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Donald Talking Pen and more Creative Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Laugh with or at Donald! Includes eight, classic, Donald sayings, using his real voice!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Love him or hate him, you can now laugh with or at our Commander in Chief with our hair-larious Donald Talking Pen!

Press Trump's infamous golden locks to hear him talk! He'll rattle off eight different sayings, in Donald Trump's real voice.

  • I will be the greatest President that God Ever created.
  • Look - I'm REALLY Rich.
  • I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.
  • I don't wear a toupee. It's my hair. I swear.
  • I love China, I just sold an apartment for fifteen million dollars to somebody from China.
  • Our leaders are stupid. Our politicians are stupid.
  • We will have so much winning if I get elected, that you may get bored with winning.
  • I think I am a nice person. People that know me like me.

With such yugely fantastic audio quality-you'll think Trump is actually in the room with you. And to ensure he never stops talking, replaceable batteries included in each pen!

So, whenever you're in the mood, just click the pen and listen to Trump pump you up! It's a hilarious gag gift for Liberals, Democrats and Republicans. Whether you support Bernie Sanders, Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton, this pen will make you laugh!

The head is hard dense rubber just like the real Donald Trump! It’s like a pen and an action figure rolled into one! Own this unique election memorabilia and Make America great again!

Black ink. Includes 8 sayings and three LR44 Button Cell batteries. The Greatest Talking Pen Ever Created. MAGA with our Donald Talking Pen!

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