Spring Gift Sale

Easter Basket Gifts

Blue Q Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

$1.99

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet!  You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next! For...

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Holy Toast Bread Stamp

$2.89

In the beginning...there was bread. Ho hum. Make that boring bread an inspiration by embossing it before you toast! Our easy-to-use HOLY TOAST stamper always makes a good impression. Press the stamper into an ordinary slice of bread, toast it, and...

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Blue Q Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

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Blue Q We Had A Baby Carrot Socks

$10.99

Our delightfully weird We Had A Baby Carrot Socks are just the thing you need to kick off your initiation into parenthood. We don't mean to leek any insider information, but they're pretty much guaranteed to bring some fun to the table at the next baby...

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Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons

$3.79

If you're looking for fun by the foot our Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons are a simply meow-nificent find! Whether you're cat scratching some ideas down on paper (or sitting there patiently staring at the paper waiting for your cat to move off of said paper)...

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Blue Q Lookin' Good For Jesus Socks

$10.99

Gosh darn it all to heck! If you don't find divine comfort in these sole saving ankle socks, you may be toe'tally beyond redemption! So ditch your holey socks and grace yourself with a pair of our gloriously unholey Lookin' Good For Jesus Women's...

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Cupcake Lip Balm
50% OFF

Cupcake Lip Balm

$2.99 $1.49

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor...

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Sigmund Freud Candy Book

$5.99

So... do you think your mom would like this candy?  Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, our tiny Sigmund Freud Candy Book is full of banana-flavored candy decorated with Freuds...

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Funny Side Up Froggy Egg Mold

$9.49

It's not easy being green, especially if your eggs... amiright Sam? Well now you can add some croak to your yolk with our Funny Side Up Froggy Egg Mold! No more will your mornings bog you down... you'll leap out of bed with anticipation of your...

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Rocket Pen & Holder

$7.59

3, 2, 1, Blast Off!   Our new Rocket Pen & Holder will take you to the moon!   It comes complete with take off and landing base.   Why not let everyone in the office know that you are a Titan of industry.   If that doesn't get...

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Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons

$3.79

LOOKOUT! Our Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons are about to stomp their way into your heart! We've discovered an entirely new species of crayons and we know you'll totally dig our ptero'ibly cool dinosaur Zoodlers! Watch in sheer terror as they bring a...

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Blue Q Most Papalar Pope Francis Coin Purse

$3.99

HOLY MOLY POPE-OLY!! Next time you notice it raining pennies from heaven quickly open your devout Pope Francis Coin Purse to gather some change for the collection basket! Think you can't change the world?  Oh, spare us! (a dime, that is!) Now you...

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Blue Q Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

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Blue Q Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum

$1.99

You are awesome!  But, if you don't believe it when we say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you??  If not, at least you'll have re-upped your gum supply! Our adorkable Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum is just the pick-me up you need...

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Brew Bunny Tea Infuser

$9.49

You'd be hopping mad, not to invite our Brew Bunny Tea Infuser to your next tea party! Fill this charming infuser with loose tea leaves and hook him onto the side of your cup with his adorable, over-sized ears. Hop to it! Then kick back and relax. Soon...

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Funny Side Up Cat Egg Mold

$9.49

Looking for the purrfect way to start your day?  Paw-lease put down that breakfast bar and serve up a pair of sunny-side-up eggs in eggsellent style with our Funny Side Up Cat Shaped Egg Mold! This charming frame helps turn eggs into a fun,...

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Grrr-Reat Tiger Puffy Stickers

$4.99

Our roaringly awesome Grrr-reat Tiger Puffy Stickers are something you can really get your claws into!  These adorable big cats will find a place on any random flat surface and ambush your heart.    An awesome addition to your every...

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Narwhal Lip Gloss

$4.79

Tusk, tusk, tusk... It's true! Narwhal Lip Gloss really does exist! This pudgy little Unicorn of the Sea has swam all the way from the Arctic to help you make sure that your kisses are legendary! He's not just over-whale-mingly cute, he serves a...

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Pop Corn Pop Chocolate Bar

$5.99

What's better than an ample supply of chocolate and a full box of popcorn to munch on during movie night?   Our obnoxiously fun Pop Corn Pop Chocolate Bar that's what!   This clever bar simulates popcorn popping IN the bar. The added twist is...

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Pickle Bandages

$5.39

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-boos! And if a Pickle Bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Our Pickle...

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The Cat Bonnet

$6.69

Allow your feline to channel its inner Laura Ingalls (or pawsibly the catty Nellie Oleson) with The Cat Bonnet.  It is just what the name promises.  It’s a bonnet for your cat!  Not every kitty is some kind of vain showoff...

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Enchanted Unicorn Bandages

$5.99

With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in no time! Each 3.75" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE TOY to take your mind off of the...

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Happy Snacks Color-In Book

$9.49

Who says you shouldn't play with your food? (Certainly not us!)  Besides... from the looks of it, the food in our Happy Snacks Color-in' Books is ready to play!   Cupcakes, donuts, tacos, hamburgers, pizza, pop, marshmallows, cookies, nachos,...

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Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet

$6.29

Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn.  Look at your boring old hand!  It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!  You need our mystical...

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Affirmators! Affirmation Cards

$11.99

Even pessimists like a little positivity, so comedian Suzi Barrett created these inspirational-but-not-cheesy affirmation cards. Providing the fun of a horoscope with a little less woo-woo, and full of positive affirmations, this whimsical box will help...

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Hot Gossip Nifty Note

$4.99

Our delightfully dishy Hot Gossip Nifty Notes are hot off the press and ready to land in your hot little hands. Most workplaces, schools, and homes are hotbeds of hearsay, and it’s basically essential to stay in the loop. Now you can spread...

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BIGFOOT BANDAGES
50% OFF

Bigfoot Bandages

$5.99 $2.99

Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot.   So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his foot, Mrs. Bigfoot likes to use our awesome extra large Bigfoot Bandages. To cover all your oversized blisters and boo-boos, be...

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Color Changing Bubble Bath

$4.79

Tired of the kicking and screaming when it's time to get your precious little rug rat clean? Add some fun to tub time with our Color Changing Bubble Bath for kids of all ages! Just pour it into the water and watch the water change from a bright sunny...

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Bugs + Dirt In A Jar

$11.99

Miss the thrill of playing in the dirt but not so fond of the mess? Stand back while we unearth our Type A friendly Bugs + Dirt In A Jar! Now for the dirty truth... This unique molding compound feels almost exactly like real dirt except it doesn't get...

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Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.59

Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry, there are plenty of...

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Watermelon Scratch & Sniff Nail Wraps

$3.79

Now you can enjoy summer fun year round with our mouth watering Watermelon Scratch & Sniff Nail Wraps! Go ahead and add a splash of excitement with some delicious fun for your nails!   Easy to apply and the only nail biting you may experience...

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