest School Bus

$7.99

The wheels on the bus go round and round.... OMG. We can hardly stand it! Talk about a trip down memory lane! The World's Smallest Fisher Price Little People School Bus is just like the one you'll remember from your childhood. It features the iconic...

Ramen Noodles Sticky Notes

$7.99

Oodles of doodles Don't forget to pick up a pack of Ramen Noodles Sticky Notes next time you get a craving... to leave a memo.  They're a quick and easy way to satisfy your note leaving urges! Each hilarious reusable zipper-lock bag contains...

I Had One Of Those! Flashback Bendy Pencil

$1.99

Mind bending flashback to ​1984 When you're tongue tied and twisted, our super silly "I Had One Of Those! Bendy Pencil" is just the writing implement you need!  They can bend and twist into almost any shape!  You can even tie them in a knot...

Unicorn Makeup Carrying Case

$9.99 $6.99

It's so cute and fluffy! Our super plush Elodie Unicorn Plush Pencil Case is a magical place to protect and store all your stationary and other goodies. Soft, pastel, and fluffy! Features a soft pink underbelly Lined with the cutest heart pink...

Cause of Death: Small Talk Pencil Case

$5.99

Let's just skip the small talk... Keep all your pencils, toothbrushes, receipts and doo-dads in one place with our Cause of Death: Small Talk Pencil Case. She loved interesting conversations and also silence. But the space in between, she could do...

Cheesy Pencil Set

$6.99

Say cheese! This mouth-watering Cheesy Pencil Set represents five different delicious cheeses! You can use these pencils to draw, write, note and erase! They're #2 too in queso you didn't know, so you can use them for testing... different cheeses. Get...

F*ck Yeah Mug

$11.99

F Yeah! You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud, but... this mug tells your co-workers (and the whole world) exactly how you feel. It doesn't need to be said this is a Friday mug! Well, Saturday and Sunday would work perfectly as...

Desktop Tetherball Game

$9.99

Unleash your inner Napoleon Dynamite Bring the fun of your favorite recess game to the office with our Desktop Tetherball Game! Studies show that having a ball to smack to around on your desk, greatly reduces the urge to smack an annoying co-worker in...

Happy Camper Pencil Holder

$12.99

Kitschy camper for your crayons!  Simply assemble and you're ready to park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk.  Toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure (or...

These Are Nacho Pencils

$6.99

What do you call a pencil that isn't yours? Nacho pencil! This mouth-watering Nacho Pencil Set represents all the different ingredients found in nachos or individual chip dipping! You can use these pencils to draw, write, note and erase! They're #2 too...

Mini Desktop Cornhole Kit

$9.99

Give it a toss! Throw that bag in the hole! Our magnificently Mini Desktop Cornhole Kit includes everything you need to play desktop cornhole at the office with co-workers, at home with your cat, or at parties with friends! Two raised...

Official World's Smallest Perplexus

$9.99

Easy to Play... Hard to Master! We can describe the World's Smallest Perplexus in one word. A-maze-ing. *badum tssh* Perplexus Original now comes in a miniature pocket-sized edition so you can keep playing on the go! This 3D maze has always been a fun...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Woman's Socks

$10.99

Should Have Called In Sick For Work Socks Our classy yet sassy This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks are perfect for flashing a little ankle at the next pointless meeting. Because we can damn well guaranteed you'd rather be lounging on the couch with a bowl...

Deal With It Cat Meme Floaty Pen

$4.99

Cat meme! Our Deal With It Write Side Up Floaty Pen will allow you to get a firm grasp on reality while enjoying a timeless internet meme! Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being mesmerized by the hypnotic motion of a floaty pen...

F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now Socks We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This...

Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

$1.99

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-Workers The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your...

I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs

$4.99

What noise does a waterfall make? Shhhhhhhh. Our cheeky I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs are the perfect gift for someone who really needs a break form all of the chitter-chatter before they themselves break. A step-up from keeping your earbuds in...

Lucky Kitten Eraser

$2.99

You might already be lucky and never make any mistakes but our Lucky Kitten Eraser is for the rest of us that want cute a eraser that can eradicate bad spellings or over-drawn pictures. These adorable cat erasers are great for scrubbing away an error...

Cats in the Box Memo Tabbies

$4.99

So predictable for cats! Our Cats in the Box Memo Tabbies are ready to leave their mark on all your important papers. These tabby cats are great for school, work and leisure with adorable faces and sticky backs to mark your place or remind you of...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric design - which btw perfectly matches our This Meeting is...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit...

Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp

$12.99

Rainbows Rock! Our adorably Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp is made from real salt and rotates through a rainbow of colors! While standard Himalayan salt lamps glow orange (or pink), this mini-size mood lamp rotates through a full spectrum of colors,...

Bandage Sticky Notes

$3.99

Oops - ouch!  This is important! Our Bandage Sticky Notes are a clever way to bookmark and leave notes for yourself!  A light-hearted reminder that... OUCH!, it's going to hurt if I forget that! A fun gift for accomplished medical...

Parenting Pen Set

$9.99

The bags under my eyes are Prada Even people that don't have kids know the lament of parents and our Parenting Pen Set perfectly captures it. I know, having children is wonderful and no one would trade it for anything. But we all understand that having...

The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure

$9.99

Office mascot and spirit animal. For when there are no words, The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure speaks your language. The ultimate stress reliever, you can no become the owner of your very own screaming goat! Sh*t just goat serious. Let it goat...

Coolest Guy On The Conference Call Men's Socks

$12.99

Does your boss schedule calls to schedule calls?  Ugh.  At least you can have some fun with it!  Now these are for the coolest guy, which is NOT the person that talks the most.  That guy just likes to hear himself talk. Probably the...

