Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop $4.99 What's blue and green and sparkly all over? Our Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop by Melville Candy! This particular pop was embedded with glittery ocean blue and phlegm green sanding sugar then hand-poured on to a wooden popsicle stick. To add another layer...
Sugar Bear Lollipop $3.99 Oh, I'm a Sugar BearYeah, I'm a Sugar Bear Our handmade, happy-go-lucky Sugar Bear Lollipops are hard candy doppelgangers of the original gummy bears! They're it on a stick! Available in a rainbow of colors and flavors! Red (cherry) Orange...
You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse $3.99 Hey girl, just a little something to tell you that we...really like...you. Just. The way. You are. Our perfectly patterned, You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse is made from an impressive 95% post-consumer material! Used...
Glitter Swirl Slime Lollipop $3.99 You've been slimed! Our colorful Glitter Swirl Slime Lollipop is delicious, sparkly, gross out fun candy treat! Whether your love of slime originated with You Can't Do That On Television or Ghostbusters, we don't know (gah! we've been slimed!) But what...
Magic Mushroom Pen $2.99 $2.00 Next time your co-worker-who-never-has-a-pen stops by your desk, you can hide your toadstoolly awesome Magic Mushroom Pen in plain site, and they'll be none the wiser. For this non-poisonous (and incredibly adorable) shroom tchotchke holds magical powers...
Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray $5.99 After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public. Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...
Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet $6.99 A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn. Look at your boring old hand! It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!...
Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog Tea Infuser $9.99 Cruising for a brew'sing! Our Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog is looking sharp as always! Forget hogging the tea all to yourself, invite this delightfully pointy pal to tea time! Just fill Cute-Tea hedgehog with your favorite loose tea leaves, and hang...
Holy Toast Bread Stamp $2.99 Holy Mother Of God... what is on my toast! In the beginning...there was bread. Ho hum. Make that boring bread an inspiration by embossing it before you toast! Our easy-to-use HOLY TOAST stamper always makes a good impression. Press the stamper into an...
Bigfoot Air Freshener $3.99 Anyone who lives in the Pacific Northwest knows the smell of Bigfoot. The real Bigfoot smells like cheese, socks and mildew, but our Bigfoot Air Freshener gives off a pleasing pine odor. This air freshener covers foul smells while letting you...
Slide Whistle Pen $4.49 Just Whistle While You WorkWith our Whistle While You Work Slide Whistle Pen you can pretend you are Sideshow Bob, from the early episodes of The Simpsons, when he only communicated through the use of a slide whistle. Another favorite is to make...
Fudge-Pop Lollipops $3.99 Oh, Fudge! We feel like a kid in a candy shop! Our eye catching Fudge-Pop Lollipops are available in 6 different color/flavor combinations... How will we ever decide!? Strawberry/Chocolate (Pink & Brown) Vanilla/Chocolate (White & Brown)...
Cupcake Lip Balm $3.49 $2.00 When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about? Cupcakes, of course! If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor...
Spicy Chili Pepper Lollipop $4.99 Are you a sucker for spicy food? Lovers of spicy food will just eat up our handmade Spicy Chili Pepper Lollipops! Each one of these chili-pepper-shaped hard candy pops is infused with real chili pepper bits, and pack a heat that can't be beat!...
Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop $4.99 Unicorns - their poop don't stink Don't go poo poo-ing the idea of our gifting our Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop! Unicorn poop lovers will enjoy eating this poo emoji shaped gourmet candy! Pink & blue swirl Fruit punch flavored hard candy...
Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel $10.99 Our 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel is the perfect kitchen accessory for your Sunday Brunches and Last Suppers. (Too soon? Please forgive us.) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the awesome power of a huge,...
Color Morphing Rainbow Stainless Steel Straw Set $9.99 A fab gift for your favorite sucker! Our eye-catching Reusable Rainbow Stainless Steel Straws Set is the shiny happy duo you've been missing from your fabulously eco-friendly life! Iridescent rainbow colors Color morphing appearance with movement...
Rainbow Glitter Scented Sunscreen $18.99 You glow, girl! You’ll be eco-friendly, gorgeous, well protected and sparkling with our Rainbow Glitter Sunscreen! This super fun bio-degradable glitter sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum...
Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff $4.99 They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting! Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog Ear Cuff is just the...
Giant Ice Cream Cone Lollipop $7.99 Psst... We've got the inside scoop Our Giant Dipped Ice Cream Cone is eye candy that's real candy! These gorgeous and colorful ice cream shaped lollipops that have been handmade and dipped in a flavored hard candy (crafted from a secret 75 year old...
