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DOCTOR'S CHOICE CANDY CIGARETTES

Doctor'S Choice Candy Cigarettes by Archie McPhee

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Funny Gifts and Doctor'S Choice Candy Cigarettes at Perpetual Kid. Ten out of ten friendly neighborhood doctors would rather eat these candy cigarettes than smo

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Ten out of ten friendly neighborhood doctors would rather eat these candy cigarettes than smoke real cigarettes. You wouldn't doubt the wisdom of your friendly neighborhood doctor would you? Each pack of our Doctor's Choice Gum Cigarettes contains twelve 3.5 inch long sticks of orange-flavored candy that look somewhat like real cigarettes.

We're pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day!  So refreshing!

Adults only!

Item Number
CIGR-2144
DOCTOR'S CHOICE CANDY CIGARETTES
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