Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipop $6.99 $5.85 You'd better ball-lieve it, sweetness! Our bright and colorful Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipops are only for the truly dedicated sweet tooth. At its size it's probably going to take you more than one sitting! Impressive 2 inches in diameter = long...
Totally 80's Bracelet Pen $2.99 $2.45 Now you may not have needed it to scribble notes that you discretely passed to your friend in between classes or to write down the name of the song you just heard on the radio... but our Totally 80's Bangle Bracelet is sure to come in handy in this...
Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case $5.99 Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...
Unicorn Bandages $5.99 Our wondrous Gama-Go Unicorn Bandages will astound you as they heal cuts and scrapes with the power of magic! Searching high and low across mountains, forests, and ravines for the elusive unicorn? Next time you trip into a bush, or walk...
Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel $10.99 Our 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel is the perfect kitchen accessory for your Sunday Brunches and Last Suppers. (Too soon? Please forgive us.) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the awesome power of a huge,...
Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet $6.99 A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn. Look at your boring old hand! It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!...
Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray $5.99 After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public. Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...
Pickle Bandages $5.99 Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-boos! And if a Pickle Bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! 15 ...
You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse $3.99 Hey girl, just a little something to tell you that we...really like...you. Just. The way. You are. Our perfectly patterned, You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse is made from an impressive 95% post-consumer material! Used...
Barf Lollipop $3.99 $3.25 Like, Gag Me With A Lollipop The ultimate gag gift... our Barf Lollipop is a deliciously fun way to share your utter disgust at a situation or person, or to just gross out the person you're closest with... just because you can. To up the puke factor...
Cupcake Mints $3.99 No Bake Cupcake Candy MintsLets' be honest... what's the best thing about a cupcake? The frosting! The cake is only used as a medium to get the frosting into your mouth! These icing flavored mints are so freakin' good you'll wish had even...
Fudge-Pop Lollipops $3.99 Oh, Fudge! We feel like a kid in a candy shop! Our eye catching Fudge-Pop Lollipops are available in 6 different color/flavor combinations... How will we ever decide!? Strawberry/Chocolate (Pink & Brown) Vanilla/Chocolate (White & Brown)...
Finger Monsters! $8.99 They're baaaack... Our mischievous Finger Monster! Set is up to their old shenanigans again! The Finger Monsters have been secretly running away from our warehouse! We've heard reports from our customers that they have found them stowing away...
Bacon Bandages $5.99 Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the...
Chocolate Scented Scratch + Sniff Nail Stickers $2.99 With our super sweet Chocolate Scented Scratch + Sniff Nail Stickers you may think that the likelihood to bite your nails would increase 10 fold... but would you really want to kiss your ridiculously cute manicure away!? Nah... A fun gift for...
Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm $6.99 You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...
Cream-Pop Lollipops $3.99 They're the cream of the crop! A dream-cicle come true, our Cream-Pop Lollipops are designed to look like classic ice-cream pops! They come on a thick wooden pop-sicle stick in six different exciting color and flavor combinations! Strawberry/Vanilla...
Sugar Bear Lollipop $3.99 $3.25 Oh, I'm a Sugar BearYeah, I'm a Sugar Bear Our handmade, happy-go-lucky Sugar Bear Lollipops are hard candy doppelgangers of the original gummy bears! They're it on a stick! Available in a rainbow of colors and flavors! Red (cherry) Orange...
Fresh + Fruity Scented Neon Gel Crayon Highlighters $9.99 Drop what you're doing! There’s no need to settle for a boring highlighter when you can reach for something fresh! Our phenomenal Fresh + Fruity Scented Neon Gel Crayon Highlighters set is everything you need and want when making...
Giant Ice Cream Cone Lollipop $7.99 Psst... We've got the inside scoop Our Giant Dipped Ice Cream Cone is eye candy that's real candy! These gorgeous and colorful ice cream shaped lollipops that have been handmade and dipped in a flavored hard candy (crafted from a secret 75 year old...
Rainy Dayz Gel Crayons $16.99 Vibrant and Bold Gloomy rainy day got you down? Instead of waiting around for a rainbow to appear, color your way to a sunny day! Our amazing Rainy Dayz Gel Crayons will brighten up any day! With their vibrant, bold colors and powerful...
