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EDGAR ALLAN POE BANDAGES
Edgar Allan Poe Bandages
EDGAR ALLAN POE BANDAGES

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Trending Gifts and Edgar Allan Poe Bandages at Perpetual Kid. Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Does Anyone Else Hear That Tapping Like Noise?

Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.  Only one of our Edgar Allan Poe Bandages stopped the tears.

Poe, being the ultimate goth (Nightpain), has always been associated with yucky things and the macabre, so it's only natural that he should be covering your sores and scrapes.    

So if your nicked by a slowly descending pendulum or pecked at by a raven, these dark purple bandages will help ease your pain.

Metal tin measures 3.75 inches tall.  15 bandages each measuring 3 inches long x 1 inch wide.  Latex-free adhesive.  

Item Number:
BNDG-2438 
7.39048E+11
Edgar Allan Poe Bandages
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A fun gift for under $10!

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