For anyone over the age of ten, a birthday cake can be a fire hazard.
Don't worry! Our water filled Emergency Birthday Candle Extinguisher
will save your lungs from exhaustion and save you the embarrassment of
leaving that one candle still burning.
Who puts the correct number of
candles on a cake after age 10 anyhow? Don't even get us started on
those magical re-lighting candles. Extinguish THAT practical jokers
trick with one squirt.
Disclaimer: not responsible for soggy cake.
Blame the candle lighter, not us.