Quick view Bag Of Unicorn Farts $8.99 Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts | Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. | We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you! It's not an illusion... we've... Add to Cart
Quick view Pantone Magnet Set + Daily Mood Flip Chart $9.99 Color us happy! Our painfully hip Pantone Magnet Set + Daily Mood Flip Chart brings the iconic thought leader on color, PANTONE, to your refrigerator or office with this one-of-a-kind magnet set! Just imagine how awesome your gallery of kiddie... Add to Cart
Quick view Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog Tea Infuser $9.99 Cruising for a brew'sing! Our Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog is looking sharp as always! Forget hogging the tea all to yourself, invite this delightfully pointy pal to tea time! Just fill Cute-Tea hedgehog with your favorite loose tea leaves, and hang... Add to Cart
Quick view Jesus Bandages $5.99 Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus... Add to Cart
Quick view Healing Stones $9.99 Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said sometimes!) At other times you may need a little homeopathic remedy to get you back on the... Add to Cart
Quick view Unicorn Bandages $5.99 Our wondrous Gama-Go Unicorn Bandages will astound you as they heal cuts and scrapes with the power of magic! Searching high and low across mountains, forests, and ravines for the elusive unicorn? Next time you trip into a bush, or walk... Add to Cart
Quick view Pop Pop Snappers $0.99 Drop it! Throw it! Step on it! Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snappers! These classic bang snaps aren't just fun to throw, they're the best... Add to Cart
Quick view Crystal Growing Volcano $6.99 Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray, terraforming solution... Add to Cart
Quick view Deluxe Finger Monster Set $4.99 Boxed Set of ScaryDo you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid? One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+! That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip! Don't worry,... Add to Cart
Quick view Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum $1.99 Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. This is great advice and should always be worn on your sleeve... unless you can be a unicorn. Be sure... Add to Cart
Quick view Astronaut Strawberries $3.99 Intergalactic Mission Snack! Our Astronaut Strawberries are an out of this world gastronomical experience! Enjoy your strawberries just as the astronauts do - the freeze-dried way! Astronaut Strawberries, as well as other freeze-drive food items, have... Add to Cart
Quick view Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk $5.99 Draw on... wipe off! Orange you glad we didn't say it was permanent? Our alarmingly bright Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk will help you make a big deal out of someone on their special day! Mark up their windows so everyone... Add to Cart
Quick view Oh My Ombre! Mechanical Pencils and Erasers $7.99 Our eye-catching Oh My Ombre! Mechanical Pencils and Erasers will keep your creative juices flowing as you pull energy from the exciting transfer of color to beautiful color resting in your hot little hands! You’ll say “oh my!” when... Add to Cart
Quick view Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops $4.99 Raising the Bar on Nostalgic Candy Got a bad mouth with a sweet tooth? Then our naughty but nice Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops will sweeten that deliciously vulgar pie hole of yours. A throwback to the good ole days when having your... Choose Options
Quick view Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet $6.99 A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn. Look at your boring old hand! It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!... Add to Cart
Quick view Purple Rainbow Comb-In Hair Chalk $4.99 Goodness grape-ness grape locks to admire! Now you can add a colorful array of pink to violet hued highlights to your locks with our nifty Purple Rainbow Comb-In Hair Chalk! You'll be crushing it! Featuring an easy application hand-held comb - just... Add to Cart
Quick view Shakespearean Lip Balm Set $7.99 Doth thou suffer from dry lips?To be chapped or not to be chapped, that is the question! This set of three Shakespearean lip balms are decorated to look like Shakespeare (Mint), Hamlet (Apple) and Macbeth (Orange). (Those in the know refer... Add to Cart
Quick view You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse $3.99 Hey girl, just a little something to tell you that we...really like...you. Just. The way. You are. Our perfectly patterned, You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse is made from an impressive 95% post-consumer material! Used... Add to Cart
Quick view Six Color Pen $3.99 Bring back the days when you were lucky enough to have a multi-color pen! You were the envy of the class and probably your teacher! Now you can do it again with our Six Color Pen! Give them to your kids so they can relive the same... Add to Cart
Quick view Holy Toast Bread Stamp $2.99 Holy Mother Of God... what is on my toast! In the beginning...there was bread. Ho hum. Make that boring bread an inspiration by embossing it before you toast! Our easy-to-use HOLY TOAST stamper always makes a good impression. Press the stamper into an... Add to Cart
Quick view Giant Wooden Pencil $6.99 Straight from the land of giants... It's our Giant Pencil! The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil! And in that capacity, it functions in all the great ways that a real pencil does. The lead writes, the eraser erases and it's... Add to Cart
