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Einstein'S Energy Bar

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Our Einstein's Energy Bar = munchies cured (squared)!   This is by far going to be the most educational energy bar you will ever eat!   It contains relativity made easy, mind-bending paradoxes, fantastic formulae, and energetic explanations.   It also tells you everything that you can accomplish with the energy given to you from the delicious fruit and nut bar!   If this bar's mass was completely converted to usable energy, it would be equivalent to around 50 nuclear bombs!  

We can't guarantee anything, but there's a really small, almost non-existent, chance that you will be a physicist after you eat this bar and read the box. Unless, of course, you are already a physicist, then we are positive you will still be one after you munch on this bar!

You don't have to be a genius to realize how awesome of a snack this is going to be!

All Natural, Gluten Free, Kosher Parve. Fruit & nut bar.   Net Weight 1.41oz (40g).