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SQUASH HIM, TOSS HIM... MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
SQUASH HIM, TOSS HIM... MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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Donald Trump Squash + Toss and more Fun Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Whether he's hair today and gone tomorrow...

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Whether he's hair today and gone tomorrow... the truth is, there's no escaping the Donald at the moment.  Big D's relentless media coverage and err... interesting tweets, have him trumping most of the news.

Now instead of taking your frustrations out on your unwitting Facebook friends, who are really over and done with all of the political commentary in their feed lately, grab our incredibly realistic Donald Squish and Toss and attempt to squeeze some sense into him once and for all!

Please, stop debating over what to get your Uncle Ron for his birthday.  Our H--UUUUGELY fun gift for republicans and democrats alike!

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It's great, really great... and it's the best.  The best ever made, ever... and now everybody is squishing and tossing because I made it all happen. 

 

 

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