Crazy Cat Lady Bandages $5.99 Cat Scratch Fever! Our Crazy Cat Lady Bandages are in paws-ible to ignore, just like the battle scars from loving your furry demon! Cat owners know that sometimes kitties "accidentally" give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. Crazy Cat Lady...
Sigmund Freud Candy Book $5.99 Tell Us More About Your Mother's CandySo... do you think your mom would like this candy? Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, our tiny Sigmund Freud Candy Book is full of banana-flavored candy...
Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff $4.99 They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting! Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog Ear Cuff is just the...
Body Part Lollipop $2.49 $2.05 Our super creepy Body Part Halloween Lollipop are the pefect aaddition to any zombie buffet! With Human Hearts, Witch Fingers, Eyeballs and Brains they're the perfect trick AND treat for Halloween! Bloodshot Eyeball- Cotton Candy Flavored...
Jesus Bandages $5.99 Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus Bandage...
Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons $3.99 LOOKOUT! Our Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons are about to stomp their way into your heart! We've discovered an entirely new species of crayons and we know you'll totally dig our ptero'ibly cool dinosaur Zoodlers! Watch in sheer terror as they bring a...
Glitter Swirl Slime Lollipop $3.99 You've been slimed! Our colorful Glitter Swirl Slime Lollipop is delicious, sparkly, gross out fun candy treat! Whether your love of slime originated with You Can't Do That On Television or Ghostbusters, we don't know (gah! we've been slimed!) But what...
Galaxy Lollipop $4.99 A lollipop light years ahead of its time Our spectacular handmade Galaxy Lollipops are flat out the sweetest gift this side of the Milky Way. Hand-poured and swirled purple + black circular lollipop Embedded with glitter and adorned with silver star...
Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers $3.99 Whether it's been a lengthy summer break or a rare 3 day weekend, take the burn off the return with this totally cool back to school gift... our Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers! The name's quite the mouthful but resist eating them no...
Bigfoot Bandages $5.99 Extra Big For The Extra Hairy! Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot. So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his foot, Mrs. Bigfoot likes to use our awesome extra large Bigfoot Bandages. To cover all your...
Fairytale Fingernail Friends + Cuticle Tattoos $5.49 What's part sticker, part tattoo and totally awesome? Our amazingly cute Fairytale Fingernail Friends Nail Stickers + Tattoos! This fairytale themed set is the fairest of them all! With castles, carriage, frog princes, castles and more.. it's...
Lookin' Good For Jesus Socks $10.99 Socks For Church On Sunday Gosh darn it all to heck! If you don't find divine comfort in these sole saving ankle socks, you may be toe'tally beyond redemption! So ditch your holey socks and grace yourself with a pair of our gloriously unholey Lookin'...
Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops $4.99 Raising the Bar on Nostalgic Candy Got a bad mouth with a sweet tooth? Then our naughty but nice Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops will sweeten that deliciously vulgar pie hole of yours. A throwback to the good ole days when having your...
Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog Tea Infuser $9.99 Cruising for a brew'sing! Our Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog is looking sharp as always! Forget hogging the tea all to yourself, invite this delightfully pointy pal to tea time! Just fill Cute-Tea hedgehog with your favorite loose tea leaves, and hang...
Rainbow Puke Lollipop $4.99 Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...
Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum $1.99 Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. This is great advice and should always be worn on your sleeve... unless you can be a unicorn. Be sure to...
Blood Sucker Lollipop $3.99 It's Bloody Good Candy! We're O (so) positive that you'll be totally grossed out yet equally intrigued by our sickening sweet Blood Sucker Lollipop, that we're willing to bet the blood bank on it! With their "Unusual Tastes" Harry Potter fans will...
Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop $4.99 What's blue and green and sparkly all over? Our Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop by Melville Candy! This particular pop was embedded with glittery ocean blue and phlegm green sanding sugar then hand-poured on to a wooden popsicle stick. To add another layer...
Spicy Chili Pepper Lollipop $4.99 Are you a sucker for spicy food? Lovers of spicy food will just eat up our handmade Spicy Chili Pepper Lollipops! Each one of these chili-pepper-shaped hard candy pops is infused with real chili pepper bits, and pack a heat that can't be beat!...