Blood Sucker Lollipop $3.99 It's Bloody Good Candy! We're O (so) positive that you'll be totally grossed out yet equally intrigued by our sickening sweet Blood Sucker Lollipop, that we're willing to bet the blood bank on it! With their "Unusual Tastes" Harry Potter fans will...
Finger Monsters! $8.99 They're baaaack... Our mischievous Finger Monster! Set is up to their old shenanigans again! The Finger Monsters have been secretly running away from our warehouse! We've heard reports from our customers that they have found them stowing away...
Cupcake Mints $3.99 No Bake Cupcake Candy MintsLets' be honest... what's the best thing about a cupcake? The frosting! The cake is only used as a medium to get the frosting into your mouth! These icing flavored mints are so freakin' good you'll wish had even...
Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish $12.99 $5.00 A Nail Polish Set That Just Makes ScentsAttract attention from all angles with our days of the week Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish! Features a cool color and a fun fragrance to suit your mood every day of the week! Madhouse Monday Toes Out...
T.V. Rock $5.99 $3.00 Tune in to the Ulexite! Plop our awesome TV Rock on any printed surface and it demonstrates a cool fiber-optic effect - it projects images to the surface of this naturally occurring mineral. This unusual effect is the result of your rock's...
Galaxy Lollipop $4.99 A lollipop light years ahead of its time Our spectacular handmade Galaxy Lollipops are flat out the sweetest gift this side of the Milky Way. Hand-poured and swirled purple + black circular lollipop Embedded with glitter and adorned with silver star...
Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum $1.99 Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next! For...
Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case $5.99 Our Enchanting Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case is a wondrous and satisfyingly squishy place for storing all your stationery essentials! Watch the twinkly stars, rainbows and flowers float around in the magical blue liquid. With a pink and yellow zip for...
Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipop $6.99 You'd better ball-lieve it, sweetness! Our bright and colorful Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipops are only for the truly dedicated sweet tooth. At its size it's probably going to take you more than one sitting! Impressive 2 inches in diameter = long...
Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers $3.99 Whether it's been a lengthy summer break or a rare 3 day weekend, take the burn off the return with this totally cool back to school gift... our Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers! The name's quite the mouthful but resist eating them no...
Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk $5.99 $3.00 Draw on... wipe off! Orange you glad we didn't say it was permanent? Our alarmingly bright Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk will help you make a big deal out of someone on their special day! Mark up their windows so everyone knows...
Giant Wooden Pencil $6.99 Straight from the land of giants... It's our Giant Pencil! The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil! And in that capacity, it functions in all the great ways that a real pencil does. The lead writes, the eraser erases and it's...
Kitten Bandages $5.99 $3.00 Got another scratch? You've gotta be kitten me! Cover up cuts, scratches, and scrapes with our adorably irresistible Kitten Bandages! Now you can avoid cat scratch fever with a little help from a furr-iendly little feline...
Totally 80's Bracelet Pen $2.99 $2.69 Now you may not have needed it to scribble notes that you discretely passed to your friend in between classes or to write down the name of the song you just heard on the radio... but our Totally 80's Bangle Bracelet is sure to come in handy in this...
Unicorn Bandages $5.99 Our wondrous Gama-Go Unicorn Bandages will astound you as they heal cuts and scrapes with the power of magic! Searching high and low across mountains, forests, and ravines for the elusive unicorn? Next time you trip into a bush, or walk face...
Chocolate Scented Scratch + Sniff Nail Stickers $2.99 With our super sweet Chocolate Scented Scratch + Sniff Nail Stickers you may think that the likelihood to bite your nails would increase 10 fold... but would you really want to kiss your ridiculously cute manicure away!? Nah... A fun gift for...
Cream-Pop Lollipops $3.99 They're the cream of the crop! A dream-cicle come true, our Cream-Pop Lollipops are designed to look like classic ice-cream pops! They come on a thick wooden pop-sicle stick in six different exciting color and flavor combinations! Strawberry/Vanilla...
Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops $4.99 Raising the Bar on Nostalgic Candy Got a bad mouth with a sweet tooth? Then our naughty but nice Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops will sweeten that deliciously vulgar pie hole of yours. A throwback to the good ole days when having your...
Body Part Lollipop $2.49 Our super creepy Body Part Halloween Lollipop are the pefect aaddition to any zombie buffet! With Human Hearts, Witch Fingers, Eyeballs and Brains they're the perfect trick AND treat for Halloween! Bloodshot Eyeball- Cotton Candy Flavored...
