Don't Worry Dishes, Nobody's Doing Me Either Greeting Card

When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even 4 years.

If you've spent a substantial amount of time alone, our Don't Worry Dishes, Nobody Is Doing Me Either Greeting Card will totally hit home. Aside from being single for what seems an eternity, chances are you're also starting to talk to inanimate objects.

It's time to drop the squeaky clean act, and throw caution to the wind!

Front of card:

• Stack of dirty, smelly dishes (the cockroach doesn't mind)
• Greeting says: How about we make like the dishes. And get a little dirty?

Inside of card:

• Greeting says: Don't worry dishes. Nobody's doing me either.
• Left side of card features a stack of dirty dishes in muted colors
• Right side of card allows for plenty of room for 

Super eco friendly!

• 100% post-consumer recycled paper card/envelope. VOC-free vegetable-based vibra-color printing. 100% print/production via solar energy. Unbleached Kraft envelope produced from 80% reclaimed wheat straw.

Made in the USA! Measures 4 inches wide x 6 inches tall. Our Don't Worry Dishes, Nobody's Doing Me Either Greeting Card is a fun and flirty love note!