Quick view Magic Mushroom Pen $2.99 Next time your co-worker-who-never-has-a-pen stops by your desk, you can hide your toadstoolly awesome Magic Mushroom Pen in plain site, and they'll be none the wiser. For this non-poisonous (and incredibly adorable) shroom tchotchke holds magical... Choose Options
Quick view Oh K! Rainbow 50/50 Coloring Pencils $10.99 Our cheerful Oh K! Rainbow 50/50 Coloring Pencils guaranteed that your day will be partly cloudy with 100% chance of awesomeness. Bringing a shiny spot of happiness to your day, while you break out your sketch pad, or adult coloring book, this set of... Add to Cart
Quick view Cupcake Lip Balm $3.49 When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about? Cupcakes, of course! If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor... Add to Cart
Quick view Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff $4.99 They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting! Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog Ear Cuff is just the... Add to Cart
Quick view Tropical Nail + Cuticle Tattoos $3.99 A Vacation At Your FIngertips!That's it... you've been neglecting your cuticle's for too long! Time to make them cute-icles! Yes, they truly are an extension of your nails... so stop making them feel left out! Our awesomely fun... Add to Cart
Quick view Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case $5.99 Our Enchanting Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case is a wondrous and satisfyingly squishy place for storing all your stationery essentials! Watch the twinkly stars, rainbows and flowers float around in the magical blue liquid. With a pink and yellow zip... Add to Cart
Quick view Pink + Turquoise Scented Spray-In Hair Color $7.99 Think you're ready to make a radical change to your hair, but afraid to make a long term commitment? (like your jerk of an ex) Now you can have party hair on the weekend, and be back to business come Monday morning. How you say? Dip dye,... Add to Cart
Quick view Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm $6.99 You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the... Add to Cart
Quick view Pickle Bandages $5.99 Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-boos! And if a Pickle Bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! 15 ... Add to Cart
Quick view Rainbow Pencil Holder + Pencils $11.99 We just can't even. Cloud you even believe how adorable our Rainbow Pencil Holder is? Simply the cutest! Because maybe all you need is a happy little cloud to make your day 100% better.... Instead of floating around the sky all day, this little fella... Add to Cart
Quick view Perfectly Plump Unicorn Lip Gloss $4.99 Chapped lips got you down? Turn that frown upside down! Our fantastical Unicorn Lip Balm will wipe a smile on your face! Enjoy ethereal like smooches with magically soft lips. This adorable (and easy to find while rummaging through... Add to Cart
Quick view The Cat Bonnet $6.99 Allow your feline to channel its inner Laura Ingalls (or pawsibly the catty Nellie Oleson) with The Cat Bonnet. It is just what the name promises. It’s a bonnet for your cat! Not every kitty is some kind of vain showoff... Add to Cart
Quick view The Super Duper Ball Kit $5.99 What's more fun than playing with super bouncy balls? Making them with our Super Duper Bouncy Ball Kit, of course! With this simple yet awesomely fun kit, you can make 6 vibrant, customized, multicolored, high bouncing balls!... Add to Cart
Quick view Cupcake Bandages $5.99 Cover Your Cuts With Cute! Cupcakes are the cure-all that can conquer your cuts and contusions! Experience the mouth-watering healing power of cupcakes! These Cupcake Bandages let you use the healing power of adorable baked goods to help heal physical... Add to Cart
Quick view Bacon Bandages $5.99 Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the... Add to Cart
Quick view Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case $5.99 Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful... Add to Cart
Quick view Bugs + Dirt In A Jar $14.99 Miss the thrill of playing in the dirt but not so fond of the mess? Stand back while we unearth our Type A friendly Bugs + Dirt In A Jar! Now for the dirty truth... This unique molding compound feels almost exactly like real dirt except it doesn't get... Add to Cart
Quick view And Jesus Washed Soap - Washes Away Everything But Sins $3.49 Oh for sud's sake, wash your feet! Then wash someone else's feet. But remember to wash before supper, because cleanliness is next to... well you know. Make your sink or tub interesting with our soapier than thou And Jesus Washed... Add to Cart
Quick view Presto Chango Erasable Crayons $7.99 Retro Colored PencilsMake a fashion statement with your crayons... are you cray cray?? Well maybe we are, but our Presto Chango Erasable Crayons are the coolest crayons we've ever laid our eyes hands on! Striped with fun coordinating colors,... Add to Cart
Quick view Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum $1.99 Great Pick Me Up Candy For Go GettersYou are awesome! But, if you don't believe it when we say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you?? If not, at least you'll have re-upped your gum supply! Our adorkable Who's Awesome? You're Awesome!... Add to Cart