Sour-Pop Lollipops $3.99 Pucker up buttercup! Our bright and colorful Sour-Pop Lollipops are handmade in the USA and available in 3 tempting flavors and color combinations: Sour Watermelon (pink & green) Sour Wildberry (purple & blue) Sour Pink Lemonade (yellow...
Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum $1.99 Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. This is great advice and should always be worn on your sleeve... unless you can be a unicorn. Be sure to...
Deluxe Finger Monster Set $4.99 Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid? One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+! That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip! Don't worry,...
Rainbow Puke Lollipop $4.99 Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...
Box Of Break Your Own Geodes $12.99 Find The Hidden Crystals! Looking for a rockin' good time? Don't take a moment for granite, our Break Your Own Geodes is sure to liven up the rainiest of days and the most humdrum of afternoons. A gem of a gift or a cool as schist party item! ...
Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum $1.99 Great Pick Me Up Candy For Go GettersYou are awesome! But, if you don't believe it when we say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you?? If not, at least you'll have re-upped your gum supply! Our adorkable Who's Awesome? You're Awesome!...
Lookin' Good For Jesus Socks $10.99 Socks For Church On Sunday Gosh darn it all to heck! If you don't find divine comfort in these sole saving ankle socks, you may be toe'tally beyond redemption! So ditch your holey socks and grace yourself with a pair of our gloriously unholey Lookin'...
Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set $12.99 This is nacho Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set, yet! Thumb wrestling meets lucha libre with our unique Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set that brings the competitive Mexican sport to enthusiasts all over the world! Known for its bold...
Oh My Ombre! Mechanical Pencils and Erasers $7.99 Our eye-catching Oh My Ombre! Mechanical Pencils and Erasers will keep your creative juices flowing as you pull energy from the exciting transfer of color to beautiful color resting in your hot little hands! You’ll say “oh my!” when you...
Fresh + Fruity Scented Neon Gel Crayon Highlighters $9.99 Drop what you're doing! There’s no need to settle for a boring highlighter when you can reach for something fresh! Our phenomenal Fresh + Fruity Scented Neon Gel Crayon Highlighters set is everything you need and want when making...
Bigfoot Bandages $5.99 Extra Big For The Extra Hairy! Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot. So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his foot, Mrs. Bigfoot likes to use our awesome extra large Bigfoot Bandages. To cover all your...
Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm $6.99 You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...
Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons $3.99 If you're looking for fun by the foot our Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons are a simply meow-nificent find! Whether you're cat scratching some ideas down on paper (or sitting there patiently staring at the paper waiting for your cat to move off of said paper)...
Frogger Tiny Arcade $19.99 And you thought your commute was bad. Our World's Smallest Frogger Tiny Arcade is a throwback to when 8-bit was cutting technology and hanging out at the arcade was a typical Friday night. If you're old enough to have played this game in the 80's...
Rainy Dayz Gel Crayons $16.99 Vibrant and Bold Gloomy rainy day got you down? Instead of waiting around for a rainbow to appear, color your way to a sunny day! Our amazing Rainy Dayz Gel Crayons will brighten up any day! With their vibrant, bold colors and powerful...
Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons $3.99 LOOKOUT! Our Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons are about to stomp their way into your heart! We've discovered an entirely new species of crayons and we know you'll totally dig our ptero'ibly cool dinosaur Zoodlers! Watch in sheer terror as they bring a...
Enchanted Unicorn Bandages $5.99 With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in no time! Each 3.75" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE TOY to take your mind off of the...
Fairytale Fingernail Friends + Cuticle Tattoos $5.49 What's part sticker, part tattoo and totally awesome? Our amazingly cute Fairytale Fingernail Friends Nail Stickers + Tattoos! This fairytale themed set is the fairest of them all! With castles, carriage, frog princes, castles and more.. it's...
Barf Lollipop $3.99 Like, Gag Me With A Lollipop The ultimate gag gift... our Barf Lollipop is a deliciously fun way to share your utter disgust at a situation or person, or to just gross out the person you're closest with... just because you can. To up the puke factor this...
Sigmund Freud Candy Book $5.99 Tell Us More About Your Mother's CandySo... do you think your mom would like this candy? Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, our tiny Sigmund Freud Candy Book is full of banana-flavored candy...
We Had A Baby Carrot Socks $10.99 So Cute I Could Just Eat You SocksOur delightfully weird We Had A Baby Carrot Socks are just the thing you need to kick off your initiation into parenthood. We don't mean to leek any insider information, but they're pretty much guaranteed to bring some...
