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Don't Dry So Close To Me Dish Towel

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Summary

The Police-inspired Don't Dry So Close To Me Dish Towel makes the perfect addition or gift to anyone's kitchen!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Not responsible for Stuck Song Syndrome

We all have to dry dishes, why not hum along while doing it? The Police-inspired Don't Dry So Close To Me Dish Towel makes the perfect companion in your kitchen.

Screen-printed with water-based ink, this super-soft tea towel absorbs wonderfully. Not responsible for Stuck Song Syndrome.

Great for:

  • Drying Dishes
  • Wiping hands
  • Wringing out freshly washed greens, herbs, or veggies
  • Storing fresh produce
  • Covering homemade ferments, like kombucha or sauerkraut

100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Hang or lay flat to dry. Iron high, do not bleach. Measures 21 inches wide x 28 inches long.

Item Number:
TOWL-3470 
670875151901
Don't Dry So Close To Me Dish Towel
*Free Shipping $49+
and... don't stand so close to me!

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