Quick view Chocolate Scented Scratch + Sniff Nail Stickers $2.99 With our super sweet Chocolate Scented Scratch + Sniff Nail Stickers you may think that the likelihood to bite your nails would increase 10 fold... but would you really want to kiss your ridiculously cute manicure away!? Nah... A fun gift for... Add to Cart
Quick view Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons $3.99 LOOKOUT! Our Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons are about to stomp their way into your heart! We've discovered an entirely new species of crayons and we know you'll totally dig our ptero'ibly cool dinosaur Zoodlers! Watch in sheer terror as they bring a... Add to Cart
Quick view Lookin' Good For Jesus Socks $10.99 Socks For Church On SundayGosh darn it all to heck! If you don't find divine comfort in these sole saving ankle socks, you may be toe'tally beyond redemption! So ditch your holey socks and grace yourself with a pair of our gloriously unholey Lookin' Good... Add to Cart
Quick view Slide Whistle Pen $4.49 Just Whistle While You WorkWith our Whistle While You Work Slide Whistle Pen you can pretend you are Sideshow Bob, from the early episodes of The Simpsons, when he only communicated through the use of a slide whistle. Another favorite is to make... Add to Cart
Quick view Totally 80's Bracelet Pen $2.99 $2.49 Now you may not have needed it to scribble notes that you discretely passed to your friend in between classes or to write down the name of the song you just heard on the radio... but our Totally 80's Bangle Bracelet is sure to come in handy in this... Choose Options
Quick view Bacon Lover's Lollipop Gift Set $12.49 Breakfast Candy of ChampionsAttention all bacon lovers!! We have found your new favorite bacon item. Our Bacon Lover Lollipop Gift Set has maple, honey and barbeque flavored savory-sweet lollipops! The sensation you will get from this... Add to Cart
Quick view Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum $1.99 Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next! For... Add to Cart
Quick view Narwhal Lip Gloss $4.99 Tusk, tusk, tusk... It's true! Narwhal Lip Gloss really does exist! This pudgy little Unicorn of the Sea has swam all the way from the Arctic to help you make sure that your kisses are legendary! He's not just over-whale-mingly cute, he serves a... Add to Cart
Quick view Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel $10.99 Our 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel is the perfect kitchen accessory for your Sunday Brunches and Last Suppers. (Too soon? Please forgive us.) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the awesome power of a huge,... Add to Cart
Quick view Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray $5.99 After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public. Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz... Add to Cart
Quick view Cool Mood Maker Color Changing Nail Polish $7.99 Our Cool Mood Maker Color Changing Nail Polish is the equivalent of a mood ring for your nails! Watch the magic happen before your eyes with these heat sensitive color morphing nail varnishes! These playful nail polishes change color based... Add to Cart
Quick view Bigfoot Bandages $5.99 Extra Big For The Extra Hairy! Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot. So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his foot, Mrs. Bigfoot likes to use our awesome extra large Bigfoot Bandages. To cover all your... Add to Cart
Quick view Flash Rocks $4.99 Is that triboluminescence in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? Forseriously though... Just rub our Flash Rocks together to see a totally natural piezoelectric rock show! They'll glow internally and emit a distinctive... Add to Cart
Quick view Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons $3.99 If you're looking for fun by the foot our Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons are a simply meow-nificent find! Whether you're cat scratching some ideas down on paper (or sitting there patiently staring at the paper waiting for your cat to move off of said paper)... Add to Cart
Quick view Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers $7.99 Whether it's been a lengthy summer break or a rare 3 day weekend, take the burn off the return with this totally cool back to school gift... our Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers! The name's quite the mouthful but resist eating them no... Add to Cart
Quick view Rainbow Hearts Note Pals Sticky Tabs $3.99 Our pretty patterned Rainbow Hearts Note Pals Sticky Tabs (say that 10 times fast!) are an adorable way to express your love of passages in your favorite books, or markup a catalog with items you must have! These colorful striped and polka dotted... Add to Cart
Quick view 3D Coloring Book & Markers $5.99 Put down those boring 2D coloring books, and expand your mind and creativity with our addictive 3D Coloring Book! Your coloring skills have progressed greatly since your first doodlings as a toddler.. but now it's time to take your coloring to... Add to Cart
Quick view Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish $12.99 A Nail Polish Set That Just Makes ScentsAttract attention from all angles with our days of the week Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish! Features a cool color and a fun fragrance to suit your mood every day of the week! Madhouse Monday Toes Out... Add to Cart
Quick view Cupcake Mints $3.99 No Bake Cupcake Candy MintsLets' be honest... what's the best thing about a cupcake? The frosting! The cake is only used as a medium to get the frosting into your mouth! These icing flavored mints are so freakin' good you'll wish had even... Add to Cart