I Need More Money And Power And Less Sh*t From You People Gum

$1.99

Smile and nod.  Smile and nod.  Make sure to wear your mouth guard at night, so you don't grind your teeth down to nubs. You may not be able to lighten the workload at the office, but you sure can lighten the mood with our I Need More Money and...

PB & J Pencil Set

$2.99

It's peanut butter jelly time! These mouth watering PB & J Pencils are an ode to the sandwich that never stops being a favorite. We love Peanut Butter and Jelly as kids and even now as adults, it's a classic go-to snack or meal! Now you can use...

Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

The Fear Of Hearing About Your Co-Workers Weekend Candle

$9.99

The fear of hearing about your co-worker's weekend Never fear another Monday morning with our Burn Away Recapophobia Candle. We get it, you really need that coffee refill but you're worried Karen will trap you in the breakroom and tell you all about her...

Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs

$4.99

Good dog! Our Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs are the cutest way to mark your territory! (Without there being pee involved. That just wrecks pages, dontcha know!) These bandanna-clad pups are sporting their best puppy attire in hopes you'll take them all home...

Pickle Eraser

$2.99

Relish in your mistakes! Mistakes don't need to be a big dill, fix them up with our real-dill Pickle Eraser! This realistic mini-dill is ready to help out if you find yourself in a pickle with your notes and doodles. Single pickle eraser Made of...

Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine

$10.99

Automated dismay Our meh Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. Four sighs include a male, female, shocked and end of the world. With our press-of-the-button automated dismay, you can express your...

Tentacle Pen

$7.99

Release your inner Kraken!   Whether you live in a pineapple under the sea or just really enjoy squid sushi, our Tentacle Pen is just what has been missing from your life.   Realistically modeled off of a certain Cephalopod's most recognizable...

Antisocial Media Notebooks

$8.99 $7.91

Don't tell me I'm antisocial... I know! Our grumpy Antisocial Media Notebooks labeled: I didn't buy this on Amazon, I didn't Google it, I read it in a book and Antisocial Media lets the world know that things like privacy and personal connection are...

Go Away I'm Introverting Pouch

$7.99

Alone time in progress! You wanna binge Netflix with me and my cats? Sorry, you're not invited. Our lone Go Away I'm Introverting Pouch says what needs to be said... just leave me alone. Sometimes my alone time is for your safety! Made from recycled...

Pumped Up Ruby Red Glitter Phone Stand

$9.99

We're totally pumped! There's no place like home button with our Pumped Up Ruby Red Glitter Phone Stand! Step up your phone accessory game by propping it up this shimmering pair of ruby red pumps! You won't even need to drop a house on its owner to...

Wildflower Memo Tabs

$4.99

Oh, Snapdragon! Our vibrant Wildflower Memo Tabs quickly rose to the top in their field, and are straight up burying the competition! Time to put your yellow sticky flags to flower bed! Soon to become a perennial favorite, this set of wild beauties will...

Itty-Bitty Marquee

$12.99

A gift that's totally lit! Light up your life (and witty sarcastic remarks) with our thoughtful Itty-Bitty Marquee! A fun, cool, and creative way to leave messages for your roomies, loved ones, or co-workers! This customizable kit includes: A...

Mermaid Memo Tabs

$4.99 $4.39

Just A Note To Let You Know We Think You're Mermazing. Seas the day with our Mermaid Memo Tabs! Or stick to your boring yellow sticky tabs. Whatever floats your boat! If you're drowning in office or homework, you'll be able to keep your head above...

iPad Retro TV Stand

$27.99 $15.99

iStand corrected! Looking for a great iPad stand to watch your movies and shows with?  With our iPad TV  Stand you can watch your media favorites the way you did years ago but now on a faux tube television! This beautiful modern design...

Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen

$4.99 $4.39

Don't Stop Believin'! Our Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen is for anyone that wants to believe! This out of the world pen features a sliding UFO that will go back and forth. It’s mystifying, it’s almost unbelievable…...

Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

$12.99

Look at me! I'm the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! Behold - the very first of its kind, our Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy! He's the perfect desktop companion, road trip buddy, or hilarious gift! He's a man that goes by many...

Reach For The Stars Floaty Pen

$4.99

Cats in space! Our cosmic Reach For The Stars Write Side Up Floaty Pen is probably the coolest pen ever made! Watch space kitty slide up and down your pen and distract you from everything that you’re supposed to be doing. Seriously, you might take...

Zen Garden Litter Box

$9.99

That was Zen. This is Meow. Zen meets cats -  and kitty litter - in our calming Zen Garden Litter Box kit that includes everything you need to reach ultimate enlightenment! We give you purr-mission to litter your desk with another stress...

Kick Today in the Nuts Mug

$11.99

Kick it! A great way to start your day is to drink out of our Kick Today in the Nuts mug! Don't let today beat you and get you down. Our mug is probably... maybe, guaranteed or something, to keep that smile on your face while the day keeps throwing...

iPlunge Phone Stand

$7.99

As seen in Wired Magazine! High-tech meets low tech and the coolest accessory for your phone was born.   iPlunge is the perfect solution for your video emergencies just squish it against the back of your iPod, iPhone, or any device with a smooth...

Space Stationary Pen + Pencil Set

$9.99

5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Math off! Space Stationery Preparing you with the astronaut's essentials for school.  A spaceship eraser Two pencils A four colour pen Countdown ruler This set will get you ready for any sort of academic mission. The pen...

Pencils For First World Problems

$9.99

Awwww.... Our hilarious Pencils for First World Problems are for all those Debbie Downers out there. Even though they are given the conveniences of the world, they'll still find a way to complain about it. The shower loses hot water after an hour or...

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