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Emergency Brown Nose

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Nope, you aren't seeing things... This isn't the Emergency Clown Nose... it's the Emergency Brown Nose!  Always keep one in your desk and in your car so you'll never go into the office without one! Use it to call someone out or to use yourself when you're groveling for a day off or extra time on your project. 

No prescription required, the Emergency Brown Nose is just the thing for a quick laugh or unwarranted compliments.

Directions: To treat pain in necks, pain in butts and all ass kissers.  Warning: When alerting public of brown nose behavior, stick this product to your nose only.

External use only!