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EMERGENCY BEARD GUARDS
PROTECT YOUR BEARD FROM OTHERS. PROTECT OTHERS FROM YOUR BEARD.

Emergency Beard Guards by Archie McPhee

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Emergency Beard Guards and more Creative Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Beards are all the rage right now, but as scientists have told us, they are also stinkin

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Beards are all the rage right now, but as scientists have told us, they are also stinkin' filthy!

Our Emergency Beard Guards is a pack of three sanitary beard covers that will help protect the world from whatever is going on in that beard before the health department shows up and shuts it down for violations.

Perfect gift for hipsters, bikers, lumberjacks and possibly your mother-in-law!  ZING!

Set of 3.  Comes in in a funny 3.75 inch tall tall metal tin.  Fits most normal beards, but not a ZZ Top.

Item Number
HATT-2592
PROTECT YOUR BEARD FROM OTHERS. PROTECT OTHERS FROM YOUR BEARD.
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