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Douche Baguette Gum

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Ooh la la! Tu es tres douche-y!

Keep a pack of our Douche Baguette Gum handy for passing it off to annoying co-workers or pesky friends that might fall into the douche bag category.  You’ll have a laugh because they won’t know but then again, you can also give them the whole pack to get your message across.

At some point in life, we all fall into that douche bag category.  What you have to realize is that you can be there for 5 minutes, 5 months or even 5 years.  There has been a few reports of some douche bags staying in the zone for decades!  It’s our job to police ourselves, friends and family.  

Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility.  Calling out douche bags creates a giant ball of karma!

Includes 8 pieces of cinnamon flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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