Just because it's raining doesn't mean that the sun cant be out! Wear our breakfasty free rain'ge Egg Poncho and you'll be the yolkiest, driest and most hilarious looking character around! Keep your day the way you like your eggs, sunny side up!
The outdoors have never been so eggcelent on a rainy day! This may even prevent you from getting a runny nose from the cold rain! So don't be an egghead and keep yourself dry! Great for festivals!
Looks great with bacon! Can be reused and also warn appropriately as an Easter outfit.
Why does this exist? Not sure. One. Made from recycled plastic. Painted on yolk. One size fits most. Disposable.